This newly-established encyclopedia already shows massive pre-sales, with release date December 24. It bears an array of acknowledgements on its title page: “Fascism is the cockroach of contemporary politics—even a nuclear war will not kill it!...
Researchers from the Blue Sky Institute of San Francisco published ground-breaking research earlier this week that confirmed earlier theories posited by Justin Trudeau, earlier this year. "It's, umm, really quite interesting," panted Dr. Jones, th...
Radio plays an extremely loud version of 'Rule Britannia.' Party leader, Paul Golding, probably sitting in his Union Jack pyjamas on his Union Jack couch, is humming away triumphantly to his favourite tune. Former party supremo Jim Dowson walks in. Jim: Morning Paul, you're up early mate. What's the story? Paul: Couldn't sleep boss. Even though you tucked me in and told me everything woul...
One of Northern Ireland's leading spokesmen, Belfast SDLP Councillor Finbar Fury last night confessed all after his sacking as Director of the Northern Ireland Arts Council. ' In an interview with UR-FUKD magazine at the Europa Hotel in Belfast,...
Following the revolutionary "No Child Will Escape" Act of 2001 fronted by George W. Bush and signed into law on Jan, 8, 2002, Barack Obama has launched his own follow-up "No Child Can Ever Escape" education bill which will be passed shortly with no f...
The following is taken verbatim from the George. W. Bush Institute's website (www.bushcenter.org). It's avowed aim is to spread the growth of what it calls 'freedom' around the world. In other words, the world belongs exclusively to America and no country can imagine it has the right to govern itself or think to escape its all-controlling hegemony. Of North Korea it says.... "More than 24 mi...
A while ago, East End Pride was cancelled over alleged links to the English Defence League. But since then, in a period where hostility towards Muslims has been a significant problem, the EDL bigots have gone to great lengths to "prove" they are not...
Following the Hebdo massacre new Private Law (criminal law) legislation is expected to be introduced in the French Parliament. Following the 'executive laws' adopted by Obama, Prime Minister Manuel Valls who was appointed by President Francois Ho...
It is strange what can be read into seemingly innocent tales. A recent inquiry into the the themes of various pieces of classic children's literature - much like the 'backmasking' controversy that gripped the United States like a golf club in the 1...
In seriously shocking news, ex British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has revealed, during an internet chat room conversation, that he entered politics with one intention only: to set up a quasi-fascist state with him as all powerful ruler. He even admi...
London - The Prime Monster is a cocky bastard loyal only to himself and the British Blackshirt family of fascists known as the Mitfords. That's the bottom line in a report issued by BigBastardsAnonymous.con, an influential stink tank that checks u...
London - Forensic accountants are poised to publish the results of a 20 year probe into David Cameron's sudden rise to megabux wealth. Citing 'inspired' creative probate techniques from her 1990 Last Will & Testament they reckon a big chunk of...
Somerset - The news from the UK is grim tonight amid confirmation that the Third Reich has seized control of an old people's home and is persecuting residents' relatives over basic human rights. At the heart of the controversy is a concerned man w...
Swindon Town manager Paolo Di Canio has launched a scathing political attack on centre forward Leon Clarke after their Carling Cup defeat by Southampton. The striker, who was recently 'released' by QPR for "lack of effort", had been heralded by Di...
London - The daft tosspot's Father's Day lecture has fooled no one, a single mother commented today. "Show us the DNA print out about your own parents, Dave," mother-of-five Ms Mildred Mildew of Tooting Magma told Sunday Smearer reporters at lunch...
PHOENIX (PoooWatch) - According to commercial real estate mogul, Dr. Onzipay Amegay, the high-walled restroom stall is quickly becoming a rarity in the modern workplace. It's also becoming more common for executives to move out of their stalls and s*...
London - (Blackshirt Mess): The BNP politician managed to gain access to this afternoon's Buckingham Palace shindig by donning the robes of the Queen of Afghanistan. The disguise was last worn by Our Man in Kabulshit - Foreign Orifice envoy Sir Sh...
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