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Funny story: Biden Introduces New 'Guide Dogs For The Stupid' Plan

Biden Introduces New 'Guide Dogs For The Stupid' Plan

Washington, DC - If you've been wondering what VP Harris has been up too since solving the border crisis, the wait is over. On Friday, Biden held a press conference in the Rose Garden, to explain that his VP has been busy training the first dogs i…

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Funny story: Today's Most Popular Dog Name in the U.S. is ______

Today's Most Popular Dog Name in the U.S. is ______

If you guessed Biden, you’re close. The most popular dog name today is Brandon. This is not too surprising since one of the most popular slogans in parts of the country is: Let’s go Brandon. That is supposedly equivalent to or at least mostly…

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Funny story: A Man In Iowa Is Arrested For Embarrassing The Hell Out of His Pet Dalmatian

A Man In Iowa Is Arrested For Embarrassing The Hell Out of His Pet Dalmatian

CORNBREAD, Iowa – (Satire News) – Cornbread police have been called to the home of retired ladies shoe salesman Burton Pissmeister, 59, on at least seven occasions, within the past two months. CPD reports show that Pissmeister, who is on parole, i…

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Funny story: "What do I have to do to be a bad boy?" asks Dog

"What do I have to do to be a bad boy?" asks Dog

Border Collie Colin Braithwaite has been asking on his blog what he has to do to be a bad boy. 'I make a mess of the furniture, vomit and everything, and all my owner asks is who's a good boy? Clearly, I haven't been a good boy, and if I have, whi…

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Funny story: To Combat Methane, Biden Giving Every Home A Labrador Retriever

To Combat Methane, Biden Giving Every Home A Labrador Retriever

Washington, D.C.—Climate scientists all agree that food waste is a massive contributor to methane, which goddamnit, also causes global warming. Just in time for Glasgow's big COP26 Climate Meeting, Biden has a plan to make it all go away. And ye…

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Funny story: Governor Cuomo Abandons His Dog Captain

Governor Cuomo Abandons His Dog Captain

So when Governor Andrew Cuomo resigned and moved out of the Governor’s mansion in Albany, the twit abandoned his dog, named Captain, saying, “Maybe somebody else can take care of him.” Andrew Cuomo can not be former Governor Mario Cuomo’s son. Mar…

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Funny story: English Bulldog Owners Catch Their Pet Viewing Doggy Porn

English Bulldog Owners Catch Their Pet Viewing Doggy Porn

LOMPOC, California – (Satire News) – Roy and Deena Nishfitt of Lompoc recently received the shock of their married life. The couple, who have been married for 27 years recently came home from an evening of drinking, dining, and dancing and were sh…

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Funny story: Man Gets Canned When Video Surfaces Of Him Pulling His Dog’s Ears When He Was Two Years Old

Man Gets Canned When Video Surfaces Of Him Pulling His Dog’s Ears When He Was Two Years Old

Like a pig who had his slop taken away from him, Pooch Delaware man Dewey Canine, lost his job because of a precarious incident that occurred two years after his inception into entering the world stage. In what was at the time considered to be a har…

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Funny story: Prince Andrew’s dog gets restraining order against him

Prince Andrew’s dog gets restraining order against him

The Duke of York is in court again, this time to respond to a restraining order obtained by his dog against him. The bounder son of the Queen arrived at Balmoral Castle today in a separate car from Scottie, his one-time pet dog. Sarah Ferguson, hi…

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Funny story: Biden’s Dog Major To Enter Dog Olympics

Biden’s Dog Major To Enter Dog Olympics

This wasn’t President Biden’s idea, but his dog Major’s. It seems Major was Googling on his computer and discovered that there was a Dog Olympics. But of course, it wasn’t like the sissy Westminster Kennel Show held at Madison Square Gardens every ye…

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Funny story: Biden Dog Major To Sell MADGA Hats

Biden Dog Major To Sell MADGA Hats

After graduating from Trump University with a degree in sales, Biden’s dog, Major, decided to go into business manufacturing dog hats labeled Make American Dogs Great Again. This brought an explosion from Trump lawyer Rudolph Giuliani. “We’ll sue…

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Funny story: Man's Theremin playing only attracting dogs

Man's Theremin playing only attracting dogs

A man who is recording an album of Avant grade compositions for Theremin, glockenspiel and rainstick has found that so far only dogs seem to be listening to it. Shane Collywobble, 47, has been working on 'WTF is that?' since the beginning of lockd…

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Funny story: Biden Dog Graduates From Trump University

Biden Dog Graduates From Trump University

With a Bachelor of Arfs degree, President Biden’s dog Major graduated from Trump University and is now allowed to move back into the White House. However, the Secret Service people have their fingers crossed and tree climbing running shoes on while M…

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Funny story: The Reason Why DEA K-9 Agent Rover Boy Was Entered Into a Dog Drug Rehab Clinic

The Reason Why DEA K-9 Agent Rover Boy Was Entered Into a Dog Drug Rehab Clinic

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The Drug Enforcement Agency, is reporting that K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy, who is regarded as one of the DEA's top drug sniffing dogs, has been entered into a drug rehab clinic. Rover Boy, who is 8, or 56 in do…

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Marries Her Lucky Dog

Susan Boyle Marries Her Lucky Dog

Modern Press: Finding a relationship during the pandemic can be stressful if not impossible, but for one resourceful woman it was a necessity to fulfill her needs for companionships. She married her long-time dog, Cujo Couzens, on her birthday, April…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Does Not Own A Vampire Dog, Despite How Much It Likes To Bite People

Joe Biden Does Not Own A Vampire Dog, Despite How Much It Likes To Bite People

President Biden's 3-year-old German Shepherd, Major, has bitten his second victim in two weeks, this time on the White House South Lawn, on Monday. "So far, neither hapless victim has turned into a vampire or werewolf, so we can all breathe easy,…

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Funny story: Britain's first nail bar for dogs opens

Britain's first nail bar for dogs opens

Many businesses have been forced to shut down during the pandemic, some of them permanently. But not all shops are suffering badly. This week in Chaffinch St Cock, Britain's first nail bar for dogs opened. Canine Chaffinch Nails is subject to the…

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