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Funny story: Michael Nifong's Defense: Wild Hare Toxic Shock Syndrome

Michael Nifong's Defense: Wild Hare Toxic Shock Syndrome

North Carolina - Michael Nifong, the former District Attorney of Durham County, North Carolina, put forward a curious but unenviable defense regarding his unfair targeting of three Duke University lacrosse players for allegedly raping a stripper in 2...

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Funny story: Jesse Jackson Apologizes to Duke Lacrosse Players

Jesse Jackson Apologizes to Duke Lacrosse Players

Jesse Jackson today issued an apology to the Duke Lacrosse players who were wrongly accused of raping a black woman last year.

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Funny story: Bono To Play: Duke Lacross Invites Rutgers Women's BBall To Mixer

Bono To Play: Duke Lacross Invites Rutgers Women's BBall To Mixer

(Neverland) -- In another display of a new wave of love, peace, and understanding permeating the American social landscape in the wake of the Imus "Slur heard 'round the world," The Duke University Men's Lacrosse team, largely white...

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Funny story: Duke Lacrosse Triumphant in 2007 Opener...and People Care for the First Time Ever

Duke Lacrosse Triumphant in 2007 Opener...and People Care for the First Time Ever

DURHAM, N.C. -- The players stood waiting for their chance to run onto the field. They all knew this was not just another game. For the first time, and likely the only time ever, people gave a shit about a Duke Lacrosse game.

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Funny story: Mayan priests cleanse archeological site where Bush on Latin American tour will visit

Mayan priests cleanse archeological site where Bush on Latin American tour will visit

Using herbs, poultices, incense and water from the cave of the dead in Belize, Mayan priests in Guatemala are cleansing the sacred cite where the evil Bush is scheduled to visit. They are also performing a centuries old ritual called paper soaking.

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Funny story: Duke Lacrosse to Become Model for New National Sport of Cuba

Duke Lacrosse to Become Model for New National Sport of Cuba

In a croaking whisper Fidel Castro was heard to mutter what had to have been almost his last words: "Juguemos Lacrosse!" (Let's play lacrosse!). In a sort of reverse homage to Durham, NC Prosecutor Mike Nifong, Castro has decid...

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