Huge fast food chain McDonald's announced today that they are testing the use of conveyor belts in their drive throughs in an effort to speed up their service times, which are notoriously the slowest in the fast food industry. CEO Ronald McDonald…
AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Business Satire) – The Left Coast hamburger chain known as In-N-Out has just announced that it is in the process of changing it’s corporate name. The change, according to Mimosa Sabrosa with the Alpha Beta News Agenc…
HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas – (Satire News) – The Hot Springs Police Department reports that a tall, slender individual, who looked a lot like Matt Gaetz, but not anywhere near as fat, or as ridiculously overweight, drove up to a McDonalds drive-thru and h…
PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) – The nation’s third largest fast food chain is always seeking ways to try and catch up to the number two franchise, Burger King. In an effort to climb that much sought-after fast food ladder, Wendy’s has hired th…
AUSTIN, Texas – The owner of the Thirsty Beaver Nightclub had shut down his business due to the Coronavirus. But Randy Dewdibbler soon found a way to observe the social distancing rule, and make lots of money at the same time. Randy and his sec...
RALEIGH, North Carolina – The Dixieland Health Administration is reporting that the largest vasectomy clinic in the state has partially shut down. Nellie Kickington, 49, a DHA spokeswoman, informed the media that the Snippity Snip-Snip Vasectomy C...
KALAMAZOO, Michigan – Father Vicencio of the St. Gorgonzola Catholic Church has said that he will adhere to the no more than 10 people rule that has been implement by the government. Father Vic, known for his self-aggrandizing nature, expressed t...
LAFAYETTE, Louisiana - The Popeye's Chicken Fast Food Franchise is proud to announce that it has just opened the first of many Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Stores. The first Olive Oyl is located in Lafayette, Louisiana and there were roug...
OAK BROOK, Illinois - The world's largest fast food chain has just announced that it has just unveiled it latest burger creation. Company spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta said that after just being on the market for 24 hours the new McVolcanoburger is...
SANDY SPRINGS, Georgia - The Popeye's Chicken Fast Food Franchise has just announced a new breakthrough within their corporation. Company spokeswoman Geneva "Chicky" Queensberry informed the news media that starting in April the chicken chain will...
DENVER - Colorado state Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] presided at the ribbon cutting ceremonies at The Wacky Weed Pot Shop. Ollie Rushmill, owner of the Wacky Weed, is the first pot shop owner in Colorado to have a drive-thru window at his m...
EDINA, Minnesota - Dairy Queen was founded in 1940, and in all that time it has seen its share of improvements that helped to boost its customer numbers. DQ has 6,000 restaurants throughout the world with many more in the planning stages. A corpor...
OAK BROOK, Illinois - Word from the largest food franchise restaurant chain in the world is that they will soon be adding another entry to their McMenu. Mickey D's spokesperson Nancy Zabaletta informed the news media that after a year in the plann...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - It is still early in the year, but Christina Aguilera is already being touted as most likely to receive The 2011 Most Jinxed Award. The blonde songstress has had more than her share of bad luck. First of all she messed up the word...
The 14th Dalai Lama has allegedly paid damages to a McDonalds worker after an incident at a McDonalds Restaurant in an unnamed location. CCTV footage of the incident- which happened some time last year- has appeared on youtube over the last few d...
Tempers flared and cars overheated as shoppers, eager to try out Wal-Mart's new drive-thru window, waited in traffic for hours to sidle up the store to do their grocery shopping. The fact that there was a strict 20-items only rule conspicuously p...
President of The Free World and giver of the world's most famous "Pearl Necklace" was this evening rescued by members of Blue watch from Aldgate Fire Station after his Bodyguard "Ten Ton Tony" managed to wedge the Presidential Limo in what must be th...
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