East Sussex, UK - A 144-year-old Grade II-listed Peer of the Realm who got fried to bits may have been a sacrificial lamb kebab-gone-wrong investigators said today.
M'Noble Lewd Eastbourne, GBH and Bar, burst into flames at a seaside attraction...
Storm clouds are gathering over the normally genteel coast of East and West Sussex.
The great and good of Eastbourne and Hastings are at eachother's throats over which resort can boast the title of 'sunniest place in the UK.'
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