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Funny story: Woman Appeared To Be Doing Something Very Disgusting

Woman Appeared To Be Doing Something Very Disgusting

A quite innocent picture of a woman playing a recorder has been described as "suggestive" by a man who clearly has a mind like a sewer. The picture, contained in the image library of satirical news website TheSpoof.com, was noticed by one of the s…

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Funny story: Euro Countries Covid-19 Smoke Screens

Euro Countries Covid-19 Smoke Screens

With the gradual increase of Coronavirus cases taking hold in all of the European countries, the various governments have been accused of masking the true spread of the pandemic by utilising 'Smoke Screen' tactics. Spain was yesterday accused by t…

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Funny story: Man Just Knew Claude Lantier Was Going To End Up In Bed With Irma Bécot

Man Just Knew Claude Lantier Was Going To End Up In Bed With Irma Bécot

A man who is an enthusiastic reader of French literature, and who was reading 'The Masterpiece' by the French author, Émile Zola, claims he "just knew", with absolute certainty, that the 'hero' of the story was going to end up in bed with Irma Bécot…

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Funny story: France is Sending The Aircraft Carrier FS Brigitte Bardot off The Coast of Turkey

France is Sending The Aircraft Carrier FS Brigitte Bardot off The Coast of Turkey

PARIS – (Satire News) - French President Emmanuel “Macaroni” Macron has just sent the pride and joy of the French navy towards Turkey. The FS Brigitte Bardot should arrive in a few days. Macron said that the purpose for the voyage is to collect th…

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Funny story: French To Reintroduce Conscription To Bolster Civil Defence

French To Reintroduce Conscription To Bolster Civil Defence

Emmanuel Macron, President of France, has today said that the Covid-19 crisis in France is such, that they fear civil unrest in the near future. As a result, President Macron has ordered that men and women between the ages of 18 and 30 be conscrip…

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Funny story: Woman Wore Yellow Hat

Woman Wore Yellow Hat

There were dropped jaws and a few sideways glances on a train in France earlier today, when a woman was seen wearing a yellow beret-style hat. The woman, a pretty young girl aged about 24, was sitting in a third-class carriage on the Paris to Méda…

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Funny story: Trump Extinguished Lady Liberty's Torch

Trump Extinguished Lady Liberty's Torch

As the controversy over the Trump administration’s new stringent rules for admission to the U.S. heated up, a top Trump immigration official offered a change to the iconic poem engraved on the Statue of Liberty. The poem is Emma Lazarus’s sonnet...

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Funny story: French Officials Fear That the Eiffel Tower May Have To Be Destroyed Because It Has Become Infected With The Coronavirus

French Officials Fear That the Eiffel Tower May Have To Be Destroyed Because It Has Become Infected With The Coronavirus

PARIS – French officials with the Parisian Health Commission (PHC) have informed the mayor of Paris that they have discovered traces of the C-19 located in several parts of the Eiffel Tower. Gaspard du Croissant, the vice-director of the PHC, emph...

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Funny story: Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Biarritz, France In an announcement that surprised no one, President Donald Trump wants to hold next year's conference at one of his clubs in Florida. "Everyone will be happy. We have waiters that don't bathe to wait on the French, we've got spott...

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Funny story: World Leaders Try to Lose Disruptive Trump at G-7 Summit

World Leaders Try to Lose Disruptive Trump at G-7 Summit

Biarritz, France Tired of having President Trump interrupt all the other delegates, and talk for hours about himself and his "accomplishments," the rest of the G-7 delegates met at an unknown location to talk, without telling Trump where they would...

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Funny story: Bastille Day Ruined By Storm

Bastille Day Ruined By Storm

Le quatorze juillet, or Bastille Day as it is known outside of France, drew hundreds of thousands of spectators to Paris today for the celebrations, but the event was left in tatters by an unexpected storm. The day is a national holiday in France,...

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Funny story: Man Reckons Song Doesn't Go On For Anywhere Near Long Enough

Man Reckons Song Doesn't Go On For Anywhere Near Long Enough

A man listening to a song by French rock band, The Limiñanas, has said that, for his liking, anyway, the track doesn't go on for anywhere near long enough, and could do to be extended by about another three minutes. The song, 'Dimanche', a stompin...

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Funny story: To Would or Would Not - Finale

To Would or Would Not - Finale

At the end of part 3: “I might, but my name would not be Steve, it would be Tree,” said Treetrunk. “It's really easy. Would just put your lips together and blow,” 'said Melon Nia. “I would remember that, Slim, after the operation,” said Treetrun...

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Funny story: Notre Dame Cathedral More Popular Than Ever Before

Notre Dame Cathedral More Popular Than Ever Before

Authorities in France have said that Notre-Dame de Paris cathedral is attracting more visitors than ever before. The twelfth-century monument to French medieval religion was engulfed in flames last Monday, resulting in the loss of its roof and fam...

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Funny story: Catholic Church Plans Bring-And-Buy Sales To Raise Money For Notre-Dame Repairs

Catholic Church Plans Bring-And-Buy Sales To Raise Money For Notre-Dame Repairs

After the horrendous events of last weekend, when the 850-year-old Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris was severely damaged by fire, the Catholic church has announced several money-raising schemes to pay for its repair. The fire caused damage estimated...

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Funny story: France's Tax Cut Becomes a Yellow Vest Nightmare

France's Tax Cut Becomes a Yellow Vest Nightmare

The implementation of a policy of tax reductions has recently taken root in the French Government. Although the demand for lower taxes began over fuel costs, the yellow vests' displeasure grew to include a whole host of gripes over President Macr...

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Funny story: Listening Repeatedly To Dominique A, Made Man Speak English With French Accent

Listening Repeatedly To Dominique A, Made Man Speak English With French Accent

An Englishman who listened incessantly to the music of French artist, Dominique A, started to speak English as if he, himself were French - complete with a French accent! Travelling on a Finnair flight back to Manchester in 2012, Moys Kenwood scan...

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