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Funny story: Fingerprints on condoms can get you locked up!

Fingerprints on condoms can get you locked up!

Scientists in the UK are doing tests that can prove men using condoms actually handled them by finding their fingerprints, even after use (unless she puts it on)! This knowledge will be invaluable for tracking down rapists or flashers, who never u...

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Funny story: Oregon Crime Suspect Accidently Shoots Himself in the Balls!

Oregon Crime Suspect Accidently Shoots Himself in the Balls!

Salem, Oregon police have arrested and are now guarding at the hospital a man suspected of shooting an Uncle, then shoots himself in the balls while trying to escape the police. A neighbor heard a loud argument going on in another apartment and su...

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Funny story: Fat Man Steals 20 bottles of whiskey from Liquor store!

Fat Man Steals 20 bottles of whiskey from Liquor store!

While a friend caused a commotion outside a liquor store in Louisville, Kentucky, a big bellied guy in the store filled his pants...well, he didn't exactly crap on himself or anything, that was later. The fat guy inside the store filled his pants...

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Funny story: President To Dissolve Secret Service: Appoints Barney Frank Eunuch Czar To Form New Palace Guard

President To Dissolve Secret Service: Appoints Barney Frank Eunuch Czar To Form New Palace Guard

BILLINGSGATE POST - Obama's chief advisor, David Axelrod, told CNN's "State of the Union" today that the President has decided to dissolve the Secret Service and replace it with an Imperial Palace Eunuch Corps. Barney Frank is to be named Eunuch Cza...

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Funny story: 24 star is a eunuch

24 star is a eunuch

"Jack Bauer" actor Kiefer Sutherland has spoken to German paper Das Bild about his trauma at discovering that he is a eunuch.

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Funny story: UK gender ID disorder man crowned prophet of Hindu goddess

UK gender ID disorder man crowned prophet of Hindu goddess

Gujarat State - (Reuterus): A Leicestershire gender disorder man has been crowned as the reincarnation of the prophet of Hindu eunuch deity Bahuchar Mata without the intervention of tricky surgery.

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