Sometimes one must talk to an adult as one would a child, especially if said adult has a love for guns. Otherwise known as an American. So I’ll take this slow. All those oppressed peoples may not have had guns, that is true. But those rounding…
Joe Biden has asked for the rights to “Rock You Like A Hurricane” from the Scorpions. He wants a cool song to go with his travelling around the world putting fear in the hearts and minds of fascists everywhere. He is also learning to play guitar.
What do the Russians or Chinese see when Americans, or any democracy, votes? Sure, the American Republican party is the best comedy on TV right now, since they cannot vote for one of their own. It’s like watching an episode of Survivor, except the…
After seeing the very polite (very Canadian) dis that Justin Trudeau gave to the fascist cunt who leads China, (you do what I say and no tell everybody what I say – I your master – you obey me like billions of Chinese slaves I rule over and torture –…
Prime Ministerial hopeful Liz Truss told a confrontational audience in London today that they would not need to worry about the cost of living crisis. A woman pressed Truss angrily on what she was going to do about high inflation, high electricity…
France came close to having its own Trump in Le Pen. Did they like when Adolf walked in the front door after conquering them? Big muscle makes them hot and horny for a re-invasion, but from their own ranks? Hungary’s Prime Minister was at a Trump…
Donny “The Bull” Trump wrote a Schedule F before he was kicked to the curb. With such a plan, he can fire any federal employee he wants. But wait – there’s more! Anyone who wants to change the law to suit himself – and put his faithful slime in va…
If the USA and Great Britain are wonderful examples of democracy (as they both always tell us) – and that, of course, involves an adherence to free speech, freedom of the press, freedom of this and that, blah blah blah ... ... then why are you att…
Not only did Donald Trump look like a celebrity when he was president, he was a celebrity! Now, dictators around the world have been seduced by The Donald. (Others want to use the definite article when referring to themselves as well: The Putin,…
This newly-established encyclopedia already shows massive pre-sales, with release date December 24. It bears an array of acknowledgements on its title page: “Fascism is the cockroach of contemporary politics—even a nuclear war will not kill it!...
Researchers from the Blue Sky Institute of San Francisco published ground-breaking research earlier this week that confirmed earlier theories posited by Justin Trudeau, earlier this year. "It's, umm, really quite interesting," panted Dr. Jones, th...
Radio plays an extremely loud version of 'Rule Britannia.' Party leader, Paul Golding, probably sitting in his Union Jack pyjamas on his Union Jack couch, is humming away triumphantly to his favourite tune. Former party supremo Jim Dowson walks in. Jim: Morning Paul, you're up early mate. What's the story? Paul: Couldn't sleep boss. Even though you tucked me in and told me everything woul...
One of Northern Ireland's leading spokesmen, Belfast SDLP Councillor Finbar Fury last night confessed all after his sacking as Director of the Northern Ireland Arts Council. ' In an interview with UR-FUKD magazine at the Europa Hotel in Belfast,...
Following the revolutionary "No Child Will Escape" Act of 2001 fronted by George W. Bush and signed into law on Jan, 8, 2002, Barack Obama has launched his own follow-up "No Child Can Ever Escape" education bill which will be passed shortly with no f...
The following is taken verbatim from the George. W. Bush Institute's website (www.bushcenter.org). It's avowed aim is to spread the growth of what it calls 'freedom' around the world. In other words, the world belongs exclusively to America and no country can imagine it has the right to govern itself or think to escape its all-controlling hegemony. Of North Korea it says.... "More than 24 mi...
A while ago, East End Pride was cancelled over alleged links to the English Defence League. But since then, in a period where hostility towards Muslims has been a significant problem, the EDL bigots have gone to great lengths to "prove" they are not...
Following the Hebdo massacre new Private Law (criminal law) legislation is expected to be introduced in the French Parliament. Following the 'executive laws' adopted by Obama, Prime Minister Manuel Valls who was appointed by President Francois Ho...
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