President Macron announced that his favorite sport will be in the 2024 Games! And that he 'bent over backwards' to get it included at the last minute. Macron and a small army of Caribbean hotel performers marched with signs all the way from Paris…
Welcome to the City of Light, Paris! Enjoy a complimentary Molotov cocktail made from a bottle of Mouton Crouton ’89 – a very good year for a revolution, n’est pas? And over here are some famous landmarks … currently on fire. But the restaurant…
King Charles was in a sticky wicket recently. And for an old reason … The French! Mon Dieu! They were revolting again. I mean, having a revolution, or a protest, or just burning things because they didn’t want to retire two years later. THAT was w…
PARIS - (Satire News) - The French government, such as it is, is totally placing the entire blame for unheard of high temperatures square on the fat belly of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. The French, who have been known to wave the white flag dur…
France is, having its worst drought ever, possibly due to Global Warming. 'Le Warming Americain', as they call it. (But not caused at all by them of course). It is causing power shortages and food shortages, and a heat wave every day. Be…
PARIS - (Satire News) - The French governnment has just revealed the reason why they will not be sending any French troops to battle the evil Russian empire in Ukraine. President Emmanuel Macron told France's national news agency, Ooh La La, that…
France’s top administrative court ruled Tuesday against allowing body-covering “burkini” swimwear in public pools for religious reasons, arguing that it violates the principle of government neutrality toward religion. France has just violated a ba…
London- For decades filmmaker's and author's have portrayed France as the country of lover's. It could be that France used to be a romantic country, but in modern times, France is no different from Bangladesh or New York City. After interviewin…
The French have always eaten horse meat... just one of their quirks. And they look down on the Chinese for eating dogs. Typical French horse-breathed arrogance... Recently in Marseille, people giving away their older pet horses to good home…
According to unconfirmed reporters from Reuters French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that France has surrendered to advancing Russian forces in Ukraine, stating that the French have 'no appetite for war; just raw onions and smelly cheese'.
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Vodkavich News Agency has stated that President Putin after he defeats Ukraine, will turn his communistic sights on the country whose official flag is the white flag. When Putin was asked why he was going to invade Fr…
I have just read that France has mercifully gotten rid of the majority of their public pay phones. This might sound like a tragedy but it is as necessary as was the French Revolution. In fact, the telephones deserve to be guillotined as much as they…
PARIS - (Satire News) – France’s national news agency, Ohh La La, has just reported that the Grape Cicada Infestation has gotten a lot worse. A spokesperson for the French government stated that the cicadas originated up in Finland and they migrat…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It’s being reported by News Blues reporter, Velveeta Maracas, that the US has made it abundantly clear to France that they will no longer import anymore of their French Ticklers (sex toys). White House Press Secr…
PARIS – (US Satire) – The government of France is skating on thin ice, after they announce to the world via TMZ that they have no plans to pay back even one thin dime, of the $17 trillion they owe the USA going all the way back to World War II. Wh…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vice-President Kamala Harris has informed President Biden that France has not made a payment on the money the US lent her since March 13, 1949. According to Mimosa Sabrosa, with the Alpha Beta News Agency, the vi…
France is upset or tres ticked. They’ve recalled their ambassadors to the US and Australia. Humph! Take that! The Camembert is flying all over the place, landing as far away as the US and Australia. France even sent a 5.9 magnitude tremor to Austr…
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