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Donald Trump Takes Possession of Elizabeth Warren's House

Funny story: Donald Trump Takes Possession of Elizabeth Warren's House

The president went over to the Senator's house this morning to tell her that she is not a real Native American. When he got there, he exclaimed, "Look what I discovered!" He then claimed ownership of her house, and handed her a blanket infected...

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Pocahontas: "I AM so, too, Native American; my mixed DNA sample proves it, so there!"

Funny story: Pocahontas: "I AM so, too, Native American; my mixed DNA sample proves it, so there!"

Senator Eliza Beth “Pocahontas” Warpath swabbed one of her body cavities to obtain a DNA “smear,” which she submitted to a clandestine cloning service, the name of which she refused to identify. The results of the analysis of the DNA sample, she s...

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President Trump Unleashes Nuclear Strikes on Planned Parenthood

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a devastating and unbelievable development, President Donald Trump has struck every abortion clinic and Planned Parenthood center in the United States with nuclear weapons. "THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!" Trump...

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President Trump Floats Slavery Idea

Funny story: President Trump Floats Slavery Idea

President Donald Trump has indicated at a meeting with Republican colleagues, that, as a way of solving problems in the employment sector, he "would not totally oppose" the idea of a return to slavery on a limited scale. The news had an earth-shat...

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Trump's America Is Fucked

Funny story: Trump's America Is Fucked

The shabby way in which the US Senate dealt with the Brett Kavanaugh inquiry indicates that America is fucked, according to one man speaking from the safety of his bedroom, a long way from the US, this morning. The enquiry - not a criminal one - 'ruled' that Supreme Court nominee Kavanaugh had no case to answer, enabling the Senate members to vote him in, by the slenderest margin possible. M...

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Joketsuzoku Warriors Splash Trump, McConnell, Kavanaugh with Nyannichuan Water

WASHINGTON D.C. - Chaos erupted in the nation's capital as elite members of the Joketsuzoku splashed President Donald Trump, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, and Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh with Nyannichuan water from the cursed springs of Jusenkyo. The Joketsuzoku, a tribe of female warriors embedded deep in the deepest mountainous regions of China, were rumored to have died o...

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President Trump Announces Two New Public Holidays

Funny story: President Trump Announces Two New Public Holidays

President Donald Trump has reacted swiftly to the good news about Judge Brett Kavanaugh's being confirmed as Associate Justice Supreme Court by introducing not one, but two, new US national public holidays. The first of these holidays is to be Oct...

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Old-Testament God Creates 11th Commandment: “Thou Shalt Not Engage in Victim Blaming, You Sadistic Morons”

WASHINGTON D.C. - Emerging from the heavens amidst a flurry of lightning and ferocious winds, the Old-Testament God, commonly known as Yahweh, descended upon the United States Congress. “I am the Lord thy God,” Yahweh bellowed, shaking the ground...

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USA Today Unveils New “Fact-Free USA Today”

MCLEAN, VIRGINIA – The national newspaper USA Today shocked the world on October 10, 2018, when it debuted its new “Fact-Free USA Today” format. President Donald Trump's op-ed, which claimed that the Democratic Party wanted to gut Medicare and use...

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Tear Down The Fence! Trump Sez He Will Build A Moat Instead

Funny story: Tear Down The Fence! Trump Sez He Will Build A Moat Instead

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump told a hushed audience in Iowa last night, that trying to keep out the hordes of illegals from entering the US by building a fence has failed miserably. Arguing that it is a waste of money to continue this mission...

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Trump dismissals becoming chronic

Ever more staff are leaving the White House as Donald Trump's zealous bid to have the building to himself takes form. Head cook Chuck Tate was fired this week for cheating at Whist. "I swear I played the Queen", he mumbled as he piled his belongin...

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Judge Kavanaugh Is Going Out For Drinks On Friday Night, Women Warned

Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh Is Going Out For Drinks On Friday Night, Women Warned

Newly-confirmed US Supreme Court judge, Brett Kavanaugh, is to meet with friends 'for a few drinks' on Friday evening, and women have been warned to keep their distance. Judge Kavanaugh, who was cleared by a select committee of any sexual wrongdoi...

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Judge Kavanaugh Presses Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start, Gets 30 Lives

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking development, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh plugged an NES controller into his gavel and entered the infamous "Konami code" (Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start), granting him a grand total...

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President Trump To Change The Ending Of 'In The Heat Of The Night' (1967)

Funny story: President Trump To Change The Ending Of 'In The Heat Of The Night' (1967)

In the latest of a series of ultraradical Right-leaning decisions, US President Donald Trump has decided to change the ending of the highly-influential 1967 Norman Jewison movie, 'In The Heat Of The Night'. The movie starring Rod Steiger and Sidne...

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Nikki Haley 'Resigns' Over The Lack Of A Third 'K' In Name

Funny story: Nikki Haley 'Resigns' Over The Lack Of A Third 'K' In Name

Nikki Haley, the United States Ambassador to the United Nations, has 'resigned' from the position, but rumors are rife that she was forced to do so by the Trump administration, because of the lack of a third letter 'k' in her first name. Haley - w...

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Kanye West Has Gone Mad

Funny story: Kanye West Has Gone Mad

After becoming half-mad last week and reducing the length of his first name by 60%, rapper Kanye West has achieved the 'full house' this week, and gone stark-raving bonkers. West spoke to reporters, and announced that he would be in Washington on...

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President Trump And Judge Kavanaugh To Meet About Propriety Of 'To Kill A Mockingbird' And Others

Funny story: President Trump And Judge Kavanaugh To Meet About Propriety Of 'To Kill A Mockingbird' And Others

President Trump and Judge Brett Kavanaugh are to schedule a meeting during which they will consider the 'propriety' of certain contentious books in American literature, including the Harper Lee 'Deep South in the Depression' classic, 'To Kill A Mocki...

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President Trump Vows to Protect Sexual Predators from “Evil, Unfair” Sexual Assault Victims

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump took to the airwaves today to address an issue near and dear to the dark void where a heart is supposed to be. He admitted to coming to the aid of Judge Brett Kavanaugh during his tumultuous confirmation hearing.

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Breaking news…

Pregnant robot dog blamed on Russian hacking

Mindy, the first robotic dog, is now pregnant. Senate Democrats allege that Russian hackers are to blame. The White House only states that Pres. Trump wants to make robot dogs great again.
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