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Trump Plans To Release Lions Along Mexican Border

Funny story: Trump Plans To Release Lions Along Mexican Border

President Donald Trump has revealed a new and innovative plan to control the unchecked flow of illegal immigrants across the US border with Mexico - he will release a pride of lions to patrol the area. Trump was writing on Twitter about his annoya...

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Trump Plans To Release American Criminals Along Length Of US/Mexico Border

Funny story: Trump Plans To Release American Criminals Along Length Of US/Mexico Border

Hamstrung by the Democrat Party's stubborn refusal to agree to the public funding of his Mexican Wall project, President Donald Trump has hatched a new idea to protect the country's precious southern border - he will release thousands of America's ow...

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Trump To Star In Sequel To 'All The President's Men'

Funny story: Trump To Star In Sequel To 'All The President's Men'

An overdue sequel to the classic 1976 movie 'All the President's Men' is set to be the summer's big hit, starring the president himself, Donald J. Trump. The original movie starred Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman, and both of the duo will appear...

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Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border

Funny story: Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border

President Donald Trump today revealed details of his plans for the development of land in the border area with Mexico, plans which are dominated by the somewhat surprising intention to build a number of 'Supercasinos'. The casinos would, Trump say...

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Native American Indians Call Pow Wow Over Trump's 'Wall'

Funny story: Native American Indians Call Pow Wow Over Trump's 'Wall'

Native American elders have called for a pow wow to decide upon action, after President Donald Trump's continued insistence that he will build a barrier around their native tribal lands. The situation, already bubbling underneath the surface of th...

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Unemployed Government Workers Build Wall Around White House

Funny story: Unemployed Government Workers Build Wall Around White House

Washington, D.C. As soon as it was announced that President Trump was back in the White House, 400,000 government workers - that aren't getting paid because of the government shutdown - suddenly appeared, and, with each one contributing a brick, too...

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Trump To Pelosi: “You Must Have Been Something Before Electricity”

Funny story: Trump To Pelosi: “You Must Have Been Something Before Electricity”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Taking a line from Al Czervik, played by Rodney Dangerfield in the movie “Caddyshack,” President Trump was overheard whispering; “Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity,” as he engaged in an air kiss with the ag...

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Trump Rejected by White Supremacist Organization

Funny story: Trump Rejected by White Supremacist Organization

President Donald J. Trump’s application to exclusive white supremacist organization, Whitest & Brightest, has been rejected for “failure to exemplify and demonstrate by example the inherent superiority of the Aryan race.” In his application, T...

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Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

Funny story: Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

US President, Donald Trump, has said on Twitter that, if there is no climbdown by Democrats over the funding for the Mexican border barrier, he is prepared to cancel this year's Super Bowl. Super Bowl LIII (53) is scheduled to take place on Sunday...

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Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan

Funny story: Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan

A number of people claim they have seen Nancy Pelosi, the speaker of the House of Representatives, at one of the Washington D.C. gas stations. She was either talking to vehicle owners, asking them if they were heading towards Central Asia, or hold...

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Trump shuts down White House; moves to Motel 6 to emphasize emergency

Funny story: Trump shuts down White House; moves to Motel 6 to emphasize emergency

Following his cancellation of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s trip abroad, Mr. Trump has decided the White House is too expensive to maintain, and closed it. White House workers are on furlough for the indefinite future, along with the other 8...

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Bugseye Pelosi vs Flyface

Funny story: Bugseye Pelosi vs Flyface

BILLINGSGATE POST: A horse’s head is a horse’s head, of course, of course. If this ain’t news, I will eat your shorts. Some two months ago it was reported that Mafiosa lioness, the notorious Bugseye Pelosi, dumped a horse’s head on the bed of Do...

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Hackers expose bogus WaPo broadsheets as “supplemental expansion” of mainstream media propaganda ploy

Funny story: Hackers expose bogus WaPo broadsheets as “supplemental expansion” of mainstream media propaganda ploy

Responding to fake news WaPo editions currently circulating in Washington, the hacker group Dark Overbored has stepped forward once again. This time Dark Overbored argues the fake editions are the latest (hidden) establishment efforts to undo th...

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Trump To Pull All US Troops Out Of Russia

Funny story: Trump To Pull All US Troops Out Of Russia

The always amiable and jovial President Donald Trump has announced the US will be pulling all US troops out of Russia starting at the end of February. At a press conference on Wednesday afternoon the President said the following: “It is time to ge...

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Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

Funny story: Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

President Donald Trump's border wall is to be the topic of a high-level meeting at the White House this evening, after it was reported that US Homeland Security officers have found several tunnels near the Mexican border. Two of the tunnels, near...

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Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

Funny story: Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

After weeks of a political game of shutdown, the Democrats have made a counter proposal that has intrigued many. They have offered to pass funding for the wall Trump has demanded on the Mexico border, in return for there being a wall built around Tru...

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We had no idea Congressman who wore Blackface to Congressional Halloween party was a racist, say Republicans.

Senior Republicans last night said that they had no idea that Rep. Steve King was a racist even though he wore Blackface to their last Halloween party. Party leaders said that Mr King had shocked them to their cores after saying in a New York Time...

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Apocalypse Now: Did You Hear What Trump Said?

Funny story: Apocalypse Now: Did You Hear What Trump Said?

The Vatican -- Today the Lamb of God, held in various sacred halls by the catholic church for over a millennium and long-presumed to be in a vegetative state, surprised priests and bishops alike when it suddenly came to its feet, took a long look ar...

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