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Funny story: Evidence mounts that police only catch the idiots or stupid ones - sometimes they are the same.

Evidence mounts that police only catch the idiots or stupid ones - sometimes they are the same.

At Swindon magistrates court today, PC Harverson gave evidence he’d stopped Mr Brendan O’Lox driving his car to inform him his lights weren’t working. “The defendant said, ‘Thanks, but it’s not my car. I’ve just stolen it. Can I get the lights fix…

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Funny story: NBA: Drug Testing, Groupies, and the Bubble

NBA: Drug Testing, Groupies, and the Bubble

The NBA has developed a well-thought-out plan that may allow it to finish the 2019-20 season, despite the coronavirus. If everyone does what they should, the NBA will complete the season and have a champion by mid-October. Basically, the plan cal…

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Funny story: Overwhelmed Substance Abuse Counselor Pleas With General Managers And Corporate To Reduce Alcohol And Drug Testing For The Sake Of Production

Overwhelmed Substance Abuse Counselor Pleas With General Managers And Corporate To Reduce Alcohol And Drug Testing For The Sake Of Production

Grand Rapids, Michigan. After deeply reflecting on the fact that Timber Tech's Best Craft Furniture & Decking Boards, Inc. would be on the verge of an irreversible collapse if the company kept routinely testing its employees at various Midwester…

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Funny story: Shelter-in-Placers are Now Having Parties Through the Magic of Face-Timing

Shelter-in-Placers are Now Having Parties Through the Magic of Face-Timing

MIAMI – People who are following the orders to shelter-in-place and stay-at-home, have just found a way to get together with relatives, friends, neighbors, and love interests. Noted party planner, Lucy Bogart, who is known in high society circles...

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Funny story: Crack Cocaine Consignment Contained Face Masks

Crack Cocaine Consignment Contained Face Masks

Alert customs officers at Dover have intercepted what they say is the biggest haul of face masks they have ever seized. The stash was hidden inside a routine consignment of crack cocaine. The face masks had a street value of £5million. Offic...

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Funny story: President Trump Says That He is Willing to Take Hydroxychloroquine to Prove it is Harmless

President Trump Says That He is Willing to Take Hydroxychloroquine to Prove it is Harmless

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president has said that he wants to prove to his base, as well as to his baseless, that he is not afraid of taking the COVID-19-fighting drug, Hydroxychloroquine. Trump, responding to a question from a reporter with The Wash...

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Funny story: Coronary Heart Disease Patients Worried Their Condition Sounds Like Coronavirus

Coronary Heart Disease Patients Worried Their Condition Sounds Like Coronavirus

Patients suffering from coronary heart disease have said they are concerned that their illness sounds too much like the Coronavirus, and the unfortunate similarity is making them nervous. Sixteen sufferers from Coventry also said that its allocate...

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Funny story: Olympics Postponement Has Messed Up Drug Cheats' Careful Planning

Olympics Postponement Has Messed Up Drug Cheats' Careful Planning

The news, yesterday, that this summer's Olympic Games in Tokyo have been postponed for one year, until July 2021, is a massive body blow to athletes who have thought long and hard about their use of performance-enhancing drugs to get the best out of...

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Funny story: Man On Downtown New York Street Corner Asked If He's Got Any Toilet Paper

Man On Downtown New York Street Corner Asked If He's Got Any Toilet Paper

At one time, the men standing on street corners in downtown New York City were there for one reason: the sale of illegal substances to get you through until the next day. All that seems to have changed at the moment, after one man, in Brooklyn, mi...

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Funny story: US Politics - "The Masked Democrat" on TV

US Politics - "The Masked Democrat" on TV

WASHINGTON DC - On a Tuesday morning, Iowa Democratic Party Chair, Troy Price, released a statement saying, "Our plan is to release results as soon as possible.... Our ultimate goal is to ensure that the integrity and accuracy of the presidential can...

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Funny story: Liverpool FC In Trouble After Five Fail Drug Tests

Liverpool FC In Trouble After Five Fail Drug Tests

The row over Liverpool fielding a young and inexperienced team to face Aston Villa in the EFL Cup defeat last week gathered new momentum today, after it was revealed that five of the youngsters had failed their drug tests. The names of the players...

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Funny story: Push Comes to Shove in Confidence and Makes a Request

Push Comes to Shove in Confidence and Makes a Request

Not wanting to draw attention to a potentially awkward situation, Push came to Shove in confidence and requested a favor. "I know you need your space, but if you don't mind easing up a little with regard to tiny pink items in the neck area, it wou...

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Funny story: One in Four Americans Affected by Mental Health

One in Four Americans Affected by Mental Health

A recent report from the National Institute of Health revealed that one in four Americans is affected by mental health, but, fortunately, rates of mental health are on the rapid decline. "We're making progress," said NIH Director Francis Collins.

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Funny story: General Anesthesia Recommended for Majority of American Population

General Anesthesia Recommended for Majority of American Population

With over half of Americans regularly taking at least one prescription medication for either physical or psychological ailments or both, the Food and Drug Administration has recommended that the majority of the population simply be put under general...

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Funny story: Is Hoffman La Roche Peaking Yet?

Is Hoffman La Roche Peaking Yet?

Geneva: This afternoon, drug manufacturer Hoffman La Roche, most notably famous for bringing the wildly popular pharmaceutical Lysergic acid diethylamide to market (we all know it as LSD, windowpane, double domes, etc.), announced the formation of a...

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Funny story: Waiting On The Waiting List

Waiting On The Waiting List

Record numbers of patients are awaiting operations on the NHS, as they fail to hit their operating targets for the year. Thousands of patients have been left marooned on waiting lists - some for as long 10 years! Back and to the Left News investig...

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Funny story: Drug Squad’s ‘Yippee’ At No-Deal Brexit Border Checks

Drug Squad’s ‘Yippee’ At No-Deal Brexit Border Checks

London, UK - The return of frisking truck drivers who cross the Irish border into Northern Ireland is being welcomed by UK drug squad interests which blame abolition of Stop N Search checkpoints for years of cheapskate, substandard EU weed. Under...

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