While Grant Lowell of Newton, Massachusetts, appreciates that there's a special holiday set aside to honor all that he does for his four children, ages six through eleven, he admitted to secretly resenting being expected to spend Father's Day with hi...
A man wandering aimlessly past a card shop window during his break, saw a card which made him double-take, then triple-take, tut, shake his head as he became incredulous, and then walk away thinking "fucking silly cunts!" Moys Kenwood, 51, noticed...
Today is a day every man dreads as today is Fathers Day. The only day in the year where kids you didn't even know you had, can turn up at your house and demand money. By law you must hand over said money with zero bitching. This is one of the many Fa...
Thousands of frantic Walmart, Target and K-Mart employees are busy stocking shelves this evening with useless and utter shit in preparation for Father's Day, as kids around the country begrudgingly delve into their pocket's to buy Dad something he do...
The latest casualty of the worldwide, global, double dip, triple dip, sherbet dip recession, depression, financial compression, crisis, meltdown, age of austerity looks set to be the commemorative days of Mothers and Fathers Day. The two occasions ar...
Traditionally on Father's Day, there is one subset of Father's who do not joyfully open up a card that tells them that for one day they can be the boss before handing the title back to their wife, nor do they get a little present of beer, beans or be...
London - The daft tosspot's Father's Day lecture has fooled no one, a single mother commented today. "Show us the DNA print out about your own parents, Dave," mother-of-five Ms Mildred Mildew of Tooting Magma told Sunday Smearer reporters at lunch...
Ok, kids, let's look at the whole gift-giving thing for dad on Father's Day in a completely different light. Face it, your dad has all the ties he needs, it's summertime and therefore, too hot for slippers or a robe, and he prefers to pick out his own socks and underwear. So, what would be some practical gifts for the man who is not only taking care of himself now, but also taking care of you, t...
Jeff Bezos, Amazon's founder and CEO, is a lucky man. Father of Amazon's Kindle (regarded by many as the world's foremost electronic reader), he'll be getting lots of presents from his "kids" on June 20. A group of Kindles was spotted Saturday in...
Miami, Florida - You can imagine the surprise Dan Wilkins, 42 (father of three small children), had when he was suddenly awaken by the point of a cold knife held to his neck while he was sound asleep in bed early Sunday morning.
Ads across all possible media have been blaring the shocking message that families across America should get Dad a Hummer for Father's day. The advertisements have been denounced in churches and synagogues and mosques across the US of A. Even fem...
London - (Habeus Corpus Mess): Tory front bench maverick David Davis played a blinder yesterday, publicly dumping the country's top fascism apologists the Astor family and their Bush-fellating agenda, our Palace of Westmonster correspondent w...
Former weather girl, current TV star and quite blond Swedish woman Ulrika Jonsson has exclusively revealed that this year's Father's Day is going to be a nightmare for her. She says that Father's Day in her house is going to be the equivalent of F...
Hollywood, California - Spending his Father's Day quietly waiting by the phone, not trusting his cell phone for fear he will lose the signal, in his Beverly Hills mansion. Not having slept for days since the blood test was taken last Friday to de...
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