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Funny story: Actor Attacks Disabled Fan

Actor Attacks Disabled Fan

A crowd were left shocked this morning after Lily Allen, who recently became Mrs Harbour, was signing autographs, when she became involved in an incident with a disabled fan who reached out for the gorgeous singer, only to be met by Allen's jealous h…

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Funny story: National Bogus Handicapped Parking Sticker Day Is Here

National Bogus Handicapped Parking Sticker Day Is Here

WILMINGTON, De.—What better way to observe National Bogus Handicapped Parking Sticker Day than by having lunch at a Tony restaurant with a confirmed handicapped-parking-sticker cheat? We'll call him Ralph. He is one of a notorious breed of white-col...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson - the disabled man who doesn't need your handouts

Boris Johnson - the disabled man who doesn't need your handouts

It is perhaps the most unusual election strategy of recent years. Conservative spin-sters are beginning to spread a tale of Boris Johnson as a cripple, a man who suffers from excruciating mythomania, yet who, despite his problems, doesn't try to clai...

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Funny story: “So You Think You Can Dance” To Feature First Quadriplegic Dance Crew

“So You Think You Can Dance” To Feature First Quadriplegic Dance Crew

In the midst of declining ratings over the past 15 seasons of So You Think You Can Dance, producer Jessica Lively confirmed today that the show has been picked up for an additional season to premier in 2019. Despite the dwindling viewership, she...

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Funny story: Woman Rescued After Getting Stuck In Revolving Door

Woman Rescued After Getting Stuck In Revolving Door

A woman on a shopping trip to the big city had to be rescued after she became stuck in a revolving door. Betty Smith was in New York for the very first time in her life, after living 74 years on a farm in Iowa. On a once-in-a-lifetime trip, the ol...

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Funny story: The Growing Diversity of 'Service Animals' Reaps Havoc Across America

The Growing Diversity of 'Service Animals' Reaps Havoc Across America

Service Dogs have been assisting the blind and deaf for over a 100 years. But the growing list of creatures being used to assist people with an expanding inventory of handicaps has set off a deluge of dangerous situations across America. An exampl...

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Funny story: Handicapped Man Constantly Mistaken For Teen With Saggy Pants

Handicapped Man Constantly Mistaken For Teen With Saggy Pants

Dustin Papst of Opa-Loka, Florida, just wants to be treated like anyone else. He says he is constantly given favorable treatment by strangers because of his disability, which he feels is not a disability at all. "I don't even like to talk about it...

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Funny story: Surprising Study Finds Most Deaf People Are Faking It

Surprising Study Finds Most Deaf People Are Faking It

Geneva, CH; The World Health Organization released a shocking discovery that between 82-85% of the hearing impaired can, in reality hear just fine. While there are varying degrees and types of hearing loss, 99% of the malingerers composed the anacusi...

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Funny story: Budget for women and the disabled

Budget for women and the disabled

George Osborne introduced a Budget aimed to assist women and the disabled in a move that stimulated immediate approval from the 'Daily Male'. Disabled people will be given the chance to return to the workforce so that they can maintain an income t...

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Funny story: Able man arrested for using service dog to pass gas indiscriminately

Able man arrested for using service dog to pass gas indiscriminately

Police arrested Pierre LePetite outside a Baton Rogue Pet World store this afternoon, after a minor scuffle, and charged him with animal cruelty and resisting arrest. Police allege LaPetite poses as a disable veteran and uses his service dog as cove...

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Funny story: Greatest Length Ever for Handicap Placard

Greatest Length Ever for Handicap Placard

Albany NY: Authorities are fuming over a New York resident who's making periodic trips to Canada for a nerve block to cause leg paralysis. Chief O'Brien said; "He's gaming the system. We take improper use of handicap placards very seriously in th...

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Funny story: TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"

TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"

The Disabled Learning Channel is launching yet another wonderful learning inspired program. In the pilot, dancers with fake feet who could tap dance and a hunchback who weighed over 300 pounds did one hell of a Polka with a blind midget. Myron...

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Funny story: UKIP at World Cup as Hoddle Signs For ITV

UKIP at World Cup as Hoddle Signs For ITV

UKIP have walked ably into the World Cup coverage team on ITV this summer as Glenn Hoddle has been employed to cover the gap left by Roy "insert insult about someone else" Keane. Little known to the general public, most UKIP politicians regularly...

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Funny story: Handicap Parking

Handicap Parking

Reluctantly, I gave in and we now have a Handicap Parking placard. "Getting old ain't for sissies," as my Mom use to say. With very poor vision and having to creep along on a cane now, I realized it was time for this additional chink in my armor. We went to he grocery store and Wal-Mart this past weekend and used the placard for the first time. We parked almost at the front door of Wall-Mart! "...

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Funny story: Disabled mall cops back to work thanks to mobility scooters

Disabled mall cops back to work thanks to mobility scooters

Disabled mall cops will not be unemployed thanks to Pride Mobility's new range of police specification mobility scooters. The range includes light, medium and heavy duty scooters fitted with police equipment such as full emergency LED light packages...

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Funny story: Man With No Arms and Legs Sues Theme Park For Kicking Him Off Ride

Man With No Arms and Legs Sues Theme Park For Kicking Him Off Ride

ANAHEIM, CA (AP) - David Lochner looks through some pictures pointing out ones where he's playing second base and being used as a Frisbee. Unfortunately, he has no hands so no one can tell what he's referring to... The father of two from Aurora, C...

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Funny story: McDondalds to replace Atos in new deal for spongers says Duncan Smith

McDondalds to replace Atos in new deal for spongers says Duncan Smith

In yet another dramatic climb-down for the government, Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith announced today that ATOS will no longer be carrying out medical assessments on the sick and disabled, ending the government's controversial contract...

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