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Funny story: Crusader Rabbit: Can He Save America?

Crusader Rabbit: Can He Save America?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Crusader Rabbit was viewed as a crusading knight of the Don Quixote school. Politically, he was somewhat left of Dudley Do-Right, but considerably right of Heckle and Jeckle. He was an important part of the cultural landscape a...

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Funny story: Wasting water is "against our policy," Just Dunkin' insists

Wasting water is "against our policy," Just Dunkin' insists

Dunkin' Donuts, ridiculed for changing its name to Just Dunkin' in what many media analysts (whatever the hell they are) believe was a publicity ploy, is back in the limelight because of the behavior of one of its Syracuse, New Yawk, employees. A...

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Funny story: Drone Doesn't Just DELIVER the Donuts, He EATS Them!

Drone Doesn't Just DELIVER the Donuts, He EATS Them!

That's a no-no, his employer sternly told him. "Bad, bad drone." The drone had an interesting defense. "But...but...I DID deliver them, pretty much anyway," he argued. Pausing for a breath, he continued, "OK, OK, I was a little late, I admit it. A...

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Funny story: Cop Angered By Krispy Kreme Box

Cop Angered By Krispy Kreme Box

An unnamed, unidentified police officer has claimed in a blog post online that his box of donuts from Krispy Kreme were graffitied when he received them with the phrase, "Black Lives Matter." The alleged incident occurred in New Smyrna, Georgia, a...

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Funny story: Donut Miracle Converts Thousands to Christianity

Donut Miracle Converts Thousands to Christianity

Mobile, AL - Well-respected local, Jamie McGinn, woke up on October 17th like it was any other day. Little did she know, her routine Saturday donut run would be far from normal. On her way back into the house from her trip to Dan's Donuts, she trippe...

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Funny story: Pig pigs out at "Drunken Donuts"

Pig pigs out at "Drunken Donuts"

WHEN PIGS FLY, NJ - Police officers are famous for their fondness for doughnuts, and, recently, one of Winslow Township's finest showed his appreciation of the sweets in dramatic fashion--by ramming his cruiser--actually, an SUV--through the front wi...

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Funny story: A Sinkhole In Beverly Hills Swallows Up A Rolls Royce, A Bentley, and A Lamborghini

A Sinkhole In Beverly Hills Swallows Up A Rolls Royce, A Bentley, and A Lamborghini

BEVERLY HILLS - Sinkholes do not only occur in Florida as residents of Pink Flamingo Drive in Beverly Hills have just found out. Beverly Hills resident Ibbie Dollardrift who is a Hollywood movie stuntwoman said that she was in bed at 3 am when all...

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Funny story: Colorado's New Marijuana Law Results In The Colorado Springs Police Department Laying Off Half Its Police Force

Colorado's New Marijuana Law Results In The Colorado Springs Police Department Laying Off Half Its Police Force

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Colorado Springs City Council has just announced that they have decided to furlough half of the city's police officers. Council member Naomi Mittski, 28, who just got divorced this past week, told the news media that the cou...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Opens Up Kim's Succulent Donuts

Kim Kardashian Opens Up Kim's Succulent Donuts

BEVERLY HILLS - This past May, Kim Kardashian sold her restaurant that was located in Marina Del Rey. She said at the time that she hated having to sell Kim's Kozy Kitchen but it just became much too overwhelming. The KKK was noted for its Diet...

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Funny story: Alana Thompson AKA Honey Boo Boo Rolling In The Ca$h

Alana Thompson AKA Honey Boo Boo Rolling In The Ca$h

McINTYRE, Georgia - The TLC Network has just given the Thompson-Shannon family, who star in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, a hefty raise from $5,000 per show to $15,000 per show. June "Mama" Shannon, who tips the scales at 307 pounds, told TV ClickerWo...

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Funny story: Blake Griffin Signs Dunkin Donuts Deal

Blake Griffin Signs Dunkin Donuts Deal

The NBA's new Doctor of Dunk has signed a deal with Dunkin Donuts worth a reportedly small pay out of $100, though offering Griffin all the free donut and coffee products he can consume for life. The extremely tall and noticeably non-flamboyant at...

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Funny story: Terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students: naked

Terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students: naked

Emmaus, PA, - As previously reported, yesterday the TSA responded to a terror incident at the 6th street elementary school in Emmaus. What appeared to be a simple terror incident is now clouded with possible teacher corruption. It has been reported...

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Funny story: Latest terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students

Latest terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students

Emmaus, PA - A bevy of emergency vehicles, on the triangle at 11 A.M today, are responding to a terror incident at the 6th Street Elementary School in Emmaus. Kindergarten students, ranging in ages from five to seven (repeaters) are lined up against...

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Funny story: America runs on Dunkin'? "Bullshit!" says Trucker

America runs on Dunkin'? "Bullshit!" says Trucker

HARFOLD, Vermont-Elwood "Elmer" Edwards requires very little while on the job. With country music favorites queued up on his iPod, once Edwards pulls onto an Interstate and shifts his 18-wheeler into high gear, he only needs one hand to steer, and th...

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Funny story: Al the Donut Maker Retires

Al the Donut Maker Retires

Phoenix AZ: Al the Donut Maker, a tireless worker for the Senator John McCain for President Republican Campaign in 2008, has retired. Al plans to live comfortably here, even though he is not rich enough to qualify for a tax on the wealthy. At his...

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Funny story: Dunkan Donuts' Secret Employee Prison Discovered and Toured

Dunkan Donuts' Secret Employee Prison Discovered and Toured

CANTON, Mass. - More employees of Dunkan Donuts, suspected of being part of a plot to funnel secret doughnut and coffee-making information to it's host of competitors, were arrested and jailed today, as part of a region wide crackdown on secret-leaka...

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Funny story: North Korea nuclear plant is only a Doughnut Factory

North Korea nuclear plant is only a Doughnut Factory

Washington: A US report that North Korea has built a new nuclear facility is apparently flawed. A re-examination of the report suggests rather, a giant doughnut factory is in place. Pyongyang's Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Il, is known as a huge doughnut ea...

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