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Funny story: Brennan flees to monastery in Lower Moldavia to avoid Barr and Durham

Brennan flees to monastery in Lower Moldavia to avoid Barr and Durham

Ex-CIA Director John Brennan is reported on the run, due to unusual heat from Special Investigator John Durham. On February 13, The New York Times reported: “Durham appears to be pursuing a theory that the C.I.A., under its former Director Jo...

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Funny story: Man Robs Congressional Member Bank...GOP Says "Let 'Em Go - He Did Nothin'"

Man Robs Congressional Member Bank...GOP Says "Let 'Em Go - He Did Nothin'"

Today, a man entered the Congressional Bank, a bank serving members of the Senate and the House. It was all caught on HD security cameras. He gave a note to the teller, telling the teller to fill a bag. The teller asked him, "What bag?" The ma...

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Funny story: Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"

Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"

Although Barbara Sampson, New York's chief medical examiner, has announced the cause of Epstein's death as "pending", inside sources now say an official determination has been reached. Ms. Sampson stated that no single cause can as yet be determin...

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Funny story: US Animal Rights Organizations Membership in Decline

US Animal Rights Organizations Membership in Decline

Washington DC: The US Department of Labor announced that the number of animal rights activists residing in the 48 contiguous states has steadily declined by 50% between 2009 and 2012. The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) launched a probe int...

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Funny story: Holder Stretches to Comply

Holder Stretches to Comply

Attorneys at the Department of Justice are scrambling today, as they work hurriedly to complete the homework assigned to them on Tuesday by Federal Judge Jerry Smith of the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals. Judge Smith has demanded a letter of no le...

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Funny story: Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'

Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'

The freedom of speech case Morse vs. Frederick involving high school student rights has come to the attention of U.S. Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales.

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Funny story: Columbia University Sawdust Head Cover-Up Linked to Department of Justice

Columbia University Sawdust Head Cover-Up Linked to Department of Justice

Reporters have learned that Columbia University has been stonewalling efforts to learn more about the Sawdust Head phenomenon due to pressure from government agencies including the Department of Justice.

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