BILLINGSGATE POST: This song by Freddy Fender best expresses my feelings toward Monkey Woods: “Wasted Days And Wasted Nights.” Wasted days and wasted nights, I have left for you behind For you don't belong to me, Your heart belongs to someone...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Everdingle was wearing his standard issue Dickies Short Sleave Mechanics Coveralls with a V-Neck, Fruit-Of-The-Loom white tee shirt underneath. A 9mm Heckler & Koch MPS sub-machine gun was strapped to his thigh. With his tailo...
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