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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Pregnant Rumors

Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Pregnant Rumors

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The latest rumor fresh out of the Left Coast Rumor Mills is that Lindsay Lohan is now as they say in Utah, with child. Lohan who spent most of her summer in rehab laughed as she told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk tha...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Vows That Her Automobile Accident Days Are Over

Lindsay Lohan Vows That Her Automobile Accident Days Are Over

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan has said that the three months she spent in rehab did wonders for her. She told her mom that she now sees that she was headed on the road to ruin and she has decided to act her age instead of her shoe size as they say...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Law as She Parties, Parties, and Parties

Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Law as She Parties, Parties, and Parties

SANTA MONICA - Apparently Lindsay Lohan is still the luckiest girl in the entire United States as she was seen partying at Santa Monica's Inebriated Hippo Lounge without a worry in the world. Never mind that she had just been sentenced to serve 90...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Perfume "Liz and Dick" Is Selling Like Hot Cakes

Lindsay Lohan's New Perfume "Liz and Dick" Is Selling Like Hot Cakes

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan and her look-a-like mom Dina sat in her mansion Lucky LohanLand and watched the Lifetime premier of her movie Liz & Dick. The film covers the tumultuous story of the relationship, marriage, divorce, relationship,...

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Funny story: Dina Lohan Looks Younger Than Her Daughter Lindsay

Dina Lohan Looks Younger Than Her Daughter Lindsay

NEW YORK CITY - Many would agree that the Lohan family is perhaps one of the most dysfunctional family's east or west of the Mississippi River. Lindsay, who has been nicknamed "The Roller Coaster" by Jill Biden, wife of Vice-President Joe Biden, k...

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Funny story: The Reason Lindsay Lohan and Her Mom Got Into A Big Fight

The Reason Lindsay Lohan and Her Mom Got Into A Big Fight

LONG ISLAND, New York - Lindsay Lohan is a perfect example of that old Cambodian saying "Like mother - like daughter." Lohan, who seems to stay on the front page, got in to a verbal altercation with her lookalike mom Dina Lohan, 49, just outside o...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants Her Mom In Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Wants Her Mom In Rehab

HOLLYWOOD - In a perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black, Tinsel Town starlet Lindsay Lohan has stated that she is trying to get her mom to enter into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. Lindsay told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroo...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret

Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina attended a Selena Gomez concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum. As mother and daughter were exiting Lohan's limo the paparazzi were treated to an upskirt display that they had not seen since Britney...

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Funny story: Michael Lohan Sadly Back in the News

Michael Lohan Sadly Back in the News

The entertainment industry had managed to survive a couple of months without a truly preposterous statement coming from a Hollywood wanna-be, but thanks to Michael Lohan, father, convict and ex-husband to a couple of social train wrecks, we must inte...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Explains Her New Totally Blonde Look

Demi Lovato Explains Her New Totally Blonde Look

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato has had more than her share of ups and downs the past couple of years. And just when it looks like things are back on track something seems to come out of leftfield to derail the young singer's cheerful trip down the railro...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Backs Out of Lead in Remake of "Splendor in the Grass" After Learning It's a Love Story, Not a Drug Story!

Lindsay Lohan Backs Out of Lead in Remake of "Splendor in the Grass" After Learning It's a Love Story, Not a Drug Story!

Dina Lohan, the controlling behind the scenes Mother from Hell, said she was furious after learning that daughter Lindsay had refused to sign the contract for the lead in the remake of "Splendor in the Grass" that had helped Natalie Wood shoot to sta...

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Funny story: Another Lohan Destined for Destruction

Another Lohan Destined for Destruction

In entertainment news, the Lohan family is now going to be doing a reality show. This show is going to be based on Dina's mismanagement of Ali's career. Young Ali is wanting to follow in her big sisters footsteps, or perhaps Mrs. Lohan wants...

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