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Funny story: Howard Stern Says Eric and Donald Trump Jr., Are Spoiled Brat Punks For Shooting What Are Basically Petting Zoo Animals

Howard Stern Says Eric and Donald Trump Jr., Are Spoiled Brat Punks For Shooting What Are Basically Petting Zoo Animals

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Howard Stern has just expressed what tens of millions of civilized people have said about grown men who ambush animals. The shock jock said that these pantywaists like the Trump boys, Eric and Donnie Jr., think th…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr., Denies He Was on Drugs - Says It Was Just Good Old-Fashioned Trumpian Pride

Donald Trump Jr., Denies He Was on Drugs - Says It Was Just Good Old-Fashioned Trumpian Pride

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - After several late night comedians suggested that Donald Trump Jr., delivered his convention speech while high on Peruvian Marching Dust, he angrily remarked that it was not cocaine, it was just good old-fashioned T…

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Said She Watched the Republican National Convention and She Counted a Total of 903 Lies

Miley Cyrus Said She Watched the Republican National Convention and She Counted a Total of 903 Lies

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - The former star of the Disney Channel’s “Hannah Montana” remarked to Entertainment Tonight that she decided to watch the opening night of the Republican National Convention. The convention was sponsored in part by…

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Funny story: Kimberly Guilfoyle and Boyfriend Donald Trump Jr. Caught in Some Hanky-Panky Backstage at the Republican Convention

Kimberly Guilfoyle and Boyfriend Donald Trump Jr. Caught in Some Hanky-Panky Backstage at the Republican Convention

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The Republican National Convention kicked off in D.C.’s Melonhead Auditorium with semi-fanfare. CNN’s Jake Tapper noted that he has seen more excitement at a pap smear clinic. He noted that Kimberly Guilfoyle an…

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Funny story: President Trump Is Thrilled With The Latest New Organization, Rich Lives Matter

President Trump Is Thrilled With The Latest New Organization, Rich Lives Matter

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump spoke with an unnamed member of the White House staff, and told him to start up a brand new organization. The new group will be called Rich Lives Matter. Trump said that, to get the new organization off-the-groun…

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Funny story: The Howard Stern Vs Donald Trump & Donald Trump, Jr., Feud is Getting Hotter!

The Howard Stern Vs Donald Trump & Donald Trump, Jr., Feud is Getting Hotter!

NEW YORK CITY – Donald Trump Jr. has pointed out that radio personality, Howard Stern, had once dressed as famous black trumpet player, Louis Armstrong, during Halloween, 27 years ago. The "Shock Jock" pointed out that Donnie Jr. had once dressed...

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Funny story: The Miss USA Pageant Says The Show Will Go On, But Adds That All 50 Contestants Will Compete Wearing Wet Suits

The Miss USA Pageant Says The Show Will Go On, But Adds That All 50 Contestants Will Compete Wearing Wet Suits

MIAMI BEACH, Florida - The Miss USA Pageant officials have said that there are no plans to cancel or postpone this year's beauty contest. The pageant producers stated that they just have way too much money invested in the show to just simply say ‘...

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Funny story: All My Women and This Nonsense #Metoo Movement (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

All My Women and This Nonsense #Metoo Movement (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

All My Women and This Nonsense #Metoo Movement I've always said, 'If you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong girl.' Donald Trump Now Available on Amazon Love me or hate me, Donald Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants, and s...

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Funny story: Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

WILDWOOD, New Jersey – President Trump was speaking to a huge crowd of GOPers at The Benedict Arnold Middle School gymnasium in Wildwood, New Jersey. He threw out red MAGA caps to the crowd, and was shocked when he saw one of the caps get thrown...

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Funny story: Donnie Trump Jr. Makes A Very Inappropriate Lascivious Remark About His Step-Mother (Melania Trump)

Donnie Trump Jr. Makes A Very Inappropriate Lascivious Remark About His Step-Mother (Melania Trump)

WINNEMUCCA, Nevada – Many people believe that the town was named after Chief Winnemucca of the Paiute tribe, but it was actually named after Sylvester “Silly” Winnemucca, who was a traveling crotch elixir salesman/comedian. Donald Trump Jr., who N...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Scared To Death That Roger Stone Is Going To Flip

Donald Trump Is Scared To Death That Roger Stone Is Going To Flip

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has just told a reporter for The Baltimore Beacon Star that “Trumper The Humper” is so afraid that Roger Stone is going to flip on him, that, for the past week, he has been peeing in his pants. The White Ho...

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Funny story: Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Biarritz, France In an announcement that surprised no one, President Donald Trump wants to hold next year's conference at one of his clubs in Florida. "Everyone will be happy. We have waiters that don't bathe to wait on the French, we've got spott...

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Funny story: Don Jr A Sucker For Mother-In-Law’s Eyebrow Pomade

Don Jr A Sucker For Mother-In-Law’s Eyebrow Pomade

New York, NYC - (Kompromat Mess): The President’s son Don Junior is coming in for a lot of flak after pictures of his gelled-up eyebrows went viral on the net. Junior, 69, was papped outside Pa’s Trumpino Bambino Towers condo this weekend, a smear...

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Funny story: Blackface Jibe As Don Trump Jr Beard Microblading Fails

Blackface Jibe As Don Trump Jr Beard Microblading Fails

New York, NYC - President Trump’s son Donald Jr is in the doghouse, a Downtown tattooist said today, after pics of his disastrous beard microblading cock-up went viral on the web. Trump Jr, 69, had sought treatment for an embarrassing bald patch w...

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Funny story: National Rifle Association Is Shooting Blanks

National Rifle Association Is Shooting Blanks

Great Scott! The NRA is in a financial crisis? If they need money, why not use their products, march into any bank and make a crisis-eliminating withdrawal? And, if the NRA does go under and have a funeral, Donald Trump Jr. should be a pallbearer...

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Funny story: Trump Brothers Withdraw All of the U.S.Treasury's Money and Lose it All on Roulette

Trump Brothers Withdraw All of the U.S.Treasury's Money and Lose it All on Roulette

Las Vegas, NV Donald Trump, Jr., Eric Trump, and their brother-in-law, Jared Kushner, talked Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin into giving them a blank treasury check to bet with because they had a "sure thing." "Well, Donnie and I were talking ab...

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Funny story: Trump Pardons Jailed Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick

Trump Pardons Jailed Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick

Mir-A-Lago, FL Trump Press Secretary Sarah Sanders strongly hinted that the next person that Trump would pardon would be the mayor that Detroit had right before declaring bankruptcy, Kwame Kilpatrick. "President Trump feels there are a lot of Afr...

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