SHUT HER DOWN! SHUT HER DOWN! YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Go ahead and shut the dinosaur down! It will be days before most people even would notice. They don't seem to be able to do much lately except fight like Yuppie versions of the Hatfields and McCoys anyway. While we're at it let's cut off the Senators and Legislators hospitalization for life on the taxpayers dime and suspend their pay...
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