Gwyneth Apple has been rapped for promoting a 21-day 'detox' diet.
The actress, 39, is selling the £275 'Cleanse' kit on her website Goof.
It involves eating one low-calorie meal a day, two protein shakes and vitamins.
A number of Teaching Hospitals have opened wards for the sole purpose of admitting and performing scientific studies on former News of the World readers who are not coping at all well with the closing down of their favourite newspaper.
Berkshire - (Toxic Ass Mess): Triple Michelin-starred Fat Duck restaurateur Heston Services Blue-Mental has accused Prince Charles' Duchy Originals range of detox remedies of outright quackery.
The complaint follows the closure of the Berkshire ea...
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