My Bob's Big Boys were all wrong, Pearl told me. Her netsuke-like brow knit in disapproval, she pointed to their aggressive posture, the conspiratorial way they peeked over their shoulders. The way their snug, checkered overalls bulged - "latex lewd! latex lewd!", she snapped in disgust. Their attitude was threatening, Pearl said, if not outright hostile. No wonder people who had slept in our gues...
Chino, California - With the not so subtle application of a sledgehammer between brown eyes just before lights out, the memory of a free forklift ride to the killing room floor still lingering in the synapses, the newly rediscovered humane commute on...
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