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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That It Is Time To Have The President Committed Before He Hurts Himself or Someone Else

Melania Trump Says That It Is Time To Have The President Committed Before He Hurts Himself or Someone Else

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News Story) President Trump’s doctor accidentally revealed to the news media that “Orange Boy” is 69 pounds overweight. The doctor said that he has tried to put the president on a diet, but he always says the same thing:…

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Funny story: Melania Trump is Now Adding the Phrase “Be Safe” to Her “Be Best” School of First Lady Phraselogy

Melania Trump is Now Adding the Phrase “Be Safe” to Her “Be Best” School of First Lady Phraselogy

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The First lady has made a very rare public service television ad. Dressed in a $9,000 gown from Yves Saint Laurent Mrs. Trump recently talked about the importance of self-distancing. She noted that she, personally, has been keep...

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Funny story: American Educators Ask Melania Trump To Correct Her Atrocious Grammar

American Educators Ask Melania Trump To Correct Her Atrocious Grammar

NEW ORLEANS -The highly respected National Coalition of Federated Educators had their annual convention in New Orleans. The theme this year was The Art of Hypocrisy. They focused on the nation’s first lady Melania Trump’s anti-bullying program, wh...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Wears A Pair of Tight-Fitting Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Son Barron’s Soccer Match

Melania Trump Wears A Pair of Tight-Fitting Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Son Barron’s Soccer Match

WASHINGTON, D.C. – First Lady, Melania Trump, who is 49, caused quite a stir at son Barron’s recent soccer match. The first soccer mom showed up at The Pele Commemorative Soccer Complex wearing a tiny sports bra and a pair of tight-fitting Daisy Duke...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'

Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'

First Ladies in America have always had a 'national cause': Laura Bush launched "Ready to Read, Ready to Learn" to prime children for the world of literature, Nancy Reagan promoted "Just Say No" to keep young people off drugs and Michelle Obama estab...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Carries Tarantula in Purse!

Michelle Obama Carries Tarantula in Purse!

The hard looks that First Lady Michelle Obama gave to the lady next to her husband while they attended the Mandela Memorial spoke for itself. This First Lady will stand for no nonsense. Later in the evening, the same Obama admirer (who was tryi...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Instead of having to go have those bullets that were still in her body after that close call in the Middle East where she landed her helicopter right into the midst of a fire fight, $tar$ Magazine has learned that Hillary is actually in for a major b...

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Funny story: Bare-breasted portrait of Michelle Obama not "artsy fartsy"

Bare-breasted portrait of Michelle Obama not "artsy fartsy"

MADRID, SPAIN - According to Jessica Wakeman, whoever the hell she is, a portrait of Michelle Obama topless is not art; in fact, it is not even "artsy fartsy." The portrait appeared on the cover of the Spanish magazine Clutch, which often shows fema...

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Funny story: First lady agrees to green derriere reduction

First lady agrees to green derriere reduction

WASHINGTON DC - The First Lady agreed today to have her derriere reduced in size by 75 percent via plastic surgery to be green. According to press under-secretary, Toid D. Phlush, the First Lady got the idea when she heard about whole forests bei...

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Funny story: The Time For Change Will Come Later, For Now Just Hide The Old Git

The Time For Change Will Come Later, For Now Just Hide The Old Git

President Barrack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama are due to arrive in London on Tuesday for a state visit that is to last three days. They are to stay as guests of Her Majesty the Queen at Buckingham Palace. Prince Philip, however, will be unava...

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Funny story: Shower-singing broadcast by air traffic controller

Shower-singing broadcast by air traffic controller

Oklahoma City - Dr. Vonblight flew into FAA training headquarters from Pomona to address a public relations debacle today. He explained that several aircraft pilots, including one military, under the control of 'controller x' heard 'controller x' si...

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Funny story: Michelle Obamas Clothes A National Concern

Michelle Obamas Clothes A National Concern

Despite worsening conditions in Israel, ongoing insurgency in Iraq, and a difficult war in Afghanistan, the American people are keeping their priorities in order. Not even the worst economic times in nearly 50 years seems to be more important than ho...

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Funny story: Al-Qa What?

Al-Qa What?

After watching Mr. Bush's visit to the Middle East region, I, of course imaginatively, was granted an exclusive interview with the First Lady Laura Bush. At the beginning, I felt very uncomfortable, but she graciously helped me out of it. When I found my tongue, I bluntly asked Lady Laura why she had not accompanied her husband on the trip to the region.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Refuses to be Called First Lady

Bill Clinton Refuses to be Called First Lady

Former United States President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton, husband of current New York Senator and Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton, has decided that he does not want to be the first lady.

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Funny story: Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI

Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI

(MUSICMAN PRESS) At two forty-six AM yesterday morning a Dallas police officer reported seeing a red van driving in reverse down the wrong side of the street. After he entered in the tag number he was stunned to learn that the van belonged to a Mr. a...

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