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Football Gossip: Bristol Rovers Bridesmaid, Wayne "Roos" Drink Arrest, Jordan Nobbs Offer, Dyche and The Spoof

Funny story: Football Gossip: Bristol Rovers Bridesmaid, Wayne "Roos" Drink Arrest, Jordan Nobbs Offer, Dyche and The Spoof

New Bristol Rovers manager Graham Coughlan says taking on the job is an "extremely proud moment" after "10 years as a bridesmaid" in other roles. The 44-year-old was appointed as the League One side's new boss on a two-and-a-half-year deal on Sunday,...

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Fear Of Youth

A crisis of confidence has gripped youth players across the world’s top leagues. With the news that Manchester United have sacked manager, Jose Mourinho, there is now a real fear that he could rock up at any of the world’s top clubs and ruin their yo...

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Football Gossip: Borussia Dortmund Sniggers, Jobbygate, Craig Bellamy shock, Leeds pen?

Funny story: Football Gossip: Borussia Dortmund Sniggers, Jobbygate, Craig Bellamy shock, Leeds pen?

Borussia Dortmund officials are sniggering at Chelsea's profligacy as it was made official that United States international Christian Pulisic is now a Chelsea player for a fee of £58m. Pulisic will remain at Dortmund until the end of the current sea...

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Spurs Boss Pochettino To Take Up Barcelona Job

Funny story: Spurs Boss Pochettino To Take Up Barcelona Job

Mauricio Pochettino, the Tottenham Hotspur coach, who has guided his team to their highest position on football's ladder for 140 years, has announced that he is to leave the club, and is Barcelona-bound. He will become a waiter in a top hotel.

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Match Of The Day Gary Lineker To Enter Politics

Funny story: Match Of The Day Gary Lineker To Enter Politics

In a week which saw US movie star, Angelina Jolie, refuse to rule out a possible future move into politics, Match Of The Day host, Gary Lineker, also appears to be taking a similar route. Lineker, 58, has taken US President Donald Trump as his exa...

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Manchester City: Can They Survive?

Funny story: Manchester City: Can They Survive?

Football: it's a rough-and-tumble business these days, with only those teams who are financially stable being able to 'stay the distance', whilst others fall by the wayside. Manchester City have had a certain amount of success in recent years, but, a...

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Leicester City: Can They Win The Title Again?

Funny story: Leicester City: Can They Win The Title Again?

Leicester City, the side that, against all odds, won the Premier League title three seasons ago, then faded badly like a team of chumps, but two victories in their last two games against Chelsea and Manchester City have caused 'experts' to think agai...

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Football Gossip: Klopp vs. Mourinho, Scotland Women, Oh No! MAUREEN SACKED

Funny story: Football Gossip: Klopp vs. Mourinho, Scotland Women, Oh No! MAUREEN SACKED

After his ailing team's 3-1 defeat on Sunday,"manager" of Manchester United, Jose Mourinho revealed the contrast in management style between him and Liverpool's Juergen Klopp . Klopp's philosophy is that a win is credited to his players but in the ca...

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Mourinho mourns Manchester manslaughter

Funny story: Mourinho mourns Manchester manslaughter

"I just couldn't take no more!" claimed ex-United moaning manager Mourinho as the axe fell and the 'Sword of Damocles' dropped to sever the tentacles of this once proud 'Portuguese Man O War!' "It's manslaughter!" He claimed whilst bagging £22 mil...

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Jose Mourinho Sacked As Football Finally Goes Mad

Funny story: Jose Mourinho Sacked As Football Finally Goes Mad

In what might be seen as the end of several chapters in football history today, Manchester United coach, Jose Mourinho, was sacked, and will join the dole queue tomorrow. United, although not having a great season, are in 6th place in the Premier...

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Football: Big Match Preview

Funny story: Football: Big Match Preview

With the League title looking like it will be the most open it has been for a long, long time, two of the top contenders meet up this weekend in what is sure to be a crunching battle between fierce rivals who still have several scores to settle. B...

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Football Gossip: Brendan Rodgers "I was halfway home", Larne FC "Champions League", Mourinho Team Building

Funny story: Football Gossip: Brendan Rodgers "I was halfway home", Larne FC "Champions League", Mourinho Team Building

Constantly bitching Manchester United coach Jose Mourinho says his team is "far" from being built in his own image as he prepares to face Liverpool at Anfield on Sunday. The United supremo told The Spoof "My team does not sulk, they are not negative,...

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Football Gossip: West Ham Women, Abramovich Cash, Clarke's Kilmarnock Faux Pas, Mourinho vs. Pogba

Funny story: Football Gossip: West Ham Women, Abramovich Cash, Clarke's Kilmarnock Faux Pas, Mourinho vs. Pogba

BBC Sport has apologised after its report of West Ham Women's third straight win in the Women's Super League was headlined "West Ham Women Thrash Bottoms of Yeovil Ladies 5-0" saying it should have read "West Ham Women Thrash Bottom Side Yeovil Ladie...

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Football Gossip: Hibs, Arsenal "Hippy Crack", Tevez, Mourinho?

Funny story: Football Gossip: Hibs, Arsenal "Hippy Crack", Tevez, Mourinho?

Hibernian defender Ryan Porteous has denied that head coach Neil Lennon has lost the dressing-room after a run of seven games without a win. Said Porteous "I can categorically confirm that it was still there after morning training". Arsenal player...

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Football Gossip: Arsenal Dismay, Shut Up Mourinho, Argentine Balls, £100m Wilshere,

Funny story: Football Gossip: Arsenal Dismay, Shut Up Mourinho, Argentine Balls, £100m Wilshere,

After claiming that his team does not have enough "mad dogs", Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho now blames his team's flaccid performances on being vaccinated against rabies. Moaning Maureen has also accused France midfielder Paul Pogba of b...

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Man Ends Period Of Constipation In Style

Funny story: Man Ends Period Of Constipation In Style

A football supporter who had been suffering from constipation for more than a week, finally ended his 'lean period' in style at the weekend. Myke Woodson (not real name) had been having trouble passing a stool, and had tried various things to alle...

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Hull City Coach Nigel Adkins Waxes Lyrical After Forest Defeat

Funny story: Hull City Coach Nigel Adkins Waxes Lyrical After Forest Defeat

Hull City manager, mealy-mouthed Nigel Adkins, was full of praise for his players despite their 0-2 home defeat to Nottingham Forest on Saturday. Adkins told reporters: "They've given everything out there I'm pleased with the performance We'...

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Gary Lineker Suffering From Crippling Constipation

Funny story: Gary Lineker Suffering From Crippling Constipation

Footballers and TV presenters are only human, and former Tottenham Hotspur and England striker Gary Lineker is all three, but it will come as a surprise to many people to hear that the 'Match of the Day' host is having 'toilet troubles', or so it loo...

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