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Funny story: White Cliffs Of Dover To Be Demolished As Black Lives Matter Campaign Gathers Pace

White Cliffs Of Dover To Be Demolished As Black Lives Matter Campaign Gathers Pace

There's already an 'erosion issue' on the Kent coast, but leaders of Britain's black communities say they are not prepared to wait for Nature to take its course, and have demanded that the White Cliffs of Dover be taken down, and consigned to history...

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Funny story: Channel swimmer attempting to escape Brexit is thwarted on new Irish border!

Channel swimmer attempting to escape Brexit is thwarted on new Irish border!

A 'nautical nutter' who just happens to be a super swimmer, but downright broke, thought, "the only way of escaping Brexit madness is to swim the Channel because I aint got no dough, mate (he came from Cockney Land)!" Anyway, at the break of dawn in...

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Funny story: Lorry driver Richard Langford jailed for trying to import 50,000 chocolate bars through Dover

Lorry driver Richard Langford jailed for trying to import 50,000 chocolate bars through Dover

A lorry driver has been jailed for smuggling chocolate bars through the Port of Dover. Richard Langford, 31, was caught with a staggering 5,000 kilos of Dairy Milk, 1,000 kilos of Galaxy and 3,000 U.S. Hershey's chocolate bars when he was stopped...

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Funny story: Delaware Bans High School Chest Bumping

Delaware Bans High School Chest Bumping

DOVER, Delaware - Delaware's senior Senator Preston Wybinski [R-Dover] has informed the members of the press that the state senate has just implemented an emergency bill. The bill named The High School Chest Bumping Bill was mandated by the senate...

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Funny story: Chaos As Dover Port Closed For An Hour

Chaos As Dover Port Closed For An Hour

The gates to the shores of Great Britain were sensationally closed yesterday for over an hour, causing turmoil amongst incoming and outgoing travellers and throwing the transport system in to chaos - over a biro. Port Authority employee Tony Weeks...

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Funny story: Boffin's Scheme to Save Dover Cliffs

Boffin's Scheme to Save Dover Cliffs

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND - Immortalized in lyrics and verse, the "White Cliffs of Dover" are an icon of English patriotism and nostalgia - a familiar landmark for returning travelers akin to the Statue of Liberty for Americans. That is why there is cons...

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