HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Dancing With The Stars host Tyra Banks has just informed the entertainment media that the show’s producers are doing away with rap music, German polkas, and instrumentals. The show's executives noted that those three t…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – "Dancing With The Stars" host Tyra Banks said that watching the show’s finale was the most exciting fun that she has ever had. Tyra opened the show dressed in a gigantic blue gown that was made from 47,000 ostrich feath…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The original TV dance show, Dancing With The Stars keeps breaking viewer records. The show is watched in every state but one, and is viewed in 83 of the world’s 196 countries. A representative for North Korea, says…
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – In keeping with the Hollywood Halloween theme, the dance theme for this week was ‘villains’. And no one pulled it off more than judge Bruno Tonioli, who was dressed as the scariest villain-monster of all, Fox News…
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – Professional dancers Derek Hough and his girlfriend Hayley Erbert blew away the entire troupe of DWTS’s dancers. Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle said that it was the best dance performance she had ever seen…
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – The theme of this week’s edition of “Dancing With The Stars” was A Look at the 80's Crackhead Era . The dancers danced to songs by such popular 80’s artists as Stevie Wonder, Prince, Michael Jackson, Bro Mo, and th…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - "Dancing With The Stars" featured songs from Disney movies and there was more sugar on the dance floor than in an Imperial Sugar Mill. According to Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, one of the three judges has said, off-the-rec…
HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy says that he is trying to get the producers of his show, Dancing With The Stars to book Russia's all-girl punk rock band Pussy Riot. Maksim, who is a native of the Ukraine, said that as popular as Pussy Riot is, it...
ENCINO, California - Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars recently remarked that he has never been with a woman that he enjoys being with more than Nina Dobrev, star of The Vampire Diaries. Hough, 28, said that Nina, 25, is one of the most luscio...
HOLLYWOOD - The host of Dancing With The Stars, Tom Bergeron has just informed the Hollywood media that he received a text message from Justin Bieber. Bergeron said that Bieber begged him to please pull some strings so that he can join the cast of...
LOS ANGELES - This year's winner of Dancing With The Stars (along with partner Amber Riley of Glee) has said that he and Lindsay Lohan's visit to The La Brea Tar Pits was Lohan's idea. The dancer known as The Dancing Dude told Bedroom Pillow Talk'...
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan appears to have finally gotten on the right track as the old railroader Casey Jones used to be fond of saying. Lohan has said that the three months she spent in rehab helped to show her that there is more to life than j...
HOLLYWOOD - As the old ancient Aztecan saying goes, "True love has a way of going away and then coming back again." Such is the case with the stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder. The 24-year-old Dobrev and the much old...
HOLLYWOOD - Amber Riley, star of Glee, was so excited at being crowned this season's Dancing With The Stars winner of the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy that she did not realize it but she made about six back flips in a row. Her dance partner Derek "T...
HOLLYWOOD - Len Goodman, known as the Grouchy Grouch, is perhaps one of the most hated judges in the history of music and dance competition shows. Many Dancing With The Stars fans feel that the old, bitter Englishman makes fellow Brit Simon Cowell...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Dancing With The Stars dancer who is known as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom appears to have found who he considers to be the Woman of His Dreams. Maksim Chmerkovskiy, 33, has literally fallen head-over-heels in love with curvac...
VENICE BEACH, California - Nina Dobrev, the star of The Vampire Diaries, has been seen out and about town with her new love interest Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars. Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk has said that the two make a won...
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