The government have boasted that the UK's banking sector is set to grow by 5% in 2021. This is despite recent setbacks such as most European trading returning to the EU after Brexit. "The future of banking in the UK is secure," said treasury spoke…
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Funny news story) Reports coming out of the Volunteer State say that, due to the scarcity of medical masks, some citizens have resorted to making masks out of women’s underwear. A reporter with the History Channel spoke w…
The BoE Governor, Andrew Bailey, has a duty to inform the Chancellor whenever national finances aren’t on track, but a leaked copy reveals ‘Could we perhaps reverse things and instead I’ll write when things are looking better? That means I won’t have…
LOS ANGELES – Just since the start of COVID-19 thousands of food banks have sprouted up all over the nation, with California leading the way with 809 (at last count). Some food banks, like the one in La Brea, home of the world-famous Tar Pits, are...
CHEYENNE, Wyoming – With food banks popping up all over the place due to the COVID-19, it was inevitable that one would get held up. The Cheyenne Police Department reported that the First Food Bank of Cheyenne was held up by two individuals that w...
Residents of Shanklin, on the Isle of Wight, were in high spirits yesterday after receiving the announcement that the town was to be the location of the island's first official Food Bank. 'It's absolutely marvellous', gushed Betty Bigglesthwaite,7...
The cream of the Ethiopian pop world today gathered at a studio in downtown Addis Ababa to record a special single to raise money for the starving in Britain. The song 'Now they know Starvation' shares a tune with the 1984 Band Aid single, 'Do th...
There has been an outcry tonight after an 18 month old giraffe, the product of incest behind zoo bars, was put down with a bolt gun before being chopped up and sent to charity kitchens feeding vagrants and other homeless people. Young Marius had b...
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