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Funny story: A Huge Drone Crashes In Holland Causing Widespread Damage

A Huge Drone Crashes In Holland Causing Widespread Damage

TULIPLANDIA, Holland – (Satire News) – Holland’s Windmill News Agency reports that one of the largest drones in Europe crashed just outside of the ancient city of Tuliplandia. An eye witness reported seeing over 600,000 tulips totally destroyed.

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Funny story: US Military Drones Totally Destroy Two Terrorist-Controlled Towns In Iraq

US Military Drones Totally Destroy Two Terrorist-Controlled Towns In Iraq

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The FBI and The CIA have confirmed that at least 16 American military drones invaded Iraq and destroyed 9 Iraqi military bases, 4 Iraqi bullet factories, 2 Iraqi Motel 6’s, and an Iraqi camelburger restaurant that w…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Develops An Amazing Drone That Can Carry Two Adults

Elon Musk Develops An Amazing Drone That Can Carry Two Adults

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News has disclosed that one of the richest men in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the most amazing drone in the history of drones. Musk, who has an IQ of 213.7, told IFN’s Redwood Fingerboo, that…

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Funny story: Drone drops bombshell on Jaggedone's bald head!

Drone drops bombshell on Jaggedone's bald head!

(NOT EDITED) A spy drone buzzing over Jaggedone's secluded German residence, not The Eagle's Nest in Berchtesgaden, suddenly swooped, and dropped a bombshell wrapped in a vinegar stinking, 1980 Daily Mail, once a conservative spreadsheet, now a load…

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Funny story: UK signs TRILLION POUND trade deal with Iran to sell Union Jack flags and wax figures of the Prime Minister

UK signs TRILLION POUND trade deal with Iran to sell Union Jack flags and wax figures of the Prime Minister

The Prime Minister is celebrating after closing one of the biggest trading deals in history with, of all countries, Iran! Under the terms of the 10-year deal, British manufacturers will sell British souvenirs, namely Union Jack flags and Madame Tu...

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Funny story: Obama Urges Democrats to Be More Moderate by Adding Kill List to Green New Deal

Obama Urges Democrats to Be More Moderate by Adding Kill List to Green New Deal

Warning Democratic presidential candidates that they are turning off voters with their overly-liberal agendas, former United States president, Barack Obama, urged Democrats to move in the direction of moderation by adding a secret "kill list" to the...

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Funny story: Bolton to secrete himself in drone over The Strait of Hormuz

Bolton to secrete himself in drone over The Strait of Hormuz

Early yesterday Iran brought down a US RQ-Global Hawk drone. The size of a passenger airliner, this drone was surveiling in Kouhmobaruk air space near the Strait of Hormuz. It had released its scouring eye for any signs of mines, lower-flying...

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Funny story: Trump Wants Mosque Removed Ahead Of London Visit

Trump Wants Mosque Removed Ahead Of London Visit

London, UK - The Trump Administration has told Theresa May to get rid of London’s iconic Park Mosque because its 200ft tall minaret ‘could be used for telescopic espionage’ a White House spokesperson said today. The Grade II-listed edifice sits j...

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Funny story: Aliens Deny 'Heathrow Drone' Accusation

Aliens Deny 'Heathrow Drone' Accusation

There was further controversy in the Heathrow drone incident this morning, when aliens from distant galaxies contacted the airport to deny all knowledge of who was responsible. The drone was seen by several members of the public who were driving a...

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Funny story: Heathrow Airport Drone Was A UFO

Heathrow Airport Drone Was A UFO

A drone that was sighted flying near Heathrow Airport yesterday was not being operated by an irresponsible moron from the droning community, and was a UFO, says a man who knows what he is talking about. The UFO was seen by several members of the p...

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Funny story: Airports To Use Their Own Drones To Attack Enemy Drones

Airports To Use Their Own Drones To Attack Enemy Drones

Officials at Gatwick airport have welcomed a decision by the UK Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) to employ a squadron of drones at airports to combat drones being irresponsibly flown by members of the public. Gatwick was closed recently due to the a...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Implicated In Drone Row

Santa Claus Implicated In Drone Row

Santa Claus and his reindeers are the latest suspects in the Gatwick Airport Drone Row that threatens to drag on and on and on and on and on, simply because the inept British police force haven't got a clue as to how to root out the amateur flyers re...

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Funny story: Russia Is Behind Gatwick Drones

Russia Is Behind Gatwick Drones

The police investigation into the unauthorised drone activity at Gatwick Airport went 'two steps back' today, when a man and a woman arrested on Saturday were released without charge. Russia has emerged as the new suspect. The drone, which was...

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Funny story: Drones Given Thumbs-Up By Gatwick Airport

Drones Given Thumbs-Up By Gatwick Airport

Gatwick Airport, which was closed last week due to sightings of a drone being operated in its airspace, has announced that, from the New Year, drones will be allowed to take off and land there. Gatwick officials have come up with the futuristic pl...

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Funny story: Drone Stole Boy's Homework

Drone Stole Boy's Homework

Police are investigating an incident in which a student from a local school alleged that, whilst he was busy doing his homework on Monday night, a drone came through his open bedroom window, and stole the book from under his nose! The incident hap...

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Funny story: Vicar's Wife Startled by Garden Drone

Vicar's Wife Startled by Garden Drone

In a disturbing start to an idyllic Sunday Morning, a vicars wife in Chilenden, Kent, was startled by a drone in her garden. Mrs Fortunata Renwhite described the drone as small, "whiny" and black with three legs like that bloke from number seven.

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Funny story: Drone Doesn't Just DELIVER the Donuts, He EATS Them!

Drone Doesn't Just DELIVER the Donuts, He EATS Them!

That's a no-no, his employer sternly told him. "Bad, bad drone." The drone had an interesting defense. "But...but...I DID deliver them, pretty much anyway," he argued. Pausing for a breath, he continued, "OK, OK, I was a little late, I admit it. A...

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