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Funny story: Seismologists Are Predicting That A Devastating 9.3 Earthquake Will Strike 17 Miles From Mar-a-Lago

Seismologists Are Predicting That A Devastating 9.3 Earthquake Will Strike 17 Miles From Mar-a-Lago

MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – The Ta Da News Agency reports that several of America’s most respected seismologists are making a prediction that has the residents of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Mansion shaking in their over-priced shoes. TDNA reporter Sequoi…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Is Desperately Seeking An Exorcist To Drag The Food Demons Out of Donaldo’s Fat-Ass Body

Melania Trump Is Desperately Seeking An Exorcist To Drag The Food Demons Out of Donaldo’s Fat-Ass Body

MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the Trump Dixieland Mansion state that Mrs. Trump is just about ready to throw in the damn food towel. Melly’s BFF LeBron James reports that the former first lady has gotten to where she cannot ev…

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Funny story: President Biden Donates His Entire $400,000 Presidential Salary To 2 Very Worthy Causes

President Biden Donates His Entire $400,000 Presidential Salary To 2 Very Worthy Causes

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – As every American voter knows by now comparing Trump to President Biden is like comparing a Mississippi jackass to a Kentucky thoroughbred. There just is NO fucking comparison! President Biden is very intelli…

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Funny story: The Catholic Church Confirms That Trump Is Positively, Without A Shadow of a Doubt, Going To Hell!

The Catholic Church Confirms That Trump Is Positively, Without A Shadow of a Doubt, Going To Hell!

THE VATICAN – (Satire News) – The highly respected Catholic publication, The Vatican Voice, has just reported that never in the history of mankind, has there been an individual who deserves to Go To Hell more than one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.

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Funny story: If Trump Were Black, Would He Receive As Many Favorable Court Delays?

If Trump Were Black, Would He Receive As Many Favorable Court Delays?

Of course not. George Floyd was black, trying to use a counterfeit $20.00 bill, and killed on the spot in nine minutes. No judge, no jury, District Court of Appeals, and Circuit Court, and forget the Supreme Court. "Too busy. Have to judge more cr…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Finally Finds A Lawyer Who Is Willing To Defend Him In His Tax-Evasion Case

Donald Trump Finally Finds A Lawyer Who Is Willing To Defend Him In His Tax-Evasion Case

BAKED POTATO, Idaho – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Florida are that Donald Trump is so happy because the Nazi-lover has finally found an attorney who is willing to take his case. Tabloid Today reporter Papaya Bamboo first broke the story…

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Funny story: Trump Attends a Braves – Astros World Series Game and Insults The Entire Native-American Nation

Trump Attends a Braves – Astros World Series Game and Insults The Entire Native-American Nation

ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) – The most hated person in America, Donald Jonathan Trump, did not help himself when he was spotted at the Atlanta Braves – Houston Astros World Series Game, acting like a total and complete asshole. Trump, who stood out…

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Funny story: President Biden Says He Is Sick and Tired of Trump and His Never-Ending Lies And So He Is Going To Show The Orange Bitch Who The Boss Is

President Biden Says He Is Sick and Tired of Trump and His Never-Ending Lies And So He Is Going To Show The Orange Bitch Who The Boss Is

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Biden was in Baltimore to help dedicate the new, President and Mrs. Joe Biden High School, which is a state-of-the-art school of higher learning. He was asked by reporters about the on-going crisis between Chi…

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Funny story: Millions of Trump Supporters Are Now Telling Him To Please Go Away Before He Totally Kills The Republican Party

Millions of Trump Supporters Are Now Telling Him To Please Go Away Before He Totally Kills The Republican Party

ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – The Republican publication, GOPicky Magazine has just issued a strongly worded message to Donald Jonathan Trump. The magazine which claims it helped DJT get elected in 2016, has stated that it is no secret…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Rushed To The Hospital With A Severe Case of TWS

Donald Trump Rushed To The Hospital With A Severe Case of TWS

Mar-a-Lago – (Satire News) – Senior Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, reports that the man that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has nicknamed “Old Butt Face” was recently rushed to the hospital. A spokesperson for Our Lady of The De…

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Funny story: A Well-Respected Vatican Publication Names Donald Trump "The Most Evil Person Since Adolf Hitler"

A Well-Respected Vatican Publication Names Donald Trump "The Most Evil Person Since Adolf Hitler"

THE VATICAN – (Satire News) – The highly-respected Vatican Voice News Agency has just listed it’s choices for mean, hateful, and worthless individuals. Winners in the past have included Sean Hannity, Jeffrey Epstein, O.J. Simpson, Omarosa, and Ann…

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Funny story: Even Asleep, Biden Does A Better Job Than Trump

Even Asleep, Biden Does A Better Job Than Trump

Rumor has it President Joseph Biden fell asleep during the Glasgow Climate Conference. Maybe yes, maybe no, but even asleep, Biden does a better job than Donald Trump. The U.S. is back as a signature of the Paris Climate Agreement. Donald Trump…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Asks Queen Elizabeth For Permission To Build A Golf Course In The Outskirts of London

Donald Trump Asks Queen Elizabeth For Permission To Build A Golf Course In The Outskirts of London

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Donald J. Trump, the pathological liar who does not know the meaning of telling the truth, has just sent England’s Queen Elizabeth a text message. According to Prince Charles, the Trumptard asked her majesty i…

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Funny story: A Private Investigating Firm Has Uncovered Documents That Show That Donald Trump Is A Member of The Dixieland Nazi Party

A Private Investigating Firm Has Uncovered Documents That Show That Donald Trump Is A Member of The Dixieland Nazi Party

ATLANTA, Georgia – (Satire News) – iRumors reports that the Eagle Eye Private Investigating Firm has just uncovered documents that show that the former disgraced president, Don Johnny Trump, is a card-carrying member of the Dixieland Nazi Party. i…

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Funny story: The Supreme Court Has Just Ruled That Donald J. Trump Will Never, Ever Be Allowed To Hold Public Office

The Supreme Court Has Just Ruled That Donald J. Trump Will Never, Ever Be Allowed To Hold Public Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Political pundits from Maine to California knew that it was just a matter of time before Melania’s husband (aka The Orange Turd) would be banned from holding public office. BuzzFuzz senior reporter Tafetta Kixx i…

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Funny story: How To Tell If Trump Is Guilty? When He Claims Executive Privilege!

How To Tell If Trump Is Guilty? When He Claims Executive Privilege!

Now really! When Trump says he didn't do anything wrong but claims Executive Privilege, he must know his goose is nearly cooked. If found out, it means trouble with a capital T, right there in Mar-a-Lago. Former part-time golfer Donald Trump clear…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Gropes a Russian Female Wrestler and He Gets His Humongous Orange Ass Kicked!

Donald Trump Gropes a Russian Female Wrestler and He Gets His Humongous Orange Ass Kicked!

PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – The Sports Bet Gazette's Pico de Gallo, is reporting that GOP has-been "Don The Con" Trump got his big, fat, racist ass kicked by one of Russian’s toughest female wrestlers. Trump was making a campaign speech i…

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