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Funny story: The Democratic National Convention Kicks off with The Sexy, Sultry Eva Longoria as The Moderator

The Democratic National Convention Kicks off with The Sexy, Sultry Eva Longoria as The Moderator

MILWAUKEE – (Satire News) - The Democratic National Convention easily had the highest television ratings of the night, beating out “The Friends Reunion”, “The M*A*S*H Reunion”, and “The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania” season premier. The…

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Funny story: Trump Denies That Melania is Voting For Joe Biden

Trump Denies That Melania is Voting For Joe Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump is furious at a report by CNN’s Don Lemon, that stated that Melania told one of the White House cooks that she is going to be voting for Joe Biden. Melania reportedly said that she considered who…

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Wants To Buy President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Complex

Oprah Winfrey Wants To Buy President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Complex

MONTECITO, California – (Spoof News) - Oprah Winfrey told CNN’s Don Lemon that she would like to purchase Donald Trump’s Florida mansion, Mar-a-Lago. Lemon asked her why in the world she would want to purchase that horribly evil man’s residence.

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Funny story: 96% of All Blacks Want Kanye West To Stop Acting Like a Punk and Give Up His “I Wanna Be Da President” BS

96% of All Blacks Want Kanye West To Stop Acting Like a Punk and Give Up His “I Wanna Be Da President” BS

CHICAGO – (Celebrity Satire) - According to a survey conducted by Ebony Magazine, millions of honest, hard-working blacks want for Kanye West to stop his ridiculous presidential bid. The highly-respected magazine reports that four of the Kardashia…

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says That She Does Not Want Her Sexual Preference To Have An Affect on Her Record Sales

Miley Cyrus Says That She Does Not Want Her Sexual Preference To Have An Affect on Her Record Sales

LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - Miley Cyrus recently told Don Lemon, on CNN, that, regarding her sexual preference, she had been all over the sexualalistic map. She added that she had been here, and there, and way over yonder. Lemon asked her t…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Banned The Playing of Hip Hop and Rap Music in the White House

President Trump Has Banned The Playing of Hip Hop and Rap Music in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) President Trump has made it very clear that, not only does he not like the Black Lives Matter movement, but he truly despises rap music and hip hop music. He has issued a presidential executive order prohibiting the…

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Funny story: Biden Blames Penis Pump For Cognitive Lapses

Biden Blames Penis Pump For Cognitive Lapses

BILLINGSGATE POST: At first, apologists for Joe Biden blamed his mental lapses for having inhaled while sniffing hairdos. Then there were those who blamed it on his age, saying that it’s not unusual for someone 77 years old to call a student a “lying…

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Funny story: Don Lemon Says Donald Trump Was Born in Jamaica and He Needs To Be Sent Back

Don Lemon Says Donald Trump Was Born in Jamaica and He Needs To Be Sent Back

NEW YORK CITY - CNN’s Don Lemon, who hates Donald Trump more than wrestlers hate body odor, recently learned that DJT was born in Jamaica. When Lemon heard that, he quickly said that Nancy Pelosi should see about getting his golfing butt deported...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Reveals That Donald Trump Hit on Her in 1993

Nancy Pelosi Reveals That Donald Trump Hit on Her in 1993

WASHINGTON, D.C. – There is something that only a few individuals who know Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi are aware of. Pelosi revealed to CNN’s Don Lemon that Donald Trump hit on her back in September of 1993. The 80-year-old Pelosi, with...

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Funny story: It is Now Official: President Trump Hates Fox News More Than He Hates Don Lemon, Robert De Niro and Megyn Kelly

It is Now Official: President Trump Hates Fox News More Than He Hates Don Lemon, Robert De Niro and Megyn Kelly

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has revealed that most of the president’s staff members are worried about his state of mind, which they say is turning into a bowl of Wheaties. They point out that he is becoming more and more of a big, gig...

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Funny story: Don Lemon to Brett Kavanaugh: When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.

Don Lemon to Brett Kavanaugh: When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.

Brett Kavanaugh, Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court, appears to have finally learned his lesson from the MeToo Movement. In an interview ostensibly about the constitutional ramifications of Covid19 and the growing concern about the erosi...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Challenges Don Lemon to an Arm Wrestling Contest

Megyn Kelly Challenges Don Lemon to an Arm Wrestling Contest

MANHATTAN – Former anchorwoman, Megyn Kelly, says that she is tired of being cooped up in her multi-million dollar apartment. The former darling of Fox News and NBC told her husband that she is still upset with Don Lemon, and how he disrespected h...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Kicks Off The Megyn Kelly – Don Lemon Feud

Megyn Kelly Kicks Off The Megyn Kelly – Don Lemon Feud

NEW YORK CITY – Former Fox News and NBC anchor, Megyn Marie Kelly, has allegedly come out of the news woodwork to attack CNN anchor Don Lemon. According to Kelly’s gynaecologist, she does not like the way Lemon is constantly attacking President Tr...

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Funny story: Trump Plans To Completely Destroy News Outlets Like CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, And NBC

Trump Plans To Completely Destroy News Outlets Like CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, And NBC

MT. AIRY, Maryland – The president was in the town of Mt. Airy on a campaign tour. He was speaking before 196 supporters and 13 non-supporters. He told the crowd that he is making two lists and checking them both twice. He said that the first list...

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Funny story: The President Trump - Don Lemon Feud Is Really Getting Nasty

The President Trump - Don Lemon Feud Is Really Getting Nasty

NEW YORK CITY - CNN's Don Lemon has fired back at the President in their ongoing feud. Lemon was furious after Trump said that he was born in Kenya. Lemon hit back at Trump saying that "Emperor Bone Spur's" face looks like it was hit by a flock o...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Admits That Donald Trump Calls Her At Least Twice a Day

Ann Coulter Admits That Donald Trump Calls Her At Least Twice a Day

NEW YORK CITY – GOP media pundit, Ann Coulter, 58, recently told CNN’s Don Lemon that President Trump has become obsessed with her. Coulter who stands 6 foot 6 inches tall, and reportedly weighs 117 pounds, pointed out that the president calls h...

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Has Proof That CNN's Don Lemon Was Born In Kenya

President Trump Says He Has Proof That CNN's Don Lemon Was Born In Kenya

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has told the Vox Populi News Agency that he has undisputed proof that CNN’s Don Lemon was not born in Louisiana, but in Kenya. Trump spoke with Vox Populi’s Magenta McSalsa, and said that one of his secret servic...

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