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Funny story: Man Has Stopped Saying "Hello"

Man Has Stopped Saying "Hello"

In a move that would have the former Commodores singer Lionel Richie spinning in his grave - if he were dead, which he isn't, one man has decided that, henceforth, he is not going to say the word "Hello" anymore. The reason is simple. "Overuse,…

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Funny story: Opinion: Solving the immigration crisis

Opinion: Solving the immigration crisis

How to solve Immigration (and, by definition, all our other problems since they, too, stem from filthy foreigners). To say we have an immigration problem is an understatement. Not since Alexander wept because he had no worlds left to conquer, has...

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Funny story: Over 98% Of Non-UK People Are Foreign - Daily Mail

Over 98% Of Non-UK People Are Foreign - Daily Mail

The results of a survey of people carried out in over 50 countries show that over 98% of them are 'foreigners'. The Daily Mail allegedly stated that this is the way things are going and soon there could be even more foreigners abroad. The Daily Expre...

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Funny story: Brown: If You Don't Like Foreigners, Don't Look at Them

Brown: If You Don't Like Foreigners, Don't Look at Them

People worried about immigration should not look at foreigners, Gordon Brown has said. The embattled prime minister has said observing those from abroad stirs up hatred - and even a 'slight glance' is racist. 'It is dangerous to spy, watch or v...

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Funny story: Acting like an old cougar on Viagra, Hilary Clinton giggles, flirts with goofy Pak Foreign Minister then sends him home empty-handed; Fatwa says he engaged in unbecoming behaviour for a Muslim male

Acting like an old cougar on Viagra, Hilary Clinton giggles, flirts with goofy Pak Foreign Minister then sends him home empty-handed; Fatwa says he engaged in unbecoming behaviour for a Muslim male

WASHINGTON: Having raided the country's Treasury for its sartorial funds, the Armani-suited Pak delegation headed by 'democratic' leader - the latest Army General stormed into the capital waving a 200-page list of demands. Having failed to wean t...

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Funny story: Sweden bans the word 'foreigner'.

Sweden bans the word 'foreigner'.

It has been announced by Sweden's foreign office, that henceforth the words 'foreign' and 'foreigner' will be outlawed and exchanged to the people and E.U cash grant friendly friendly phrase: 'Immigrant/s that have yet to arrive on our shores'. Wh...

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Funny story: Court says Union wildcat strikes against companies using foreign instead of British workers are illegal

Court says Union wildcat strikes against companies using foreign instead of British workers are illegal

In a landmark case heard so quickly today that the judge didn't even have time to dismiss his mistress and pull his trousers up, a Union has been told that to encourage wildcat strikes against those companies employing foreign workers instead of Brit...

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Funny story: Foreigners infiltrate British National Party

Foreigners infiltrate British National Party

The British National Party has been infiltrated by immigrants, who will be sent "home" if their party ever wins a General Election. The embarrassing error was discovered when the BNP membership list was made public on the Internet, and even the pa...

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Funny story: Foreigner Elected President

Foreigner Elected President

The United States of America has elected a foreigner as its next President, in a move that shocked the entire world outside of CNN studios. Speaking from his 32-room hunting palace in Texas, psychiatric patient and drug user George 'Duh' Bush said...

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Funny story: Shocking News - Japanese Don't Like Foreigners

Shocking News - Japanese Don't Like Foreigners

Tokyo, Japan - "Don't come to Japan if you're a foreigner." That's the message from many Japanese hotels in a recent survey conducted by the Japanese Ministry for Tourism. "We don't have Gaijin (Japanese word for foreigner) and we don't want them...

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Funny story: Poll: Majority of Americans Say Immigrants Should Speak English More Better

Poll: Majority of Americans Say Immigrants Should Speak English More Better

The vast majority of Americans -- 83% according to a recent poll -- say that it's more important for immigrants to learn to...

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Funny story: Anger as Foreign Secretary exposed as not being Foreign

Anger as Foreign Secretary exposed as not being Foreign

The government has been taken to task today by the Office of Fair Trading because a consumer from Bridlington complained that the Foreign Secretary is not in fact foreign.

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Funny story: Foreigner Eats Live Hamster

Foreigner Eats Live Hamster

Shoppers were startled at an East London pet store when a foreign customer proceeded to bite the head off a live hamster.

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Funny story: Now More Foreigners Than Brits In UK

Now More Foreigners Than Brits In UK

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has said in a statement in the Commons that there are many more dirty filthy foreigners living in the UK, than there are fine upstanding pure white Anglo Saxons, says a bl...

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Funny story: Hands Off Our Shit Heaps You Foreign Knob-Heads

Hands Off Our Shit Heaps You Foreign Knob-Heads

BRITISH kids are set to live in a big shit heap forever thanks to the EU, and they could face EU fines of up to £999 billion a year as a result, MPs warned today.

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Funny story: "One in 4 children born in Britain are foreign"

"One in 4 children born in Britain are foreign"

Scientists have announced that one in 4 children born in Britain are foreign.

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Funny story: Man Claims To Hear People Speaking In Tongues

Man Claims To Hear People Speaking In Tongues

A Dartford man from Dartford has made a sensational claim today of having heard people speaking in tongues.

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