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Funny story: CDC Warning to Men with Trophy Wives

CDC Warning to Men with Trophy Wives

Life is not uncomplicated for old men with trophy wives. Such wives are expensive to maintain and can be hard to keep up with. Furthermore, the husband, from time to time, naturally asks himself whether his wife loves him, is faithful, and so on.

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Funny story: Pandemic Rhapsody (with apologies to Queen)

Pandemic Rhapsody (with apologies to Queen)

Is this the real life? Is this a bad nightmare? Caught in a clusterfuck, no escape from reality Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see He’s just a con man, he needs no sympathy Because he’s easy come, easy go, little nuts, always slow Any...

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Funny story: Fauci and Newsom get down to it in dark little club on collapsing virus narrative

Fauci and Newsom get down to it in dark little club on collapsing virus narrative

Inside sources have provided video coverage of an important political meeting to discuss the current state of the pandemic. Problems: *shrinking virus narrative; *credibility gap increasing; *perception management campaign weakening; *et...

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Funny story: Hydroxychloroqen: A Memory Supplement?

Hydroxychloroqen: A Memory Supplement?

Commercial for Hydroxychloroqen, with President Trump standing in a Right Maid drugstore, at a counter, without a mask. Do you have concerns about mild memory loss related to aging or illness? Hydroxychloroqen is the number 1 pharmacist-recomme...

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Funny story: Pole-dance and strip club controversy rocks US with Mr. Fauci cautioning

Pole-dance and strip club controversy rocks US with Mr. Fauci cautioning

With the US in various stages of “opening up,” Wyoming yesterday led the field into daring new areas of freedom. It is now possible in Wyoming to go to a strip and pole-dance palace, despite rules and imprecations to remain under house arrest.

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Funny story: Faucian Bargain: Faucian Dilemma:

Faucian Bargain: Faucian Dilemma:

Dr. Anthony Fauci is a conflicted man these days. He believes that the medications that a patient takes is no one’s business other than the patient and the patient’s physician. Accordingly, on one hand, he is not troubled by President Trump’s is ta...

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Funny story: Dr. Fauci Admits to Real Reason for Donning Mask

Dr. Fauci Admits to Real Reason for Donning Mask

In what has become a routine and welcome display of honesty and character, Dr. Anthony Fauci, lead member of the Trump Administration's Coronavirus Task Force, admitted that he donned a mask today in public for the first time citing the need for adde...

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Funny story: Trump Supporters Drive Reporter Crazy

Trump Supporters Drive Reporter Crazy

KNOW news yesterday interviewed people who were parts of a tightly-packed crowd of protesters, some carrying rifles, who attempted to enter the floor of the Michigan legislative chamber, and were held back by police. One Democratic Senator said some...

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Funny story: Trump And Kushner Hate Science

Trump And Kushner Hate Science

AP--President Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is a very active guy. A happy beneficiary of nepotism, a.k.a. corruption, he has followed the President’s assignments, and largely failed at the charge of Promoting Middle East peace, Heading Governme...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Calls Dr. Fauci’s Answer Not Acceptable

Donald Trump Calls Dr. Fauci’s Answer Not Acceptable

Failing in an attempt to hold his arms together across his chest, but trying anyway for the whole world to witness, Donald Trump announced that Dr. Fauci’s answer was, Not acceptable. What was the question? “Is it safe for schools to open in the f...

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Funny story: President Trump is Being Treated For Unerectus Tongulitus

President Trump is Being Treated For Unerectus Tongulitus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Dr. Anthony Fauci was asked about President Trump’s medical condition. The doctor immediately said that it was not his place to comment on his personal health issue one way or another. He then commented that reporters should...

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Funny story: The Pied Piper of The Potomac Disbands The Coronavirus Task Force, Then Unbands It, Then Disbands It Yet Again

The Pied Piper of The Potomac Disbands The Coronavirus Task Force, Then Unbands It, Then Disbands It Yet Again

WASHINGTON, D.C. – POTUS really had the White House news media jumping as he showed them an exercise in Ficklism 101. "The Pied Piper of The Potomac" said emphatically that the Coronavirus Task Force was over, and that it had left the building, ju...

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Funny story: Dr. Anthony Fauci, One of President Trump’s Closest Staff Members, Must Now Self-Quarantine for 14 Days

Dr. Anthony Fauci, One of President Trump’s Closest Staff Members, Must Now Self-Quarantine for 14 Days

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking development, President Trump has just learned that one of his press conference/campaign pep rally co-hosts, has just gone into quarantine for the Coronavirus. Dr. Anthony "The Straight Shooter" Fauci, the director...

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Funny story: White House Blocks Dr. Anthony Fauci From Testifying Before House Panel

White House Blocks Dr. Anthony Fauci From Testifying Before House Panel

When did freedom of speech or the First Amendment in the Constitution of the United States of America become erased and taken away from an American citizen? This is a freedom given to the people of the United States of America in 1789. It's old st...

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That if His Bone Spurs Get Worse He May Have to Resign the Presidency

President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That if His Bone Spurs Get Worse He May Have to Resign the Presidency

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The president’s BFF, Sean Hannity, has just revealed that he had a very personal phone conversation with Trump. Hannity, who is the top anchorman at Fox News, reported that he was literally floored when his best friend informed...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Accidentally Reveals That Dr. Fauci Will Soon Be Fired

Ivanka Trump Accidentally Reveals That Dr. Fauci Will Soon Be Fired

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – Ivanka Trump, the oldest of Trump’s two daughters, was speaking before a group of Republican women who call themselves Lesbians For Trump. She told them that her daddy embraces all kinds of women. She giggled and said that sh...

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Funny story: President Trump Touts “Game-changer Bigger Than Hydrochloroquine" in Battle Against Coronavirus Spread

President Trump Touts “Game-changer Bigger Than Hydrochloroquine" in Battle Against Coronavirus Spread

(Washington, DC) President Trump excitedly took to the podium in today’s White House Coronavirus briefing by proclaiming he had uncovered a miracle breakthrough in the battle to fight the spread of the highly-contagious virus, and was fast-tracking f...

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