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Funny story: Flat-Earth-Believers believe the sun is God farting white hot farts into the universe!

Flat-Earth-Believers believe the sun is God farting white hot farts into the universe!

(NOT EDITED) Global Loonies have formed a new protest for all global loonies to participate in, it's called, "Flat Friday Flatulence!" They have ordered all believers in the "Flat-Earth-Society-Conspiracy-Club' to join hands on Fridays and fart toge…

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Funny story: Thoughts For The New Year

Thoughts For The New Year

Since when has it been OK to put chocolate in breakfast cereal? If both cars and cows are contributing to global warming, why don't we just cut the problem in half and ride cows to work? If Donald Trump had been alive in the Roman times, would...

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Funny story: Nigel Farage believes the Earth is flat

Nigel Farage believes the Earth is flat

Having wallowed in the gutter end of UK politics for three decades, Nigel Farage has always been an extreme character. Now he has embraced his lunacy in full, and has publicly admitted to being a Flat Earth believer. "It's obvious," said the torto...

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Funny story: Flat Earth Theory To Be Taught In Schools

Flat Earth Theory To Be Taught In Schools

In Burger County, Alabama, the local authority has voted to allow "flat Earth" theory to be taught in schools. The move was taken after pressure from the public, with many criticising the education system for "brainwashing" their children with notion...

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Funny story: Flat President theory gains support

Flat President theory gains support

Presidents attract conspiracy theories like dung attracts flies. Some dung is more popular than others, and a growing group of oddball truth-seekers are claiming that President Trump is actually flat. Geoff Hoax, 45 and unemployed of Tennessee, is...

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Funny story: Flat Earth Society plan mission to Mars

Flat Earth Society plan mission to Mars

The Flat Earth Society has grown in popularity in recent years, as the chronic underfunding of education starts to bite, and civilisation begins its inevitable decline back to the Stone Age. Prominent Flat Earthers include Kanye West, Jacob Rees-Mogg...

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Funny story: Chocolate covered Maltesers prove the world is flat not round!

Chocolate covered Maltesers prove the world is flat not round!

Giant chocolate producers, Mars (not on Mars), have finally convinced the world that the world is flat, and in honor of this great discovery, they have decided to issue a 'flat' version of Brits favorite 'round' choco snack, Maltesers! There were...

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Funny story: Creationist Museum in Ky WIll Show Earth Is Flat

Creationist Museum in Ky WIll Show Earth Is Flat

The Creation Museum, located in Petersburg, Kentucky, is operated by the Christian apologetics ministry, to promote a Young Earth creationist explanation of the origins of the universe based on a literal interpretation of the Genesis creation narrat...

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Funny story: Dutch woman flies off of her mountain bike in Holland

Dutch woman flies off of her mountain bike in Holland

A miracle happened in Holland today as a mysterious woman riding a mountain bike flew over the handlebars and landed in a cow field right in the crap. The miracle was the fact that Holland just happens to be as flat as their famous pancakes and ha...

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Funny story: Tea Party Supports NASA Expedition to Underside of Flat Earth

Tea Party Supports NASA Expedition to Underside of Flat Earth

Newly elected Tea Party Congressmen intend to fund a NASA project that will use advanced space technology to observe the opposite side of our flat planet for the first time. Senator Jim DeMint (R-SC) stated, "I believe that this nation should comm...

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Funny story: Norfolk not as flat as first thought

Norfolk not as flat as first thought

A team of Dutch investigators from the Dutch Flat Earth Society have concluded that Norfolk is not as flat as some have suggested. Dr Rip Van Scrotum, spokesman for the Society states that it appears that the highest point is some 2 metres higher tha...

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Funny story: Global warming making Earth flat

Global warming making Earth flat

BRUSSELS, Belgium -- Scientists and diplomats finished frenetic negotiations today about the wording of a report warning the world that global warming may catastrophically change the shape of the Earth. According to an official representative from...

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