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Funny story: Ginsburg To Be Stuffed And Mounted On Trigger In Branson Museum

Ginsburg To Be Stuffed And Mounted On Trigger In Branson Museum

BILLINGSGATE POST: The most famous dead horse in the world will be joined by Ruth Bader Ginsburg at a museum in Branson, Missouri, where Roy Rogers’ faithful steed Trigger is displayed. Trigger was a horse, of course. Like Ginsburg, who graduated…

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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Passed Over For Bulshitzer Prize: Going To The Mattresses

Dr. Billingsgate Passed Over For Bulshitzer Prize: Going To The Mattresses

BILLINGSGATE POST: Muster the goombahs and hit the mattresses! In the movie, "The Godfather", Michael Corleone went to the mattresses when trying to eradicate his enemies. His pathetic band of sociopathic goombahs gathered together in a rummy apartm…

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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Declares War On Commie-Pinko Spoofers

Dr. Billingsgate Declares War On Commie-Pinko Spoofers

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a carefully scripted declaration, so nuanced that even he could not understand what he was saying, Dr. Billingsgate went one step farther in his war against the proliferation of Commie-Pinko writers who have surreptitiously tak...

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Funny story: Writer Who Has Never Been 'Featured Writer' Is Finally 'Featured Writer'

Writer Who Has Never Been 'Featured Writer' Is Finally 'Featured Writer'

A writer on a satirical news website who complained that he had never featured in the site's 'Featured Writer' slot, finally got his wish tonight, when he was briefly featured as the 'Featured Writer'. Dr. Bill Ingsgate, 81, and holder of twelve d...

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Funny story: UNMASKED: Real Identity Of Spoof Writer Revealed

UNMASKED: Real Identity Of Spoof Writer Revealed

A man who has put a vast number of hours of exhausting investigative work into a project to uncover the real identity of a writer on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has 'cracked the case', and has made his findings known. Edwin Dunce-Hatha,...

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Funny story: The Spoof Acquired By The ONION In Hostile Takeover

The Spoof Acquired By The ONION In Hostile Takeover

BILLINGSGATE POST: The Wall Street Journal announced today that The ONION, an American satirical digital media company based in Chicago, has acquired its counterpart in Great Britain by going to its shareholders to get the acquisition approved; a ho...

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Funny story: Should Mandatory Sterilization Of Liberals Be Optional?

Should Mandatory Sterilization Of Liberals Be Optional?

BILLINGSGATE POST: DATELINE GALAPAGOS: The stated goal of the BILLINGSGATE INSTITUTE is to lead the World to a better understanding of the nature of liberalism. With this being the target, the eponymously named Chairman of the INSTITUTE, Dr. Billin...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?

Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?

BILLINGSGATE POST: You might have to change your minds about the relevancy of unintended coincidences. But with all of the handwringing attention being given to the Worldwide Coronavirus epidemic, perhaps some linguistic analysis of the semordnilap o...

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Funny story: Robot Galley Slaves And Silicon Sex Chicks Found In Wreckage Off Carthage Coast

Robot Galley Slaves And Silicon Sex Chicks Found In Wreckage Off Carthage Coast

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a diving expedition off the coast of Carthage, a sunken Roman Galley, dating back to the Punic Wars, was found submerged in 60 feet of water. Until now, it was thought that these warships were rowed by galley slaves, either...

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Funny story: Did The New York Times Plagiarize Dr. Billingsgate?

Did The New York Times Plagiarize Dr. Billingsgate?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Did the New York Times pick up and run with this story, falsely attributing it to President Trump instead of Dr. Billingsgate? You decide. New York Times By Michael D. Shear and Julie Hirschfeld Davis Oct. 1, 2019 Quo...

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Funny story: Why Talk To The Monkey When You Can Talk To The Organ Grinder?

Why Talk To The Monkey When You Can Talk To The Organ Grinder?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Actually, what former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill was quoted to have said was: “Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.” Accordingly; why should anyone in their right mind tak...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Diagnosed With Terminal Katsaridaphobia: Future Uncertain

Harry Maguire Diagnosed With Terminal Katsaridaphobia: Future Uncertain

BILLINGSGATE POST: Harry Maguire has vowed never to play again at Old Trafford until the cockroaches infesting the locker rooms have been equipped with safety helmets. As reported yesterday by crack reporter Monkey Woods, the Manchester United defen…

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Funny story: Chapped Lips? Try Dr. Billingsgate’s New Bat Guano Formula

Chapped Lips? Try Dr. Billingsgate’s New Bat Guano Formula

BILLINGSGATE POST: Remarkably, after years of experimenting with natural ingredients, ranging from chicken manure to cannabis, Dr. Billingsgate has discovered an extract that will make all other salves and lotions obsolete. Working out of his iso...

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Funny story: How To Trade Your Worthless College Humanities Degree For A Valuable Doctorate

How To Trade Your Worthless College Humanities Degree For A Valuable Doctorate

BILLINGSGATE POST: Are you stuck with a college degree that sucks? A major in English, Philosophy or Psychology might answer the ultimate question: Why am I here? A voice from the heavens says: “You are here to repay $36,000 that you squandered o...

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Funny story: Something Fishy: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman On Hook For Gaffing Khashoggi

Something Fishy: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman On Hook For Gaffing Khashoggi

BILLINGSGATE POST: A damning report released Wednesday by a top U.N. human rights expert included a video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul. Although this vid...

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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Captured In Three Prong Pincer Attack: Admission Scandal Alleged

Dr. Billingsgate Captured In Three Prong Pincer Attack: Admission Scandal Alleged

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a three-prong pincer attack led by Field Marshall Adam “Pencil Neck” Schiff, the secluded cave that served as headquarters for the reclusive Dr. Billingsgate was raided by a paramilitary force led by Field Marshall Schiff. A...

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Funny story: Need A Job? Volunteer To Replace Slim Everdingle

Need A Job? Volunteer To Replace Slim Everdingle

BILLINGSGATE POST: With sadness I wish to announce the retirement of long-time associate, Slim Everdingle. Slim came from a very good family. His father was the founder and president of Everdingle Bank & Trust in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska. Hi...

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