At a hastily prepared press conference today Ski Wax Company Ya-Sure-You-Betcha disclosed their secret ingredient in their amazing racing wax - ear wax.
Believing the secret was already in the hands of industrial espionage agents Betcha told the...
Did he cut his ear off or didn't he? Did Gauguin do it? Where is it now? These are just some of the questions being bandied about in the art world this week, as yet another theory is advanced as to what really led Vincent Van Gogh to lose an ear.
Little Juanita Gonzalez has struck gold with the wax from her ears.
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