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FDA Sounds Health Alarm: Nearly 25 Percent of Americans Are Pathologically Fit and Trim

Funny story: FDA Sounds Health Alarm: Nearly 25 Percent of Americans Are Pathologically Fit and Trim

Late last night, the Food and Drug Administration issued a public health advisory, warning that nearly 25 percent of Americans are pathologically fit and trim - victims of the newly-coined disorder known as "hyper-healthism." "We're at a turning p...

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Painful ingrown penis removal videos to trend online predicts doctor pimple popper

Funny story: Painful ingrown penis removal videos to trend online predicts doctor pimple popper

Los Angeles, CA - In an exclusive interview with Dr. Pimple Popper, who called our newsroom's deviant hotline, the next big thing in medical videos will be painful ingrown penis removal videos shot at home. The doctor would not reveal her sources, b...

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Liberal Doctors Give Hernia Patient Full Sex Re-assignment Surgery

Funny story: Liberal Doctors Give Hernia Patient Full Sex Re-assignment Surgery

Alvin Benton checked into Baltimore Surgical Hospital for a routine hernia repair and woke up 14 hours later to find he had undergone a sex change operation and is now physically a woman. A team of five surgeons led by Dr. Chopra Wienerhoff perfor...

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Doctors Discover Man Suffers From "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensitivities of Society Syndrome"

Funny story: Doctors Discover Man Suffers From "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensitivities of Society Syndrome"

Indianapolis, IN - Doctors here at the Indianapolis State Medical Center have diagnosed the first man with a mental disorder they are calling: "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensiti...

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Man demands surgery to give him another anus

Chicago man Chicago Mann, 37, has demanded that his doctor "tears him a new one". Mr Mann says that he has always identified as a man with two anuses, although he was born with only one. "It's literally as if I'm a man with two anuses trapped in t...

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Men and women Viagra balance

Dr. Clydale Chamafert research spokesperson for the Center reported today that introduction of the new female 'Viagra," called Flibanserin, will create new problems in male sexuality as well as female sexuality. Dr Chamafert, looking nattily in hi...

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Doctors Can Choose To See Only Healthy People Under New Agreement

Funny story: Doctors Can Choose To See Only Healthy People Under New Agreement

Following recent reports which incited outrage when it was revealed that doctors were opting out of working unsociable hours, new proposals have been passed that allow them the option of not having to see patients at all. Under the new scheme doct...

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'Get well' cards speeding the spread of Ebola, CDC warns

Funny story: 'Get well' cards speeding the spread of Ebola, CDC warns

Washington - A new study by the Centers for Disease Control has found that the common "get well" card is the leading carrier of the deadly Ebola virus. The government health agency has issued emergency usage guidelines in response. "Your typical g...

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Official - Wanking Not A Cause Of Blindness!

Funny story: Official - Wanking Not A Cause Of Blindness!

A Medical Journal has published sensational clinical trial results proving that continuous wanking is not a cause of blindness. The results, published in "Better Lancit" contradicted what was commonly believed to be the truth. In the controlled e...

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Real Reason For Ebola In Dallas Discovered

Funny story: Real Reason For Ebola In Dallas Discovered

DALLAS -- Health officials' handling of the first Ebola patient diagnosed in the United States continued to raise questions Friday, after the hospital that is treating the patient and that mistakenly sent him home when he first came to its emergency...

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Obese patient sues doctor for "inappropriate" weight comment

Funny story: Obese patient sues doctor for "inappropriate" weight comment

A doctor in Carlisle is being taken to court by one of his patients. During a meeting with a Dr Yimenez about his upcoming stomach-stapling surgery, the patient observed that the doctor had made one or two inappropriate comments about his weight.

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The Doctor Will See You Now

Funny story: The Doctor Will See You Now

The most noble doctor of good standing and wealth you should see once a month if you're in bad health. He'll knock out the lights and just in one word instantly removes your vision with worms. He'll put you in a trance make you water his plants and whilst operating he'll play music and dance. All manner of disorders including head and the brain are dealt with quite easily in excruciating pain.

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The Federal Govenment Issues A Warning To Smokers Who Smoke Those 12-Inch Cigars

Funny story: The Federal Govenment Issues A Warning To Smokers Who Smoke Those 12-Inch Cigars

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After consulting with several doctors who treat smokers, the US government has issued a warning regarding cigars. The warning actually is addressed to those men and in some rare instances women, who smoke those 12-inch cigars su...

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Women Don't Understand Man's Preoccupation With Sex

Funny story: Women Don't Understand Man's Preoccupation With Sex

Dr. Larry Fudd says that most women do not understand why men are so fascinated with their body parts. "It's amazing to me that we aren't worse than we already are", he told Doctors Magazine. "I don't agree with that flog Freud...that Fraud Floyd.

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Professor Given Five Million Dollars To Study Immortality

Funny story: Professor Given Five Million Dollars To Study Immortality

The Massie Rockefeller Foundation has awarded a $5 million grant to Steve Martin Windgate, distinguished professor of philosophy at the University of California at Riverside in Nevada, to undertake a rigorous examination of a wide range of issues rel...

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Area Man Chokes To Death On Doughnut Hole

Funny story: Area Man Chokes To Death On Doughnut Hole

Nafus, Illinois: Local resident Robert Reeves dropped dead as a hammer after running from 'The Do-Nut Shack' on Ohio Street all the way to the Casino Boat and into the lobby. Mr. Reeves was pronounced dead by at least a dozen doctors who had a con...

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Doctors Are Thrilled With The Brand New iCamera 9000

Funny story: Doctors Are Thrilled With The Brand New iCamera 9000

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just announced an exciting new breakthrough in the medical world. The Apricot Company which is based in Tarzana, California has just placed on the market the new iCamera 9000. A spokesperson f...

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Justin Bieber Has Been Prescribed Female Hormone Pills

Funny story: Justin Bieber Has Been Prescribed Female Hormone Pills

BEVERLY HILLS, California - The highly troubled Canadian singer, Justin Bieber traveled to Beverly Hills to consult with a doctor who specializes in female hormones. Bieber was told by a close friend that his problem of acting like he's some tough...

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