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Earth's rotation slowed due to global farting

Funny story: Earth's rotation slowed due to global farting

Geneva, Switzerland - Professor Grostrou DuCul of Le Pied Malodorant University held a small press conference this afternoon to clarify how global warming is producing earth quakes. According to the Professor both animals and humans turn their ba...

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Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes and Earthquakes

Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes and Earthquakes

Washington, DC "I got tired of all these disasters upstaging me and getting all the press. It was time SOMEBODY stood up and did something about all these hurricanes and earthquakes EVERY YEAR! Well, now it will be illegal for that to happen. TAKE TH...

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LAPD Prepared With 500 Mile Roll of Yellow 'Police Line - Do Not Cross' Tape

Funny story: LAPD Prepared With 500 Mile Roll of Yellow 'Police Line - Do Not Cross' Tape

Los Angeles, CA - Police Chief for the LAPD, Billy Clubemhard, said that they were nearly done rolling up a massive 500 mile roll of 'POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS' tape, for when Los Angeles inevitably becomes a giant cesspool of squalor so uninhabitab...

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Nepal earthquake: China blames Dalai Llama fracking ops

Funny story: Nepal earthquake: China blames Dalai Llama fracking ops

Beijing, China - Vast crude reserves beneath Mount Everest are being harvested by the head of Tibetan Buddhism's hydraulic fracturing operations triggering earthquakes and aftershocks. According to the Beijing-based Who Flung Dung investigative t...

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UK Search and Rescue Team fail to locate Nepal

Funny story: UK Search and Rescue Team fail to locate Nepal

24 hours after their departure, the UK's premier search and rescue organisation, The Hampstead Heath Search and Rescue Sunday Club, have been forced to return home after failing to locate Nepal. Upon learning of the catastrophic earthquake in Nepa...

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Friday the 13th tremors for Valentines-hating Saudi Arabia

Funny story: Friday the 13th tremors for Valentines-hating Saudi Arabia

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - The selling of red roses and heart-themed paraphernalia is outlawed in the tyrannical Kingdom where anyone celebrating Valentines Day is likely to cop a thousand lashes. This weekend a rare seismic alignment sees the notorio...

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Giant Mexican crack named after Salma Hayek

Funny story: Giant Mexican crack named after Salma Hayek

Mexico - A 3,000ft long, 26ft deep and 16ft wide trench that sprang up overnight between Hermosillo and the Coast has been dubbed Salma Hayek's Crack in honor of the famous Mexican actress. Locals say the fissure opened up after the earth moved l...

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S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

Funny story: S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

A San Francisco man and his dog do a pretty good business on the streets of San Francisco, one step ahead of PETA. The man won't give his name as he may have to check out fast but he claims that the first few times he and Arnold who was also on th...

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Mexican Earthquake Killed By Drug Cartel

A powerful magnitude-7.2 earthquake that shook central and southern Mexico on Friday was abducted by one of the country's most dangerous drug cartels, then tortured and disemboweled, with its epicenter ending up in the swimming pool of an Acapulco ar...

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Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

Funny story: Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...

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Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

Funny story: Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

CUCAMONGA - Petula Lemonfizz, who has lived in California all of her life has just become an overnight millionaire. The Cucamonga English teacher said that she just got sick and tired of having her bra and panties end up around her ankles every ti...

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Al-Qaeda Says That If Sarah Palin Thinks They Can Actually Cause Earthquakes Then She's Fruitier Than A Corsicana Fruit Cake

Funny story: Al-Qaeda Says That If Sarah Palin Thinks They Can Actually Cause Earthquakes Then She's Fruitier Than A Corsicana Fruit Cake

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin recently told Political Salad Bar Magazine that she really and truly believes that the earthquakes that have been devastating California are being caused by Al-Qaeda operatives living in the USA. A spokesperson for th...

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The US Department of Weather Claims That The Yellowstone Volcano and The Volcanoes In California Could Trigger Earthquakes As Far Away As Africa

Funny story: The US Department of Weather Claims That The Yellowstone Volcano and The Volcanoes In California Could Trigger Earthquakes As Far Away As Africa

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather has just announced that between Global Warming and Mother Nature the world could be in for some catastrophic weather calamities. They have stressed that the underground volcano that lies b...

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Sarah Palin Says She Believes That The California Earthquakes Are Being Caused By Al-Qaeda

Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Believes That The California Earthquakes Are Being Caused By Al-Qaeda

WASILLA, Alaska - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that the former governor of Alaska and failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has commented on the California earthquake situation. Palin, who is 50, told PSBM's Savannah...

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California To Hire 2,000 Earthquake Damage Inspectors

Funny story: California To Hire 2,000 Earthquake Damage Inspectors

SACRAMENTO - Word filtering out of Governor Jerry Brown's office is that thousands of California citizens are greatly concerned with the hundreds of earthquakes that have been plaguing the Golden State lately. The governor has been advised by seni...

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U.S. Hit By Record Earthquakes, Tremors & Volcano Activity

Funny story: U.S. Hit By Record Earthquakes, Tremors & Volcano Activity

Although the size of the earthquakes are not too large, except the one in Los Angeles, the United States has been shaken by a record number of quakes and aftershocks this past month. Other parts of the world have been hit hard also so what is goin...

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California Hires An Earthquake Preventer

Funny story: California Hires An Earthquake Preventer

SACRAMENTO - The state of California acting on the concerns of thousands of its citizens has decided to take a step towards earthquake prevention. The Golden State has hired one of the world's leading earthquake preventers Hyderpindi Peshgooli, 57...

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Panic spreads as magnitude-1.9 quake hits Manhattan

Funny story: Panic spreads as magnitude-1.9 quake hits Manhattan

NEW YORK, NY - New York City's Mayor, Bill de Blasio, says that the stress toll has risen to more than 239,093, but less than 239,095 from a powerful magnitude-1.9 earthquake that struck off Manhattan earlier today. The quake forced city official...

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