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Funny story: Facebook man gradually developing murderous hatred towards 'thread stalker'

Facebook man gradually developing murderous hatred towards 'thread stalker'

A 43-year-old man from Brighton in Sussex has told a local newspaper that he is slowly developing such an intense dislike for a man on his friends list who makes inane comments on his every post, that he now feels comfortable with the idea of murderi...

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Funny story: Facebook to introduce, Odious, Right-Wing, Knuckle-Dragger List

Facebook to introduce, Odious, Right-Wing, Knuckle-Dragger List

Social media giants, Facebook, are to give users of the platform the chance to move people on their friends list, who exhibit, unsavoury, extreme right-wing tendencies, into a category that will run in tandem with their regular friends list but will...

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Funny story: Man Is Absolutely Sick And Tired Of Having To Wish His Facebook 'Friends' Happy Birthday

Man Is Absolutely Sick And Tired Of Having To Wish His Facebook 'Friends' Happy Birthday

A man who set up an account on Facebook almost three years ago, but hardly ever posts anything on it, is well and truly sick to death of receiving 'notifications' that tell him to wish one or another of his so-called Facebook 'friends' a happy birthd...

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Funny story: Facebook to introduce random breath tests

Facebook to introduce random breath tests

Following a spate of drunken outbursts amongst its members, social networking giant, Facebook, are planning to introduce breath testing for those who appear to be posting under the influence of alcohol. A spokesman for the company told reporters l...

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Funny story: Man Makes The Mistake Of Sending A Picture Of His Tea To TheSpoof.com Instead Of Facebook

Man Makes The Mistake Of Sending A Picture Of His Tea To TheSpoof.com Instead Of Facebook

A man who says he was, quite frankly, knackered after a hard day at work, made what might turn out to be a catastrophic error tonight, when he posted a picture of his tea to satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, instead of its intended destination, F...

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Funny story: New York Woman Sees Every Reason to Trust Facebook's New Currency System

New York Woman Sees Every Reason to Trust Facebook's New Currency System

Angela Maddock of New York City was intrigued when she heard about the new global currency recently announced by Facebook, which the company has been developing in secret over the past year. "I've never once had the Facebook site go down, whereas...

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Funny story: Facebook crackdown on 'misleading avatars'

Facebook crackdown on 'misleading avatars'

Social media giant, Facebook, has announced that anyone caught using a profile pic that's over 10-years-old or one that's been 'doctored' to make the account holder look passably attractive will be publically shamed and then banned for life A spok...

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Funny story: Jimmy White Accused Of 'Interfering With Boy's Cue'

Jimmy White Accused Of 'Interfering With Boy's Cue'

Snooker legend Jimmy White is in hot water after a friendly piece of advice he offered to a young lad in a pub was misconstrued, and a photo was posted on social media platforms with the comment: 'Jimmy White interfering with young boy's cue'.

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Funny story: Outrage at Facebook IQ and Extremism Test

Outrage at Facebook IQ and Extremism Test

In a bid to resurrect its faltering reputation, and in the face of a possible US$3billion fine, Facebook Nerd-in-Chief, Mark Zuckerberg, has decided to clean up his corrupt organisation. Not before time, you might say. In a surprise and hastily-c...

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Funny story: Offending People Online - Your Guide

Offending People Online - Your Guide

Offending people, something folk once went out of their way to avoid doing, so unpalatable were the consequences, is no longer taboo, and is now a fashionable, not to say 'pleasurable', thing to do. People nowadays become offended at anything.

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Funny story: F**K Off Tommy Robinson

F**K Off Tommy Robinson

Facebook has banned swivel-eyed lunatic, Tommy Robinson, page after official sources said: "The page breached our official guidelines on hate speech." Which is a polite way of saying “we’re all well sick of seeing our grandparents sharing his f...

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Funny story: Woman Was At Airport But Didn't Announce It On Facebook

Woman Was At Airport But Didn't Announce It On Facebook

A woman from Nottingham who was going on holiday to the Caribbean, turned up at Manchester Airport for check-in, but didn't announce this on Facebook, leaving her 'friends' in a state of confusion, and concerned for her health. Sally Bubblegum, 26...

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Funny story: Dick Pics Are Harmless, Says Former Model

Dick Pics Are Harmless, Says Former Model

A writer and former model has said that the new craze of 'Dick pics' that has taken social media by storm, is completely harmless, and that people shouldn't be "so sensitive". Stina Saucers said that she receives "four or five" every day, and that...

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Funny story: Facebook CEO Vladimir Putin Denies Possibility of Russia Using Facebook for Disruptive Activities

Facebook CEO Vladimir Putin Denies Possibility of Russia Using Facebook for Disruptive Activities

MENLO PARK, CA: Facebook CEO Vladimir Putin sternly rejected the possibility of Russian interference using Facebook. Putin sighed, then explained, “You Americans – of which I am one, of course – love to spend every waking hour obsessed with fake news, zombies, and womens' sexuality. In Mother Russia, – which is the enemy of all who live, of course – the citizens are more concerned with how the...

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Funny story: Woman completes life by getting a boyfriend.

Woman completes life by getting a boyfriend.

Former freelance musician, Leona Warwick, 28, has finally decided to stop being half a person, and complete her life by getting a boyfriend. "After I left university, I travelled a lot, worked hard to pursue my dreams, and was earning a living doi...

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Funny story: New Facebook Study Confirms You’re Right About Everything

New Facebook Study Confirms You’re Right About Everything

Earlier today, Facebook released a study that has officially confirmed that you’re right about absolutely everything. The study, which was conducted over the course of your 10+ years on the social media platform, and in no way compromised your privac...

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Funny story: Facebook Knows What You Did Last Summer

Facebook Knows What You Did Last Summer

There was troubling news for the 'Social Media Generation' today, when it was revealed that, not only does Facebook know your politics, sexual preferences, favorite foods, favorite music, books, movies and sports teams, but it is also very well aware...

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