Vladimir Putin, showing off his tailored six-pack whilst riding bare-back on a white stallion through the annexed part of Ukraine, has joined the rest of the world by condemning both Russian and English hooligans causing riots in Marseille; and now t...
It seems the EU have English, moronic, football fans causing riots in Marseille, France, to thank for in making an ultimate decision to either support a Brexit or be against the UK leaving the community! European leaders, Germans, French, Spanish,...
Star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) international soccer reporter, Messieur Wee Wee Black-Cockadoodle, crawled out of the metro underground and observed the following. Racist hooligan football yobs refused entry to a black gentleman attempting...
Newsflash: CIA HQ in Equitorial Guinea, somewhere in Africa! Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star footy reporter, Chief Daddy Longlegs-Chamberlain, observing the Africa Cup sent the following report! "A tribal war has just broke o...
A massive racist who had been caught on camera throwing bananas at a Premier League football player was cleared of all charges of racial abuse at Preston Crown Court yesterday after it was revealed that he'd been living under a rock since 1972. G...
Man city superstar Hooligan, Mario Balotelli, has always wanted to be a gangster and just to enhance his wishes he has decided to show-off his latest T-shirt depicting guns, blood, knives, etc. Balotelli is an amazing example of what footy stars a...
It could only happen to a Leeds Utd hooligirl/granny because they are the only team in the country that have them. Leeds Utd are renowned for their very dodgy Hooligan fraternity, they begin at the early age of 2 months and continue right up to re...
Many local residents feared the worst when West ham United and New Cross rivals Millwall, were drawn against each other. Both club's fans have a violent history and Metropolitan Police officers in full riot gear attended the fixture in large numbe...
Supporters of Millwall football club will be able to buy their away match tickets en route to their destination from this week, after the opening of a special ticket office on the M1 motorway. The decision to open the new facility comes as a resul...
Should Chelsea manage to beat Barcelona, thus setting up an all English final in Rome with Manchester United or Arsenal, Rome Police have said that they are well prepared to deal with a large influx of English soccer fans. Following violent scenes...
Ceremonies have taken place across England to remember its hooligans that lost their freedom in matches across vast areas of Europe. Neds and yobbos from as far apart as Coventry, Exeter and Liverpool gathered at the centre of hooliganism in Londo...
There was better news today for the ex-Toon hero Kevin Keegan when, after having resigned from the Newcastle United manager's job last week, he was offered a new job: Holding Joey Barton's Coat. Barton, still a player at United, albeit with a six-...
Some of the greatest spoof novels in the world are the globally famous, printed in many languages, books of the football hooligan genre.
Here we are, slap bang at the beginning of the twenty-first century and still at the lowest rung of the evolutionary ladder. What do I base that sleight on? Football hooligans? Night-life vomiters? No. I base it on the fact that we still have problems with our clothes unravelling. You know those maddening bits of loose string, elastic or wool that fly away from your clothes. The more you tr...
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