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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Toad of Toad Hall

Dr Dolittle talks to Toad of Toad Hall

Dr Dolittle talks to Toad Of Toad Hall about the amazing ability he has to predict the future. The Doctor met Toad of Toad Hall in Toad Hall where else, and asked him about his claims about predicting the future. "I can predict the Wind in the Willows, when we are going to get strong winds, rain, snow, but most important of all me and my fellow toads can predict when earthquakes are going to ha...

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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Larry the Lobster

Dr Dolittle talks to Larry the Lobster

Dr Dolittle talks to Larry the Lobster in a seafood restaurant in San Francisco just half an hour before he was due to be served up for dinner. "What's it like being a lobster?" Asked Dr Dolittle. "Its OK," said Larry, "but I do miss my Mum And Dad, I was swimming away quite happily the other day when all of a sudden I was scooped up in a net along with a lot of other Lobsters and brought t...

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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Tommy Tortoise

Dr Dolittle talks to Tommy Tortoise

Dr Dolittle eventually met Tommy Tortoise after a three month wait because it took Tommy so long to get to their meeting place in London. When Tommy arrived he said "I am sorry I am late for a very important date but we tortoise's are very slow the last thing I did was post a letter and it took me two weeks to get to the post box and back home.Can you imagine if you humans had to put up with t...

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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Scooby Doo

Dr Dolittle talks to Scooby Doo

Dr Dolittle met with Scooby Doo today but only after he was supplied with a years supply of Scooby Snacks for doing the interview. Dr Dolittle asked Scooby how they always catch the villain about half an hour into the episode. "I dunno" said Scooby "perhaps its to fit in with TV schedules". "What would you do if you were not fighting crime and catching villains" said Dr Dolittle. Scooby replied...

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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Louie The Fly

Dr Dolittle talks to Louie The Fly

Dr Dolittle talks to Louie The Fly it had to be a quick interview because flies only live 24 hours. "Let me start by asking what it is like to be a fly" said Dr Dolittle. Louie explained "My life is shit literally,its one pile of shit after another shit for breakfast shit for lunch shit for dinner you want a snack what do you get shit. Maybe that's why we have such a short life span can you ima...

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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Skippy The Kangaroo

Dr Dolittle talks to Skippy The Kangaroo

Dr Dolittle met up with Skippy the Bush Kangaroo in Australia today and he was not a happy Kangaroo. "I want to make one thing perfectly clear" said Skippy "I don't want to be called Skippy The Bush Kangaroo I never supported George Bush in any way so I want this bloody silly song changed to Skippy The Brave Kangaroo" It was clear that Skippy was not a happy bunny I mean Kangaroo as he then...

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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Mike Batt

Dr Dolittle talks to Mike Batt

Dr Dolittle spoke to Mike Batt at a Pub in Wimbledon yesterday not far from Wimbledon Common where the Wombles originate from. Dr Dolittle asked "is it true your going to bring the Wombles to Glastonbury this summer and if so will Great Uncle Bulgaria be there." "No" said Mike "you are mixing me up with another Mike Batt I dont even like the Wombles even if they are from near here on Wimbledon...

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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Eddie the Eagle

Dr Dolittle talks to Eddie the Eagle

Dr Dolittle interviewed Eddie the Eagle yesterday not the one that appeared at the winter Olympics years ago this Eddie the Eagle is a real eagle. Eddie explained that people often get the two of us mixed up but this Eddie really can fly. On the subject of the winter Olympics Eddie does not understand why in the Skeleton Bobsleigh event Skeletons are not allowed to compete as the weather is so...

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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to secret squirrel

Dr Dolittle talks to secret squirrel

Dr Dolittle had an interesting meeting with Secret Squirrel the squirrel who has knowledge of information the rest of us don't know about. Secret Squirrel explained what he had found out about the illuminati "The New World Order or illuminati control the so called democracies of the world, if you take America and the UK it does not matter which party gets in the politicians are but puppets cont...

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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Guy Fox after his arrest

Dr Dolittle talks to Guy Fox after his arrest

Dr Dolittle the man who talks to animals has been talking to Guy Fox who has been jailed after his failed attempt to blow up the Houses of Parliament. Guy Fox was asked why did you try to blow up the Houses of Parliament? he replied " I wanted to...

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Funny story: Scandal: Doctor Dolittle Arrested.

Scandal: Doctor Dolittle Arrested.

One time naturalist and animal lover Doctor John 'Fishy' Dolittle has been arrested and charged with the murder and mutilation of over 16 people over the past 6 years. The doctor, who had a brief spell of fame with his 'talking to the animals' tri...

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