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Funny story: President Trump Demands That Sacha Baron Cohen Release His Tax Records

President Trump Demands That Sacha Baron Cohen Release His Tax Records

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the White House are that Donald is very upset at British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. The soon-to-be-ex-president does not appreciate “Borat” making fun of Rudy Giuliani, Kellyanne Conway, Er…

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Funny story: China Reveals That President Trump Owns Three Fortune Cookie Factories

China Reveals That President Trump Owns Three Fortune Cookie Factories

SHANGHAI, China – (Satire News) – China’s Rice News Agency has revealed that President Trump is the sole owner of three fortune cookie factories. According to government records, the President purchased the three factories a mere two months after…

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Funny story: President Trump's Twitter Account Has Been Hacked by A Guatemalan Drug Cartel

President Trump's Twitter Account Has Been Hacked by A Guatemalan Drug Cartel

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency has discovered that President Trump’s personal Twitter account has been hacked by the infamous Tapachula Hombres Drug Cartel. The cartel, which is the biggest drug cartel in Central Americ…

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Funny story: Lara Trump Has Just Become The Meanest, Cruelest, Most Hateful Bitch in the Entire USA

Lara Trump Has Just Become The Meanest, Cruelest, Most Hateful Bitch in the Entire USA

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Just when millions of people thought that no one could ever be meaner, nastier, and have more hate in their heart than Donald Trump, along comes his fake, blonde-haired daughter-in-law from Hell, Lara Trump. The 38-…

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Funny story: President Trump Denies That He Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

President Trump Denies That He Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – During a White House press conference, President Trump was asked by a reporter with iNews about the rumor that he has contracted a sexually transmitted disease. The President turned four shades of orange, and ang…

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Funny story: Many of the Nation’s Atheists Say That President Trump is One of Them

Many of the Nation’s Atheists Say That President Trump is One of Them

DRY PEE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Members of the Arizona Alliance of Atheists recently held their meeting in Dry Pee, Arizona. Senator Lindsey Graham was the featured speaker. He told the audience that, even though he is not an atheist, he knows…

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Funny story: President Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News

President Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – GOPicky Magazine is reporting that President Trump, who has contracted the Coronavirus due to stubbornly refusing to wear a mask, is still wheeling and dealing, but now from his hospital bed. His doctors report t…

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Funny story: The Trump Women Say That Coronavirus Masks Are So Ugly

The Trump Women Say That Coronavirus Masks Are So Ugly

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – All of the Trump women sat mask-less at the recent presidential debate. Cameras caught Melania, Ivanka, Tiffany, Lara, and Kimberly (Guilfoyle), not wearing their masks, and looking like the cats that ate the ca…

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Funny story: If He Got Blown Out Of Water, Trump Would Concede

If He Got Blown Out Of Water, Trump Would Concede

If he got blown out of the water, Donald Trump would concede, so says son Eric Trump. Blown out is a strange requirement added to election ethics and the Constitution of the United States. The Constitution does not indicate the presidential electi…

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Funny story: Cardi B Said She Received a Text From Eric Trump

Cardi B Said She Received a Text From Eric Trump

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - Hip-hop artist Cardi B was in the “Windy City” picking up two solid gold nipple rings she had ordered. She was asked by a reporter with the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper, about her getting a text from Eric Trump. Cardi…

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Funny story: Howard Stern Says Eric and Donald Trump Jr., Are Spoiled Brat Punks For Shooting What Are Basically Petting Zoo Animals

Howard Stern Says Eric and Donald Trump Jr., Are Spoiled Brat Punks For Shooting What Are Basically Petting Zoo Animals

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Howard Stern has just expressed what tens of millions of civilized people have said about grown men who ambush animals. The shock jock said that these pantywaists like the Trump boys, Eric and Donnie Jr., think th…

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Funny story: Eric Trump, Tiffany Trump, and Pam Bondi Speak on Day 2 of The Republican National Convention

Eric Trump, Tiffany Trump, and Pam Bondi Speak on Day 2 of The Republican National Convention

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) Pundits report that Tiffany Trump knocked her speech out of the park. She spoke about her father’s tax problems, and then went right into self-care, in regards to her hair, her outfit, her make-up, and her love for re…

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Funny story: Eric Trump Reveals That His Daddy Told Him He No Longer Wants To Be President

Eric Trump Reveals That His Daddy Told Him He No Longer Wants To Be President

NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) - Eric Trump could, unknowingly, very well be exactly what devoted, old-fashioned Republicans have been waiting for. The young Trump told CNN’s Jake Tapper, that his father recently told him that he no longer wants to…

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Funny story: President Trump is Building a Wall Around the White House and He Said Mexico is Going to Pay For It

President Trump is Building a Wall Around the White House and He Said Mexico is Going to Pay For It

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - The President has just informed the news media that he will continue with the construction on the big, beautiful, unclimbable wall that will encircle the White House. Trump said that the wall will be built b…

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Funny story: President Trump didn't send a single tweet today

President Trump didn't send a single tweet today

11:59pm - There was a virtual storm on social media this evening, and several posts went viral when it was realized that President Donald J. Trump had not sent a single Twitter tweet all day! The Trumpster, as he is known by some satirists, had be…

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Funny story: President Trump Is Thrilled With The Latest New Organization, Rich Lives Matter

President Trump Is Thrilled With The Latest New Organization, Rich Lives Matter

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump spoke with an unnamed member of the White House staff, and told him to start up a brand new organization. The new group will be called Rich Lives Matter. Trump said that, to get the new organization off-the-groun…

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Funny story: President Trump Tells His Second Son, Eric, To Stop Saying Stupid Stuff

President Trump Tells His Second Son, Eric, To Stop Saying Stupid Stuff

MAGNOLIA, Delaware – The President’s middle son, Eric, was in Magnolia visiting his one and only high school girlfriend, who just gave birth to quintuplets. The President told Eric to make sure that he stops saying stupid stuff that the press will…

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