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Funny story: Residents of Storm-Stricken Puerto Rico Remain Unable to Obtain Insulin, Coca Cola and Spam

Residents of Storm-Stricken Puerto Rico Remain Unable to Obtain Insulin, Coca Cola and Spam

Nearly two years after the major storm that devastated Puerto Rico in 2017, many residents still remain unable to obtain insulin medication, Coca Cola, and other food staples like Oreos, ice cream, and Spam. "At this point, some people are being f...

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Funny story: Cure for baldness

Cure for baldness

After thousands of years of quackery fruitloopery cures for baldness, scientists in Durham have finally cracked the causes, and found a cure for baldness that actually works. Historically cures have involved lotions rubbed on the head, from the sl...

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Funny story: ADA Warns Diabetics to Steer Clear of Watching American Idol

ADA Warns Diabetics to Steer Clear of Watching American Idol

While watching a television show has never been linked to a risk of diabetes, the American Diabetes Association, after screening Wednesday's eliminations on American Idol, says that they did receive many calls from people with high blood sugar proble...

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Funny story: Warning over diabetes 'timebomb'

Warning over diabetes 'timebomb'

"It's time for all of us to get serious about our health if we want to have any chance of defusing the ticking time bomb of Type 2 diabetes" - Jane-Claire Judson, Diabetes UK Scotland Since the end of the cold war, experts have found that large am...

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Funny story: Is Music Killing Diabetics?

Is Music Killing Diabetics?

Sacherine, California - "Sugar, Sugar" the classic 1969 number-one hit single by fictional characters The Archies, has been implicated in the death of 573 diabetics worldwide. The song has been pulled from air play by radio DJs and likewise pulled fr...

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Funny story: Erectile Dysfunction possible sign of heart disease in diabetic men -- That, or you're probably Gay, study says

Erectile Dysfunction possible sign of heart disease in diabetic men -- That, or you're probably Gay, study says

Atlanta, Georgia - Linking vascular conditioning of the heart to its ability to effectively pump blood to the penis for engorgement, leading to a healthy virile erection, recent medical research on the illness of diabetes has inadvertently lead to th...

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Funny story: Shock Discovery: Epileptics Have Seizures

Shock Discovery: Epileptics Have Seizures

Doctor Bud Light, of West Suffolk Hospital, Bury St Edmunds, has made what is already being hailed as the medical discovery of the century.

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Funny story: Government acts on Type 2 Diabetes

Government acts on Type 2 Diabetes

After months of reports of the failing health of the nation, temporary Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has announced that he will personally take charge of the new health strategy.

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Funny story: 'Inbreeding' is behind rise in cases of diabetes, claims MP

'Inbreeding' is behind rise in cases of diabetes, claims MP

AN MP has caused outrage by suggesting that high rates of diabetes in his Norfolk constituency, which has seen a growing number of cases among children, could be the result of residents inbreeding.

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