Just because El Chapo is in an American jail without the possibility of seeing the light of Mexico ever again, doesn’t mean he can’t still do business and run his cocaine empire. Several cell phones have already been smuggled into the Cartel leade…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The wife of El Chapo, Emma Coronel Aispuro, is positively thrilled at hearing that the judge has just agreed to reduce her 17-year sentence to just 5 minutes. The former beauty queen wanted to thank her “Dream Team”…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Chico “El Toker” Guzman, son of El Chapo and titular head of the Sinaloa Cartel, the largest drug cartel in the world, announced today that they would be converting all of their farms and labs to growing toilet paper. El Toker,...
Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was spotted beaming with pride yesterday, when his four sons fought an hours-long gun battle with Mexican police during the annual 'Take Your Child To Work Day'. The gun battle left 13 people dead and scores injured, in Sin...
Mexico/Texas Border, USA - A new US pact with the El Trumpino Bambino cartel has been proposed by the White House, to upgrade the quality of contraband Mexican narcotics. Under the proposed treaty - the Donald Trump Mexican Wall Act 2019 - US Fe...
Lawyers for Joaquin "El Cappo" Guzman (in a surprise move) are seeking to finalize a plea deal agreement with Federal prosecutors on behalf of Joaquin "El Chappo". After viewing tonight's State of the Union address, El Cappo Guzman admitted to his...
Everytown, U.S.A - Coke heads, crack heads, pill freaks and heroin junkies have all banded together in support of freeing their beloved El Chapo, the Mexican drug lord, from prison, by opening a Kick-Starter page. "Our goal is to raise enough mone...
The internationally acclaimed, and Pulitzer Prize winner, Amiko Aventurista, has once again demonstrated why he is the world's leading journalist. Yesterday, he conducted the most impressive interview of his career when Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman, agreed to a one-on-one non-conditional 60 minute interview. Hundreds of journalists have attempted to interview El Chapo, the world's leading fugitiv...
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