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Funny story: Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US

Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US

It happened shortly after Prince Philip announced his impending retirement. Members of the U.S. Congress, eager to extend their own gravy train and justify that extension as totally normal, were eager to vote this into law. "I'm all for it," said...

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Funny story: Theroux on Trudeau

Theroux on Trudeau

We are sitting down today with actor Justin Theroux to get his impressions of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Theroux is an actor known for his starring role in The Leftovers, although his career has already spanned decades in mostly forgettable roles, such as "lawyer on phone" in Dedication and "DJ at party scene" in Tropic Thunder. Theroux may be best known for being married to J...

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Funny story: Dick Van Dyke Smashes Marriage Age Gap Record

Dick Van Dyke Smashes Marriage Age Gap Record

Former Hollywood star Dick Van Dyke has entered the OFYC Club record books! The club, whose initials stand for "Old Fart-Young Chick," says the 46 year age difference between the ex-"Diagnosis Murder" actor and his new bride, 40-year-old Arlene Silv...

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Funny story: "It was Angela Lansbury all along", admit police

"It was Angela Lansbury all along", admit police

Police in America have admitted for the first time that a spate of murders committed over a period of 12 years from 1984 were the work of the same person. The serial killer has been named as pretend mystery writer

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Funny story: Tiger Woods teaches Dick Van Dyke how to spin web

Tiger Woods teaches Dick Van Dyke how to spin web

Golf master Tiger Woods has taught "Mary Poppins" dancing fool Dick Van Dyke how to spin a spider web.

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Funny story: Cor Blimey! Is Van Dyke's The Worst Cockney Accent Of All Time?

Cor Blimey! Is Van Dyke's The Worst Cockney Accent Of All Time?

In a surprise move veteran American actor Dick Van Dyke is being drafted in as voice coach for the West End Version of BBC's 'Eastenders the Musical'.

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