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Lindsay Lohan To Appear In A Nude Calendar - Promises That Every One of Her Freckles Will Be Revealed

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has stated that she really needs to make some money to help pay off her tremendous legal fees which she has accrued over the past few years. Lohan talked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo and remarked how ex...

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Lindsay Lohan Admits She Would Love To Marry Samantha Ronson

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan says that she is starting to get the feeling that she may never marry. The 27-year-old actress who finally got her act together after a three month stay at a rehab clinic last summer recently spoke to Taffeta Kixx with Th...

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Lindsay Lohan Consults A Freckles Specialist

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Consults A Freckles Specialist

BEVERLY HILLS - The Hollywood starlet who seems to have amazingly turned her turbulent life around, Lindsay Lohan, says that she is really feeling good about her self after years of despair. Lohan spent three months last year at The Henry & Be...

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The Overweight May Be Discriminated Against If Religion Based

Funny story: The Overweight May Be Discriminated Against If Religion Based

Arizona lawmakers passed a bill Thursday that allows businesses in the state to deny service to LGBT customers on religious grounds. The bill has not been signed by Gov. Jan Brewer (R), who told reporters at the National Governors Association this we...

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The Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Says No To Having Her Chest Freckles Removed

Funny story: The Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Says No To Having Her Chest Freckles Removed

VENICE BEACH, California - Jennifer Lawrence has become one of the most sought after young LaLaLand starlets. Jennifer, who used to spell her name with three consecutive N's recently appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Talk Show. She congratula...

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Lindsay Lohan Addresses The Surgery Rumors

VENICE BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan has said that she has learned her lesson and she vows to turn her life around. The 27-year-old actress recently spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that being in rehab was the best...

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Lindsay Lohan Blames All Her Troubles On Her Freckles

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Blames All Her Troubles On Her Freckles

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay "Lucky" Lohan was sitting by herself in a private booth at the trendy Fountain of Youth Lounge in Venice Beach. One of the waiters said that he overheard her talking on the phone to her ex-girlfriend and one time fianceé Sam...

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Lindsay Lohan Leaves The Rehab Clinic As Happy As A Woodpecker In A Chopstick Factory

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Leaves The Rehab Clinic As Happy As A Woodpecker In A Chopstick Factory

LOS ANGELES - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune has stated that noted and much troubled actress Lindsay Lohan has finally left The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. LiLo, as she is known, skipped out of the facility looking like a younger, nicer, cle...

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Study Suggests Women with Freckles are Less Sexually Inhibited

Funny story: Study Suggests Women with Freckles are Less Sexually Inhibited

Researchers in Boston, Massachusetts have concluded a year-long study into the question of whether or not cute-looking women with freckles are less inhibited when it comes to sexual activity than freckle-less, fair-skinned women. The results were...

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Okay, So Who Wins The Most Freckles Contest? Lindsay Lohan or Ke$ha?

Funny story: Okay, So Who Wins The Most Freckles Contest? Lindsay Lohan or Ke$ha?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has just tossed another drink into the face of another young woman. LiLo will eventually end up throwing a drink into the face of the wrong girl who will pop the wayward diva-donna in her freckled mouth and rearrang...

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