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Funny story: Daniel Stern saves Macaulay Culkin from drowning

Daniel Stern saves Macaulay Culkin from drowning

Home Alone star, Daniel Stern was taking a walk with his wife when he looked at the beach and noticed his former co-star struggling in the water. Daniel jumped into action and used his shirt as a rope and pulled Culkin to safety. A man who once tr...

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Funny story: Russian tourist drowns in brown ale

Russian tourist drowns in brown ale

A Russian tourist has drowned on his first day in Northumberland. Ilav Anuvva was visiting one of Newcastle's famous breweries, when he fell into a huge vat of brown ale. According to some bystanders, Mr Annuva had been leaning over, trying to...

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Funny story: Unearthing Natalie Wood case leads to revival of old bad joke

Unearthing Natalie Wood case leads to revival of old bad joke

LOS ANGELES, Calif.--When you're trying to dig up treasure, you're bound to run into some worms. This seems to be the case in the reopening of the almost 30-year-old Natalie Wood case. On November 29, 1981, Wood drowned near Santa Catalina Island,...

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Funny story: Accountant Bernard Shoft, 39, Drowned in Red Ink

Accountant Bernard Shoft, 39, Drowned in Red Ink

Bernard Shoft, a third shift accountant at The United States Mint at Philadelphia, loved to entertain his fellow workers with his antics. Saturday night that tradition came to a sad end as he fell into a vat of red ink and drowned before he could be...

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Funny story: Ohio Man Drowns Due to Case of the Runs

Ohio Man Drowns Due to Case of the Runs

Ronald Pearl, a 21-year old from Mount Vernon, Ohio, drowned in an attempt to swim across the Ohio River into West Virginia, just after midnight, Thursday morning. His body has not been found. Frank E. Jordan, 58, of Barboursville, WV, witnessed...

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Funny story: Flatulent father drowns himself in poop!

Flatulent father drowns himself in poop!

A Father of three from Kingswood in Kent has drowned himself whilst using a bizarre home made mask he developed specifically for smelling his own farts. Clifford Shellbreaker who lived in a bungalow off Gravelly Bottom Road had a strange fascinati...

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Funny story: Man Drowns After Wooden Leg Catches Fire

Man Drowns After Wooden Leg Catches Fire

British fire authorities have called for a full investigation following the drowning death of a seventy year old pensioner who was hosed down by as many as four "overzealous" fire units after his prosthetic leg caught fire.

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