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Trump Runner Dodges New ACME Golden Pee Pee Anvil

Funny story: Trump Runner Dodges New ACME Golden Pee Pee Anvil

BILLINGSGATE POST: The only thing missing from this Norman Rockwell picture is his signature. The tranquil Sonoran Desert setting, where hundreds of episodes memorializing the epic battles between the Trump Runner and his sinister foil, none other...

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President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder

Funny story: President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder

Breaking: That the immaculate Emmanuel Macron, President of France, would find a rejoinder to Mr. Trump goes without saying. The two are currently discussing the nuclear disarmament deal with Iran and whether to modify it or drop it. Review: A...

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Where's the Donald J Trump leadership high school?

If you think the basic problem with education is the cost of instructing illegal aliens, poor teaching, low test scores or any one of a number of other concerns, you're wrong. The prestigious Manhattan Institute, a conservative think tank renowned f...

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Nikki Haley to be offered up as one of Mr. Trump’s options on the table

Funny story: Nikki Haley to be offered up as one of Mr. Trump’s options on the table

Following the triumph of his recent missile launch on Syria, President Trump has offered a new, magnanimous gesture to the world in his “pursuit of world peace.” Accompanied by a bevy of early morning tweets, Mr. Trump indicates that from his many...

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DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

Funny story: DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

Queens, NY - JFK Airport is the first major airport to sniff out illegal aliens. As travelers entering the United States wait to retrieve their luggage, ICE enforcement agents use canines to determine which travelers are illegal immigrants. The pro...

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North Korea To Step Up Nuclear Program

Funny story: North Korea To Step Up Nuclear Program

North Korea has announced that it is to cease its nuclear program after a high-level previously-unnanounced 'video meeting' between its leader Kim Jong-un and US President Donald Trump. In reality, however, they are to step-up their program. Pr...

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James Comey Reveals All In Exclusive Interview

ONLY IN AMERICA - After the world was just recuperating from the Hillary Clinton never ending book tour...Shazam...here comes another one! Former FBI Director James Comey's book tour. As before with Hillary, the left-wing main stream media is going g...

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The Metaphysical Misappropriation of Love

Funny story: The Metaphysical Misappropriation of Love

“God is love,” I heard more than once on a fairly intelligent discussion of religion in people’s lives on NPR. The claim, echoed by several guests on the show, was made by one speaker, in particular, to distinguish the God of the New Testament f...

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Man Moved Family To Alaska To Avoid Terrorist Threat

Funny story: Man Moved Family To Alaska To Avoid Terrorist Threat

A man has sold his home and taken his family to live in Alaska after he became increasingly worried about the threat of terrorism, it has emerged. Ralph Conk, 53, was so concerned about the threat posed by terrorists, that he 'upped sticks' and to...

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Administration effort to replace cabinet with Trumpbots suffers setback

Funny story: Administration effort to replace cabinet with Trumpbots suffers setback

Frustrated with their unreliability, disloyalty and inability to fully buy in and implement his agenda, President Trump is pushing his advisors and cabinet officials aside.  But even the tireless chief executive Trump knows he can’t go it alone.  The...

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Donald Trump Admits Being A Total Scumbag

In what stunned reporters at a White House press conference this afternoon, President of The United States, Donald J. Trump, went on a 15 minute rant about a few things he wanted to get off his chest. The president was quoted as saying, "Right now...

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Slime Ball Comey Compares Trump's Hands To Anthony's Weiner

Funny story: Slime Ball Comey Compares Trump's Hands To Anthony's Weiner

BILLINGSGATE POST: With his baby-blues peering into the camera like two piss holes in a snow bank, and him furtively squeezing off popcorn farts that had George Staphylococcus' eyes watering, James Comey attempted to answer the questions posed by th...

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No Shit News: Donald Trump And Syria

Funny story: No Shit News: Donald Trump And Syria

Hello, everyone, this is No Shit News letting you know what's REALLY happening around the world today. That's NSN for the Truth! Here's Jay Labier. "Sup everyone? Er, I wanna tell ya 'bout what's goin on over there in Syria. On Saturday, the combi...

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Opinion: Trump V Syria

US windbag and all round walking political piss take, Donald Trump, has defended his “mission accomplished” tweet after it was ridiculed by actual media outlets. The same outlets Donald keeps claiming are fake. It always seems odd to us that a man with no political qualifications sits in a political job and calls qualified individuals “fake”. Anyway we digress.... Of course Donald authorised ai...

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Stormy says three-legged donkey involved

Funny story: Stormy says three-legged donkey involved

Stormy Daniels has revealed Donald Trump brought a donkey to her Las Vegas hotel room 10 years ago for a fun threesome. "Man that was one ugly ass, and the critter didn't look too good neither 'coz he was missing one leg ya'll". Daniels continued, "Y...

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Comey Wakes Up To Find Horse's Head In His Bed.

Funny story: Comey Wakes Up To Find Horse's Head In His Bed.

BILLINGSGATE POST: The scene opens with James Comey’s wife waking up and poking him on the shoulder, “James, I think we have company in our bed.” “Go back to sleep honey. You must be dreaming.” “James, there’s a f**king horse’s head nex...

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Cambridge Analytica Behind Satan’s Election to CEO of Heaven

Funny story: Cambridge Analytica Behind Satan’s Election to CEO of Heaven

HEAVEN—Cambridge Analytica has some big wins under its belt—Brexit, the election of Uhuru Kenyatta in Kenya, and Donald Trump in the Confederate States of America, but the company pulled off one of its biggest sells just last week, when it rigged an...

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Robert Mueller's Hollywood Access Moment

Funny story: Robert Mueller's Hollywood Access Moment

Robert Mueller, overheard talking to Billy Bush while exiting a Hollywood Access bus: “I’m moving on him, and I’m succeeding. I will try to fuck him. He’s married, you know—three times. But I’m moving on him very heavily. In fact, I took hi...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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