(Opening Scene - Joey's flat. Chandler walks in to find Joey sitting on the sofa watching TV)
Chandler - Hey Joey, fancy seeing you here.
Joey - Hey Chandler .. This is my flat so where else would you expect me to be.
Chandler - Forgive me if I'm wrong, but didn't you move to Los Angeles to pursue a career in acting.
Joey - I certainly did. You must have watched me on TV in that hi...
US President Barack Hussein Obama today wasn't invited to appear in UK television soap opera 'Eastenders', but as the planned script for her appearance in that episode had to be thrown into the bin - after being censored, of course, by TheFeeblechild.yawn - but this reporter managed to get a copy of it, and here it is:
'[scene: inside the 'Queen Vic' pub in Walcot, London. England. Where green...
The classic episode of Fawlty Towers 'The Americans' will once again be shown on BBC1 tonight. Here is the script:
Basil Fawlty: Ah, Polly, you haven't forgotten that the terror alert drill is at one today, have you?
Fawlty: Good, good. [Phone rings] Hello, Fawlty Towers? Yes, dear, I know the terror alert drill is about to start. Yes, I know the Americans are coming here. Yes.
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