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Funny story: Wendy’s Announces That the Name of All Their Chicago Fast Food Restaurants Will Now Be Windy’s

Wendy’s Announces That the Name of All Their Chicago Fast Food Restaurants Will Now Be Windy’s

PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) – The nation’s third largest fast food chain is always seeking ways to try and catch up to the number two franchise, Burger King. In an effort to climb that much sought-after fast food ladder, Wendy’s has hired th…

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Funny story: A Drive-Thru Pole Dancing Club in Austin is Making a Killing

A Drive-Thru Pole Dancing Club in Austin is Making a Killing

AUSTIN, Texas – The owner of the Thirsty Beaver Nightclub had shut down his business due to the Coronavirus. But Randy Dewdibbler soon found a way to observe the social distancing rule, and make lots of money at the same time. Randy and his sec...

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Funny story: A Vasectomy Clinic Shuts Down Their Office But Their New Drive-Thru Window is Booming

A Vasectomy Clinic Shuts Down Their Office But Their New Drive-Thru Window is Booming

RALEIGH, North Carolina – The Dixieland Health Administration is reporting that the largest vasectomy clinic in the state has partially shut down. Nellie Kickington, 49, a DHA spokeswoman, informed the media that the Snippity Snip-Snip Vasectomy C...

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Funny story: A Catholic Church in Kalamazoo, Michigan Opens Up A Drive-Thru Confessional

A Catholic Church in Kalamazoo, Michigan Opens Up A Drive-Thru Confessional

KALAMAZOO, Michigan – Father Vicencio of the St. Gorgonzola Catholic Church has said that he will adhere to the no more than 10 people rule that has been implement by the government. Father Vic, known for his self-aggrandizing nature, expressed t...

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Funny story: Popeye's Chicken Reports That Their First Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Store Is Now Open For Business

Popeye's Chicken Reports That Their First Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Store Is Now Open For Business

LAFAYETTE, Louisiana - The Popeye's Chicken Fast Food Franchise is proud to announce that it has just opened the first of many Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Stores. The first Olive Oyl is located in Lafayette, Louisiana and there were roug...

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Funny story: McDonald's Debuts Its New Burger In Honor of California

McDonald's Debuts Its New Burger In Honor of California

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The world's largest fast food chain has just announced that it has just unveiled it latest burger creation. Company spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta said that after just being on the market for 24 hours the new McVolcanoburger is...

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Funny story: Popeye's Chicken To Open Up An Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Store

Popeye's Chicken To Open Up An Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Store

SANDY SPRINGS, Georgia - The Popeye's Chicken Fast Food Franchise has just announced a new breakthrough within their corporation. Company spokeswoman Geneva "Chicky" Queensberry informed the news media that starting in April the chicken chain will...

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Funny story: Denver Opens Its First Drive Thru Marijuana Shop

Denver Opens Its First Drive Thru Marijuana Shop

DENVER - Colorado state Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] presided at the ribbon cutting ceremonies at The Wacky Weed Pot Shop. Ollie Rushmill, owner of the Wacky Weed, is the first pot shop owner in Colorado to have a drive-thru window at his m...

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Funny story: Dairy Queen Adding A Beer Blizzard For Its Adult Customers

Dairy Queen Adding A Beer Blizzard For Its Adult Customers

EDINA, Minnesota - Dairy Queen was founded in 1940, and in all that time it has seen its share of improvements that helped to boost its customer numbers. DQ has 6,000 restaurants throughout the world with many more in the planning stages. A corpor...

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Funny story: McDonald's To Introduce The McEnchiladas

McDonald's To Introduce The McEnchiladas

OAK BROOK, Illinois - Word from the largest food franchise restaurant chain in the world is that they will soon be adding another entry to their McMenu. Mickey D's spokesperson Nancy Zabaletta informed the news media that after a year in the plann...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Arrested For DUI - Oprah Winfrey Says "Man Da Po Little White Girl She Sho Nuff Be Jinxed!"

Christina Aguilera Arrested For DUI - Oprah Winfrey Says "Man Da Po Little White Girl She Sho Nuff Be Jinxed!"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It is still early in the year, but Christina Aguilera is already being touted as most likely to receive The 2011 Most Jinxed Award. The blonde songstress has had more than her share of bad luck. First of all she messed up the word...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama in Drive-Thru Fight

Dalai Lama in Drive-Thru Fight

The 14th Dalai Lama has allegedly paid damages to a McDonalds worker after an incident at a McDonalds Restaurant in an unnamed location. CCTV footage of the incident- which happened some time last year- has appeared on youtube over the last few d...

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Funny story: Wal-Mart introduces first ever drive-thru window; Traffic backed up for miles.

Wal-Mart introduces first ever drive-thru window; Traffic backed up for miles.

Tempers flared and cars overheated as shoppers, eager to try out Wal-Mart's new drive-thru window, waited in traffic for hours to sidle up the store to do their grocery shopping. The fact that there was a strict 20-items only rule conspicuously p...

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Funny story: Obama Limo wedged in Mc Donald's Drive Thru on return from G20 meeting to Buckingham Palace!

Obama Limo wedged in Mc Donald's Drive Thru on return from G20 meeting to Buckingham Palace!

President of The Free World and giver of the world's most famous "Pearl Necklace" was this evening rescued by members of Blue watch from Aldgate Fire Station after his Bodyguard "Ten Ton Tony" managed to wedge the Presidential Limo in what must be th...

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