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Funny story: 10 Amazing Facts to Impress People

10 Amazing Facts to Impress People

Do people think you're dumb? Boring? Slow-witted? Then why not change their opinion of you by telling them one of these amazing "Did you know..?" facts? It will have people riveted in seconds, and gagging for more exciting facts to be rammed down…

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Funny story: Man realises his passionate arguments are no match for his wife’s facts

Man realises his passionate arguments are no match for his wife’s facts

A middle-aged man rambling that, in his youth, he’d seen The Smiths in Madchester during the BritPop music scene, has had it pointed out by his wife that his youth ended in 1981, two years before The Smiths, who’d split up before Madchester, which is…

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Funny story: Trump Claims That 2 + 2 = Beef; PolitiFact Rates it “Half-True"

Trump Claims That 2 + 2 = Beef; PolitiFact Rates it “Half-True"

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a White House presser, President Donald Trump angrily railed against Democratic lawmakers. He spouted, “These Democratic thugs... they want you to believe everything they say! Well, I say that they're all a bunch of huge liars! T...

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Funny story: Fact Checking Websites and Catholic Church to Shut Down in U.S.

Fact Checking Websites and Catholic Church to Shut Down in U.S.

The Vatican - The spread of the "Alternative Factology" doctrine in the United States, United Kingdom, France, Australia and other heretofore "advanced" countries has forced fact checking websites like Snopes, Truth or Fiction and Politifact to close...

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Funny story: Trump Says, Reality And Facts Don't Exist

Trump Says, Reality And Facts Don't Exist

An extraordinary breach has opened up between the national security establishment and President-Elect Donald Trump. American intelligence, led by the CIA, has concluded that Russian intelligence, operating under orders from Vladimir Putin, attempted...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus: Dad Told Me The Facts of Life

Miley Cyrus: Dad Told Me The Facts of Life

Miley Cyrus has told a friend, who told us just as she planned, that Miley learned some about boys from her mom but it was her dad, who told her the rest. "Miley, Baby", you're growing up and one day you'll meet a guy and want to get married...or...

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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Thirty-Three

A True Diary of Woe - Part Thirty-Three

A diary of one man's utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 63 - Hospital ProcedureThis chapter shoots to the present day - in an effort to recall my short term memory quickly and record the events semi-accurately, before I return to my usual haze when the affects of the drugs wear off. I'd starved myself, taken the medications,...

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Funny story: The Beginner's Guide Part 1: Ten Things To Know About Space

The Beginner's Guide Part 1: Ten Things To Know About Space

In the first of our handy beginner's guides, we delve in to the mysterious, and often mind-jangling field of space! What is it? Where did it come from? Who, or what is in it? All these things, and a few more, will be answered in our easily printable guide. For the full on novice, or the more studied amateur, this top ten fact-file will impress and delight, enabling you to talk knowledgeab...

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Funny story: Part #12: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date'

Part #12: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date'

Part #12: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date' 10. Over 98% of all car crash fatalities happen within ten feet of the car! 9. The role of "Benjamin" played by Dustin Hoffman in "The Graduate" was originally offered to Don Knotts. 8. When making an arrest in New York City, policemen not only have to read you your legal rights but also bring you up to date scores of the Jets, Mets, Giants,...

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Funny story: Part #11: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date'

Part #11: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date'

Part #11: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date' 10. John Deere never worked on a farm a single day of his life! 9. Benjamin Franklin had strange sex habits according to his wife, Deborah Reed Rogers. While at home, she usually called him old "Ben Dover". 8. Along with the famous sign over President Harry Trueman's desk saying "The Buck Stops Here", it was originally hung from a deer's hea...

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Funny story: Part III: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date!

Part III: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date!

Following are some generally unknown facts that you can use while on a date with that new Girl/Guy: 10. The longest mile that was ever recorded was 5,281.5 feet long! 9. The singer Joe Cocker learned his famous jerky style of singing as a 6-year-old after eating 10 peach tree seeds after a dare. 8. Linguists tell us that while everyone says that they have eaten corn on the cob, in truth,...

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