Buckroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review has just broken the story that the L.A. Galaxy have just signed a 14-year-old soccer phenomenon from La Brea, California. The kid is Stiletto de La Salsa, who lives with his parents, six brothers and six sis…
In a jaw-dropping move, Los Angeles Galaxy's rising star, Gino Vivi Quesada, has left fans opened mouthed as he secures a contract with none other than the illustrious Manchester United football team in the UK. Fifi Tripoli, the astute reporter fr…
Manchester, England – It’s another day and another dollar (or .81 pound sterling conversion rate for today’s market, if you want to get technical) victory for the home team Man City (if you’re actually in Manchester in the UK right now) over a lesser…
GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala - (Satire News) - According to the Nacional News Agency, the Guatemala City Hot Tamale Ball Kickers play in Ixtantan Soccer Stadium, which is allegedly the most luxurious stadium in the world, even more luxurious than a gold…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC has just broken the story that premier league footballer at a a top flight club is dating one of Russia's most infamous spies. The player, with the initials D.L., has denied the alleged allegations, but BBC reporte…
I am an American. Why do the Brit. Soccer players run up and down the field Screaming all the time? Seems like they come on the field Screaming - do big - mouthed Screaming all during the game - and Screaming the end. The producers of sla…
In the latest Papal Playoff - the Latin American squad the Miserere Manglers bloodily beat the pants off the Italian Squad the Blood of Christ Sicilians. These tough Cardinals play real dirty. Winning is all. They play is so hard and des…
LONDON, England – (Satire News) – This is exactly what English football needs now. Although the national team is ranked 5th in the International Football Association's ranking list, it did not play well in the World Cup. Who is behind these words…
MANCHESTER, England - (Soccer Satire) - History has been made in the UK's world of sports. Manchester Morning Manc Newspaper reporter Cutter Shiloh, has just broken the story that the Red Devils have just signed the first female soccer player to e…
LONDON - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (UK) has just broken the story that King Charles III, has made it one of his top priorities to lure the Premier League Manchester United Red Devils to London. Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel F…
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Many soccer fans consider Lionel Messi to be the best that has ever set foot on a soccer field. Of course millions of soccer afficionados would disagree with that statement. Fans in the UK consider David Beckham the…
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Rumors swirling around the soccer world reveal that the soccer trio of Eric Cantona, David Beckham, and Pele want to purchase La Liga's Real Madrid team. "Los Blancos" are one of the most popular sports teams in the…
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - (Sports Satire) - Reports filtering out of the Pampas of Argentina state that the two best soccer players in South America are bickering like high school schoolgirls over which one is the best player in Argentina. Lionel…
Quatar - Football superstar and Gold Boot Award, Mbappe, told the world's media that he was getting a 'Mpuppy' to help him get over the devastating loss to Argentina. "As soon as I get back to France, I'm getting a Mpuppy," told Mbappe in his pres…
PENZANCE, England - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (UK) has just revealed that the Penzance City Council has voted 5 to 4 to ban soccer. City Council Director Wesco Scallion, 45, stated that the city fathers just got fed up with every ga…
QATAR - (Sports Satire) - The Lionel Messi Bobblehead Doll is the top selling doll at the 2022 World Cup games. The Messi doll surpassed the bobblehead dolls of Cristiano Ronaldo, Harry Kane, Kylian Mbappe, Neymar, Kevin De Bruyne, Luka Modric, Pe…
QATAR - (World Cup Satire) - Global Source News Agency writer Topeka Joplin, who is covering the World Cup Finals, has broken the story that one of the top soccer sports announcers in the world has been arrested for cussing on a live mic. The anno…
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