Sunday: Arrived at "Force ten increasing force 11" hotel in time to start reading all the 100 "do not" notices everywhere we looked. No dinner because we had not filled in the dinner form, but "you needn't think you're getting away with not paying for it." Went hungry to bed.
Monday: Breakfast of black pudding and runny egg with optional gristly sausage, Lidl chicory coffee and economy range...
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