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Funny story: Trump Once Gave All the Gold in Fort Knox to a Waitress

Trump Once Gave All the Gold in Fort Knox to a Waitress

This the Fox program - ‘You are Really, Really There'...” said the handsome announcer with the greasy hairdo and obvious nose job. Our real president - Trump - was kind enough to share this charming anecdote with us - as he gears up for another G…

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Funny story: The FBI Reveals That Trump Gave Putin The Door Combination Numbers To Get Inside Fort Knox

The FBI Reveals That Trump Gave Putin The Door Combination Numbers To Get Inside Fort Knox

WASHINGTON, D.C. (US Satire) - The Vox Populi News Agency has just learned that the Federal Bureau of Investigation has revealed that Trump willingly gave Russian President Putin the extremely secret combination numbers to all of the Fort Knox doors.

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Funny story: The FBI Raided Mar-a-Lago And Found 19 Gold Bars That Were Stolen From Fort Knox

The FBI Raided Mar-a-Lago And Found 19 Gold Bars That Were Stolen From Fort Knox

MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – Reports coming from The Daily Dirt News Agency state that a dozen agents from the FBI conducted a pre-dawn raid on Trump’s Dixieland mansion, Mar-a-Lago. The Federal officers confiscated over 27 computers, lap tops, iP…

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Funny story: Vice-President Kamala Harris Signs An $8 Million Contract With Converse Tennis Shoes

Vice-President Kamala Harris Signs An $8 Million Contract With Converse Tennis Shoes

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One thing about being a US president or vice-president are the nice little monetary perks that come with the office. For example, President Abraham Lincoln sold the rights to his name to the Lincoln Logs Toy Comp…

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Funny story: Fort Knox Reports That 89 Ten-Ounce Gold Bars Are Missing

Fort Knox Reports That 89 Ten-Ounce Gold Bars Are Missing

KNOXVILLE, Tennessee – (Satire News) – Knoxville’s PBS affiliate is reporting that the vice-assistant director of Fort Knox has revealed that there are 89 ten-ounce gold bars missing from the high-security building. When asked what the total value…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That If Donald Gives Her Any Shit About Their Divorce She Will Sing Like a Canary Regarding Fort Knox

Melania Trump Says That If Donald Gives Her Any Shit About Their Divorce She Will Sing Like a Canary Regarding Fort Knox

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider says that Melania confided in her about an incident that could easily land the President and others in prison for a long, long time. Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that it is no secret that M…

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Funny story: Two Al-Qaeda Operatives Caught Living in Trump Tower

Two Al-Qaeda Operatives Caught Living in Trump Tower

NEW YORK CITY – (Spoof News) - The FBI has issued a statement that it has just apprehended two Al-Qaeda operatives, who were living on the 14th floor at Trump Tower. The two have been identified as Muhammad al-Bibbity and Abu Moo Bagfatti. Fed…

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Funny story: Trump Proposes Country Invest In "Trump Dollars"

Trump Proposes Country Invest In "Trump Dollars"

New York, NY Businessman and U.S. Presidential candidate Donald Trump convinced a gathering of his supporters to convert their cash into "Trump Dollars" today. He says that everyone should. "You get one Trump Dollar for every two U.S. dollars. Bel...

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Funny story: Obama arrested for robbing Ft. Knox

Obama arrested for robbing Ft. Knox

Barack Hussein Obama was arrested today for attempting to steal 50 trillion dollars worth of gold bars from the Ft. Knox gold reserve. Obama claims he was authorized to take the gold bars because he is President of the United States. However th...

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Funny story: Dead leprechaun found at Fort Knox

Dead leprechaun found at Fort Knox

Fort Knox - The army reports a dead leprechaun was found in the vault at Fort Knox among the gold bars, according to Colonel Jimbob. The cause of death could not be determined, as leprechauns have never been captured, dead or alive before; their bi...

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Funny story: Ron Paul vindicated as $335 bn of gold bullion vanishes from NY Federal Reserve

Ron Paul vindicated as $335 bn of gold bullion vanishes from NY Federal Reserve

New York - Seven thousand metric tonnes of the precious metal have gone missing from the New York Federal reserve according to Texas congressman Ron Paul. The wannabe 2012 GOP presidential candidate fears the $335 billion hoard, last audited at th...

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