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Funny story: StormWall™ turns out to be just another TrumpScam™

StormWall™ turns out to be just another TrumpScam™

Despite the previous biblical claims of Trump.com™ Stormwall™ it has turned out to be just as useless as everything else he has promised. Despite the Godlike claims made by Trump.com™, Scientists have confirmed that the StormWall...

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Funny story: Taco Bell Franchise Shut Down Amid Concerns of Food Quality

Taco Bell Franchise Shut Down Amid Concerns of Food Quality

The popular fast-food chain Taco Bell has been in definitely shut down by the newly revamped Food and Drug Administration due to concerns over the quality and constitution of their "meat" filling. Concerns began when a rash of emergency room vis...

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Funny story: Trump: "Only Rich People Should Be Allowed To Play Golf"

Trump: "Only Rich People Should Be Allowed To Play Golf"

"Only rich people should be allowed to play golf," said Donald Trump, real-estate magnate, tycoon, impresario of the rich, international icon and now - of course - political contender for the presidency of our great country. More specifically, h...

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Funny story: Controversial FEMA plan meets stiff constitutional resistance

Controversial FEMA plan meets stiff constitutional resistance

(Washington, D.C.) Ahead of a blizzard expected to cripple the northeast, President Obama today signed a sweeping Executive Order that his critics say is a brazen attempt to consolidate more unfettered power into his hands. The President granted unpr...

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Funny story: Obama takes over Google

Obama takes over Google

We cannot say we did not see it coming. Google and its million or so internet service providers are to be controlled by new laws soon to be enforced. Emperor Barack Obama acting as Commander in Chief has issued a new proclamation under Executive Orde...

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Funny story: FEMA Camps Just A Coverup

FEMA Camps Just A Coverup

Documents recently released revealed that so-called FEMA Concentration Camps actually were being used by underground movie producers to film pornographic movies. Joe Conforte, long time Nevada brothel owner, and more recently owner of the Mustang Ra...

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Funny story: Illinois Flood Warning As Oprah Bows Out

Illinois Flood Warning As Oprah Bows Out

The Federal Emergency Management Agency has issued a flood alert for Chicago and most of Illinois state in the wake of the final Oprah Winfrey chat show on Wednesday. FEMA Director William Fugate issued the warning after a massive outpouring of gr...

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Funny story: Thousands Flee Florida In Advance Of Oil Blobs, FEMA Help!

Thousands Flee Florida In Advance Of Oil Blobs, FEMA Help!

Those who have talked with citizens from New Orleans who were there after Katrina have put all the belongings they can into their cars, U Hauls and anything they can use to escape. It seems that FEMA is getting ready to come to Florida! "Wasn...

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Funny story: Vertically Stacking Mobile Homes May Deter Tornado Damage

Vertically Stacking Mobile Homes May Deter Tornado Damage

KANSAS CITY, KS -- It's the largest-ever study of tornadoes. More than 100 researchers involved with the VORTEX2 (Verification of the Origins of Rotation in Tornadoes Experiment 2) project will deploy a flotilla of instruments across the Great Plains...

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Funny story: FEMA Bans Church Prayer in NOLA

FEMA Bans Church Prayer in NOLA

NEWS ORLEANS, LA - If there's one thing Monsignor Foley of the New Orleans diocese can't take, it's telling his parishioners at the Cathedral-Basilica of St. Louis Cathedral, located in the French Quarter, that they can no longer pray during mass.

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Funny story: Belated FEMA unit finally arrives in New Orleans

Belated FEMA unit finally arrives in New Orleans

NEW ORLEANS, LA - More than 3 years after Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans, a FEMA unit pulled into the city's lower 9th Ward this Friday. They apologized for showing up so late, citing the weather and bad holiday traffic as contributing fac...

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Funny story: FEMA Sells Tainted Trailers to Massachusetts and Vermont!

FEMA Sells Tainted Trailers to Massachusetts and Vermont!

Boston,Ma./ Wall Street Journal - FEMA announced today that it was selling 2500 mobile home trailers , only a fraction of their hurricane disaster stock, to the liberal Democratic states of Massachusetts and Vermont. FEMA has been seeking immuni...

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Funny story: FEMA Training Staff for Earth Ending Asteroid Impact

FEMA Training Staff for Earth Ending Asteroid Impact

Today officials with the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) announced that within ten years they will have trained significant numbers of personnel in responding to an asteroid impact that would effectively end life on earth.

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Funny story: FEMA: Fake News Better Than Real News

FEMA: Fake News Better Than Real News

Washington D.C. -- The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), held a fake news conference for itself today. Vice...

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Funny story: Mark Burnett 2009 Survivor Bombshell...New Orleans

Mark Burnett 2009 Survivor Bombshell...New Orleans

(Baton Rouge--LA) It was a gathering of Hollywood's best with federal and state governments' not bad in the state capital of Louisiana as Mark Burnett announced that Survivor 2009 would be in New Orleans. Ray Nagin, Mayor of the hurricane rav...

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Funny story: F.E.M.A. Is Replacing Trailers With Apartments

F.E.M.A. Is Replacing Trailers With Apartments

Thursday, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (F.E.M.A.) chose to purchase several "inexpensive lodging facilities" to replace the out-dated trailers that have become home for Katrina survivors.

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Funny story: Google Maps captures American prison camps

Google Maps captures American prison camps

Google mainframes were attacked by hackers Sunday exposing unpublished satellite photos of FEMA prison camps in America.

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