Turkey's fanatical ruler - Erdogan - a Mid - East Donald Trump - says Sweden and Finland can Join NATO if Hell Freezes Over - or if their Nations convert to Islam. Erdogan - now that Turkey a member of the peaceful community of NATO - can Veto…
After buying Twitter and watching it take a nose dive, then letting Donald Trump (the great abuser of free speech) back on the platform, is it time to consider sending Mr. Musk back to South Africa? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, yes!…
Three fascist dictators gathered in Iran. They were an Iranian, a Russian and a Turk. I feel a joke approaching. The Russian said he was the best dictator (or dick, I don’t want to type all those letters; I’m such a literary dick) of them all sinc…
Like Alexander Lukashenko, the dictator of Belarus, Donald Trump vows not to leave the White House if he loses the 2020 election. Trump’s thinking is, if he loses, that means the election was rigged. But if Trump wins, that means the election was not…
Breaking: Mr. Trump not only sent a letter to Turkey’s President Erdogan on October 9, he also sent a PS--not disclosed by mainstream press so far. Mr. Trump’s first message is famous as deposited “in the bin” by Mr. Erdogan, according to insider...
The hacker group Dark Overbored has come forward with leaks of new details on the Trump presidency. The suspicion that the presidency has secretly changed hands from Mr. Trump to Mr. Bolton is bolstered by these leaks. At issue specifically is...
Mr. Trump and his staff are considering ways to bolster support toward re-election in 2020, following significant re-evaluation of the nation’s midterms. Despite Mr. Trump’s earlier claims of “victory,” increased ballot count shows continued Democ...
Breaking: Discovery of a secret audio listening post in the Trump master bedroom at The White House has brought suspicion Mr. Erdogan, President of Turkey, may be behind the scheme. The FBI is investigating, and The Washington Post’s classic newsh...
Breaking: Today Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has declared what happened to Jamal Khashoggi a “heinous crime” followed by “justice will prevail.” Yesterday he met with Khashoggi’s son Salah and shook hands warmly with an “all is...
President Erdogan of Turkey has said “the naked truth” will be revealed this coming Tuesday on the Jamal Khashoggi case. In response, Lady Truth was overheard murmuring something as she stepped out of her daily bath onto a rubber floormat. Appa...
Holland has forbidden Turks living in their country to protest about hygiene in their kebab, fast food outlets. It seems the Dutch authorities have discovered certain short-comings in high Dutch hygiene standards and many Turkish say, "this is normal...
After the unsuccessful coup to turf out President Erdogan in Turkey he has decided to expand his empire by attacking and annexing the Greek Island Lesbos! Turkish troops in overfilled rowing boats waving Erdogan forever flags hit the Lesbos main b...
The imbroglio between Russia and Turkey over shooting down a Russian warplane and ISIS oil trade through Turkey has led to a decisive confrontation in downtown Baghdad. The meeting took place at a nightclub which translates to "Club Unspeakable" (...
Reports are emerging that Mr. Obama has been busy in his off hours in White House recreation rooms producing and directing the "Turkey is no turkey!" Christmas ballet. The upcoming ballet is designed for conviviality, joy, getting White House duck...
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