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Funny story: God Denies Involvement In Maradona Hand Of God Goal

God Denies Involvement In Maradona Hand Of God Goal

In a revealing moment earlier today which will undoubtedly send shockwaves all through the Buenos Aires baristas, the Supreme Being, God, has spoken out to deny any and all responsibility for assisting Argentina's Diego Maradona in the scoring of his…

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Funny story: Maradona's obituaries "greatest of all time"

Maradona's obituaries "greatest of all time"

Many obituaries aspire to greatness, but few can match the memorials this week for lard-arsed coke-fiend Diego Maradona, who died aged 60. "I couldn't believe what I was reading," said death expert Geoff Ashes. "It's what we in the business call l…

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Funny story: Diego Maradona In New 'Hand Of God' Incident

Diego Maradona In New 'Hand Of God' Incident

Diego Maradona, the Argentine footballing genius that almost-singlehandedly derailed England's World Cup dream in Mexico, in 1986, in a bizarre incident that became known as the 'Hand of God', has been involved in yet another incident springing from…

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Funny story: Man Says Football Is No Longer Important To Him

Man Says Football Is No Longer Important To Him

A man who, in his younger days, followed football as enthusiastically as it was possible to do, has said that he has now lost all interest in the game, and, actually, couldn't give a fuck about it. Moys Kenwood, now 57, became a football fan on 23…

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Funny story: Teacher Disputes Students' "Boring" Claim

Teacher Disputes Students' "Boring" Claim

There was a stunned silence in a local school classroom this afternoon, when, after one of the students had had the audacity to pronounce that his Science teacher was "boring", the teacher in question decided to prove just how 'unboring' he actually…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Revealed To Be Mere Figment Of Spoof Writer's Imagination

Harry Maguire Revealed To Be Mere Figment Of Spoof Writer's Imagination

After all the many controversies concerning the Manchester United and England defender 'Harry Maguire' over the last two years, it's been revealed that the hard-as-nails Brick Shithouse is merely a fictional character created by the overactive imagin…

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Write Book About Greek Nightmare

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Write Book About Greek Nightmare

It's what the newspapers have all been waiting for, the scoop of the moment, as the Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has announced that he is to commence writing a book documenting his recent nightmare experience on the Greek holiday island…

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Funny story: Marcus Rashford To Donate 90% Of His Salary To Hungry Kids Campaign

Marcus Rashford To Donate 90% Of His Salary To Hungry Kids Campaign

Marcus Rashford, the Manchester United and England striker who has done so much for hungry children by petitioning the government for free school meals during the lockdown, has "put his money where his mouth is", and has vowed to donate 90% of his sa…

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Funny story: Sky Sports to add simulated fan abuse

Sky Sports to add simulated fan abuse

Sky Sports have announced plans to include racist, homophobic, sexualized and other hateful slurs to enliven viewers' experiences, starting with next weekend's Premier League football broadcasts. "Our research uncovered strong viewer demand for an…

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Funny story: The Tory Party Soccer Select Squad...

The Tory Party Soccer Select Squad...

TheSpoof.com looks at the big hitters in the all-conquering Tory soccer team, that always seems to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. How long can the Tory juggernaut continue? How long can Magic Johnson keep it on the road? Let's take a look...

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Funny story: Pele Invites Cristiano Ronaldo To Self-Quarantine in His $14.7 Million Brazilian Mansion

Pele Invites Cristiano Ronaldo To Self-Quarantine in His $14.7 Million Brazilian Mansion

SAO PAULO, Brazil – (Sports Satire) – One of the world’s most famous soccer players, Pele, recently spoke with Cristiano Ronaldo who plays with Juventus. Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine reports that Pele, who is the president of the Sao Paulo R…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Galaxy’s Chicharito is Unhappy

The Los Angeles Galaxy’s Chicharito is Unhappy

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette spoke with L.A. Galaxy star Javier Hernandez, better known as Chicharito. The 32-year-old expressed that he is very upset and unhappy with the teams (4-9-3) record. He noted that sale…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Retire From Football

Harry Maguire To Retire From Football

There was sensational news coming out of Old Trafford this morning, as Manchester United captain and England defender, Harry Maguire, made a shock announcement to the effect that he intends to retire from football, and to pursue a career in a differe…

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Kicked in The Gut by The Coronapalooza Virus

Cristiano Ronaldo Kicked in The Gut by The Coronapalooza Virus

TURIM, Italy – (Sports Satire) – Italy’s La Pizzeria News Agency is reporting that Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Juventus, has just tested positive for the dreaded COVID-19 virus. The 35-year-old Ronaldo, who is considered one of the greatest f…

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Funny story: Hull City: Normal Service Has Been Resumed

Hull City: Normal Service Has Been Resumed

All good things must come to an end, and so it was with Hull City's 'perfect' start to the new football season, when they visited Fleetwood Town last night, and normal service was resumed, after the Tigers were both battered and trounced in a humblin…

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Now Valued At Only £80

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Now Valued At Only £80

The Premer League season may only have kicked off three weeks ago, but after a disastrous weekend for Manchester United, when they were humbled 6-1 by Tottenham Hotspur at Old Trafford, fans are keen to offload 'liability' central defender and captai…

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Funny story: VAR Referees Haunted by Ghosts

VAR Referees Haunted by Ghosts

After the English Premier League introduced new technology in the form of a Video Assistant Referee last season, it has been revealed that many of them are too terrified to actually watch a game, and are afraid that they are being haunted by the spir…

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